posted Tue, 04/10/2012 - 22:21
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Hell I've always thought gear makes your balls small. I skipped one day without sex usually going twice a day and my balls are the size of golf balls up from sweet pea's yesterday. Gear does not make your balls small, we're screwing them away! I may try one more day just to see what these bad boys can do.... lmaooooo...yeah right, I'm bout to take care of this problem RIGHT NOW....PEACE OUT BITCHEZZZZZZ!!! no homo
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SpartanScorpionClassic!
On a serious note for a change brother as you know i am near the end of a 20wk run,the boys are sat here all swole and ready to go again!
I have always used to old shoulin monk method for years! basically just soaking the nutz every night in a bowl of warm milk,no waste either as you can throw the milk in the last casein shake before bed,as long as you spit out the odd pube everything is cool,i get a few strange looks when i do this in restaurants though thats the only drawback.
Anyways looking forwards to spending the summer down on your ranch i have just bought a new stetson then i fit in with the locals,will also look the part when we do a little bull riding yeah!!!
promise not to do the milk thing when all the family is around the table ok brother.
tread-mJust popped you an email home skillet....
Cool bro got it,just got six burner hob going at moment doing a bit of pre/prepping with 2 different diets at moment
tread-mWork that magic play playa!
Liver heart and kidneys for the irishman tonight bro, steamed cod for you know who LOL.
sgtstedankoDon't forget the brains... Steamed? You know I like grilled salmon w/aas little bit of lemon & red pepper. Sometimes blue hake too. Unless of course, I'm not invited your guys little tea bagging, steamed cock bbq... No homo
irishpride79Liver,heart, and kidneys? What are you a fuckn caveman? Your more of a man than me! Lmao
Ohhh he eats things a dog would turn its nose away from, many times i have seen him mix a can of tuna and peanut butter in the blender and slurp it up like baby food,sometimes at night he mixs a tub of cottage cheese into casein and milk how he swallows that god only knows lol.
He is worse than a caveman he stashs food in his sock drawers once i found 2 cold pork chops LOL.
tread-mThose pork chops were not for eating, I better explain this in PM with all the under 18's that hang around here! Please tell me they were bone out or he may be more twisted than I thought?
I hid those under my japenese sniper uniform,just behind my tonto mask lol
Whats up with you people is this so wrong?????
tread-mNo its perfect text book protocol for WE THE MASTERS! just not good to allow the general public to get their hands on this type of professional information, someone could get hurt here!
Yeah gotcha brotha this is high end stuff that produces results mortals can only dream about ok i suppose i better drag my old ass back into cycles section to explain how test e compares to the girl next door that always helps with your homework and is always there to soothe your raged nerves after a bad day at school, and then to describe trenbolone as the big titted always moist cuban porn star that will leave you skint broken and emotionally wrecked after she got you in a bar fight and left with the guy who kicked your sorry ass,those that sound more level headed brother.
tread-mI like it, real basic run of the mill stuff there for the pretenders here, everyone wins strategy brother and that means they get a little sumpn sumpn and we get all the real freakie shit to ourselves.
Roger that bro!!!
Will pm you with some heavy trick shit i picked up in pakistan last year bro this is not for the faint hearted and you MUST keep the curtains closed and all pets locked away for the duration of the experiment ok.
tread-mWell sure but the dog loves to watch, is that pretty strict on that rule? Pakistan huh, I love what their people have done to progress the art!
Think its bout time we took our special medication now just pulled in at the farm planning on boinking a couple dozen of these longhorns just to see if we got the potency spot on ok.
Boinking? Is that something to do with pigs?
Brother i would appreciate if you called them girls!! they have been good to me through the bad times
Man theres too much bestiality going on in the forum today. Sheep shagging, pork poking,longhorn loving, gorillas humping humans :-0
Hahahahah i know bro its all gone to pot today i think everybody is kicking back and recovering lol
tread-mIts all trial and error brother! Lmao...I mostly love the error
irishpride79Viking1 places pinky to the corner of his lip and lets out the most sinister laugh
Aaaahhhh fuck it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
irishpride79Irish reaches underneath the table and hands viking1 the suitcase, puts his shades on smiles and walks out of the pub
You deserve it brother you are a fucking good member on here,your humour helps people keep thier shit together
irishpride79thanks..i try!! =)
LOL you cant do this to me here these are my freinds not yours lol.
irishpride79Hahahahahahaha Wifey blew up your spot captain pork chop!!!!
Alls good brother she never mentioned the butt plug so my good rep is still intact Hahahahahah.
Viking laughs his bollocks off has he beats his club on the cave wall lol.
Have you checked out how much protein chicken heart and gizzards have?
Hearts = 7 gm per oz (25% protein)
Gizzard = 9 gm per oz (30% protein)
When I saw that on a nutrition label when I was perusing the local Kroger chain meats. I bought them out!
Theviking knows all the tricks!
There you go brother cheapest finest source of natural proteins and minerals on gods earth,thats why animals eat the organs first after a kill,i like to get that meal at least once a week even more when dieting down.
Another good one is a full ox heart with the top sliced off stuffed with lean ground rump then roasted oh god thats protein heaven LOL.
Powders are just back up fast hits of whey i still prefer the real deal.
sgtstedankoSo that's where they all went. I love me some gizzards!
tread-mOE ? Lmao....
I've been giving the milk to my tabby. I place the bowl a few feet beyond the length of his chain... I love to watch him drag that cinder block across the yard to get to the milk.
Hahahahah i can picture that right now lol...
I knew more folks than me knew that old secret.......... lol.
tread-mHell feel free brother, the family that soaks together stays together! Honestly I'm soaking mine now, had not idea it helps It just feels good so I do it! Sometimes I put some lucky charms in it too because the wife likes the marshmellows! Slice up a little banana on that puppy and she has a full complex meal with PLENTY O PROTEIN! Lol you're right though, the restaurants hate when you pull your balls out, they get all pissy like its not natural....is anything more natural than balls?
Thats great news brother!!! means i dont have to change my daily routine none,you know how it gets when we climb over the 30 we get a little bit set in our ways,the banana trick sounds great thats going on tonights menu for sure!
Think we might start a new trend here for our eroidian brothers,hell they may even open up a new board for genital care the natural way
OE2000I dedicate this video to my favorite eroidian ...... that's you tread!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ud6nnjgHmzU
hahahahaha WTF... now that is the gayst video ive ever seen......
tread-mHow did you know I like Ice Cream?!?!
sgtstedankoLol. AC/DC big balls, just came on the raduo here : ) You & big tex have fun. Im gonna go sulk in the corner, w/my little fish balls : ( do fish have balls?
tread-mI don't know but the north American horse fish is hung like a ..well...horsefish! Don't sulk brother, bring your little peanuts on down, hell TX always comes through with extra ho's and you know I roll 5 deep in the caddi !
TxBigBoyIt seats 5 for a reason! That's if you don't count the one in the trunk!
tread-mI threw the spare away...2 in the trunk BOOOOOM! THATS WHY i've got triple A Nooka!
TxBigBoyOh brother we gotta get you upgraded to a 5th wheel, real pimpin
tread-mNOW YOU're making some real sense brother. You may have the gift! We coluld call it our "girls gone wild on Tx and Treads packages" tour trailer...tx 5th wheel style bitcheeezzzzzzz!
TxBigBoyWait! We gotta take care of this the old school way brother. I'm omw with 2 dime pieces and the 55 gallon drum, you still got the splitter?
tread-mHeeeeeeeelllllllzzzzzz yeah I do, saved all the toys from the cave brother, take them out and clean them everyday knowing this day was coming! BOOOOOOOOOM!!!!