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Need some "player" advice.

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I havent been playing my game very well with the ladies lately, all these muscle gains has got me all arrogant and shit! No but seriously now, there is this crossfit looking girl (if you know what i mean) at my new gym, and she lifts harder than most boys on the gym. Shes dead serious about lifting and good looking too. A pretty young thing as the Hodgetwins would say.
I need ya'll advice or as Arnold would say in "pumping iron"-Advices-.
Im someone who works out alone cuz i just take this shit to seriously to do with a buddy and hate gym chit-chat. Thats also something i wanna portray in her.
What should be my first move? It would be great if some gials would reply too.
hahaha appreciated guys!

Update: GUYS THANK YOU SO MUCH! Never thought i would see so many comments! Appreciate the jokes too, fucking hilarious.

Update: This week i went 5 days in a row to da gym, just to see what her time schedule was. BIG TIME MOTHERFUCKING STALKING HAHAHAA! Now that i know more or less her times, (with a creepy evil tone) all i have to do now is play my cards right. Wish me luck muscle-heads.

XvBeast's picture

Do it , stuck up pretty girls love those comments.

XvBeast's picture

Ask her for an opinion about some thing creative like buying a gift/ clothes for ur friend who is a girl and u don't know what to get.... I think it's better to come off friendly then escalate rather then straight up saying things like " I think ur pretty and I wanted to talk to u"...that shit don't work

RoidyNoob's picture

Thanks ma man! thats some good shit!

kodiakGRRL's picture

LOL... do NOT listen to this man he'll get you hurt...

RoidyNoob's picture

Is it that time of the month GRRRL? I bet it is. just take a hot bath and have some nice tea.

XvBeast's picture

Fine .. Whipped out like massacre said

MASSIVE48's picture

Just whip it out infront of her.. Works everytime.

RoidyNoob's picture

Dude are you fucking crazy??? If anything ill take out my scrotum thru the zipper but never the penis!

Xrated's picture

Texas belt buckle....nut sack only over the top of ur gym shorts !

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MASSIVE48's picture

Lmfaooo

P's picture

LMAO, you planning on tea-bagging her?

XvBeast's picture

I only pull my nuts out of my pants when I'm getting ready to bench press. Yo I straight pull that 135 one rep max

Hench's picture

Walk up slap her on the ass and tell her you'd break that shit..........no don't.
Just be yourself. Strike up a convo about training. Don't be fake...chicks can smell that a mile away.

Durlang69's picture

Man that is some funny shit I just burst out laughing and my girl was like wtf is so funny. Thought about doing that shit many times at my gym

RoidyNoob's picture

man, i almost slapped it, today, while she was reverse curling her hamstrings.
I need to grow a pair that what.

RoidyNoob's picture

haha, dude, i thought on dropping the bench press bar on my chest so she could come and help me out. haha, but yea, it should be the opposite.
Asking to spot her might be good man, ill be on the look out, cool beans man!

RoidyNoob's picture

shit, im scared to ask her. she might crush me, haha ye dude just checked out her profile and fuck, thats some real hard work. I'll pm her, but i doubt she'll reply