posted Sun, 05/27/2012 - 14:55
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*here are some funny muscle jokes... contribute if you know any good ones 
Just call me Mr. Dictionary. Why? Because I have definition.
Got a sewing machine? cause i'm ripped.
Have you seen my beach ball? It’s about this big (most muscular pose)
Do you have a band aid? Why, because of all these cuts.
Do you know a good vet? Why. Because these pythons are sick.
what do you want... the hospital (flex left bi), or the morgue (flex right bi)?
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RustyhookerA Baptist preacher was seated next to a cowboy on a flight to Texas .
After the plane took off, the cowboy asked for a whiskey and soda, which
was brought and placed before him.
The flight attendant then asked the preacher if he would like a similar
drink. Appalled, the preacher replied, "I'd rather be tied up and taken advantage
of by women of ill-repute, than let liquor touch my lips."
The cowboy then handed his drink back to the
attendant and said,
"Me too, I didn't know we had that choice."
figured we need an uplift. Lmao
Lol.
https://www.eroids.com/forum/general/off-topic/bodybuilding-jokes-a-lil-...
Is that a string hanging from your sleeve? Oh no that's your arm !!!! That's one I always get guys at the gym with!!!
when anyone says something you don't like, or you cant hear someone just say, "whats that? my guns are making too much noise!"
gym buddies - dom mazzetti
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EMSWWgGU6Z8
plenty of good muscle jokes here. lol
Why wasn't the bodybuilder evicted? Because he was squatting
AnonGold’s Gym was robbed last week, that’s the last time they recommend free weights
lol. thats a good one
Anonyea i thought so too lol
Anon•A priest, a rabbi and a black guy walk into a bar.
An Olympic bar.
•Did the zoo call you today?
…Why?
Cause they want their pythons back!
•I almost got kicked out of school today. Got caught with a six pack and 2 guns
•How many muscleheads does it take to change a light bulb?
It takes 3; one to change it and two others to stand around saying: “your shoulders are sick bro”
•This guy walks into a bar… Cause the moron forgot to re-rack it. This really is kind of a funny muscle joke in some cases .
•Dude call a plumber, cause my pipes are about to burst!
•Anyone want some drinks cause i brought a six pack?! This muscle joke is also good if the drinks are some carnitine or energy ones
•How do you wanna die? (point to one arm) Sudden death? (point to other) Or slow and painful!
•Today a police officer stopped me on the street with his pistol drawn and I asked him what was the reason for the gun approach. He came near me, pulled at my sleeve and said, “Son, you got permits for those guns?”
•How do you make 5 pounds of fat look good?
Put a nipple on it.
•What was the reason for Arnold Schwarzenegger’s training on a desert island?
He wanted maximum isolation
CleyonI almost got kicked out of school today. Got caught with a six pack and 2 guns
That's my favorite! My daughteers always ask Daddy for a "Gun Show", my wife says I'm corrupting them.
•How many muscleheads does it take to change a light bulb?
It takes 3; one to change it and two others to stand around saying: “your shoulders are sick bro”
ahahhahaa thats fucking funny bro
lol. i was seeing if there were any creative minds out there. no good ones? FAIL
well yours are all the ones that have already been said! So why dont you make something up!
just do a google search, theres another website that has them listed
that could be some of the new lines on the eroids tshirts lol