posted Wed, 05/29/2013 - 07:30
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Juicers in the gym
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How do u talk to other jacked dudes in the gym about AAS ? I just moved to a new gym , was talking to the biggest guy there about competing but it was so awkward , he knows I juice and I know he juices but we both didnt Wana go near the topic, Conversation went like this, " so I'm 7 weeks away from this show and I'm trying to gain 15lbs before"
And I say " ok that's cool I just gained 20 lbs after my show easy, just keep dieting and I'm sure u ll get it" lmfao , ppl beating around the bush, I should add a no homo after this post so no homo
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Yeah its a awkward 1 in some gyms, I talk to a few people who I guess juice but the topic of gear has always been danced around.
I know nobody mate wise who juices, if it wasn't for eroids id have to talk to my dog about it, lol.
I used to go to a back street type gym years ago and the sale and use of gear was the main topic.
My 1st memory of that gym was 100s of dbol been counted out on reception desk. I felt right at home.
Ownership changed since then tho.
Depends on the bush that you were both beating around. haha. Well to be honest the guy who owns the gym where I train talks very openly about it with me. Probably does with heaps of others in his gym. This guy just competed again and looked in awesome form. His last comp was in 98 when he won the NPC Nationals.
Chaz32621You should ask for his number next time I'm sure you too can hit it off!! Haha jk but after my good lift buddy told the gm of my gym even tho me and him are really cool and all that I was doing dnp, I don't talk to anyone about that shit nor AAS not even my best friend or my girl friend. Now I'm three weeks in and my lift buddy is scratching his head about how strong I'm getting lol
BigBmajIt's hit or miss. But the worse case senerio is "wow, you look great for being natural, keep up the good work".
aylmejorI have easier time talking to ppl that don't use about it. There's ppl I want to discuss some things with but just don't know how to go about it.
Excellent use of No homo. +1
Here's how I started the topic with the biggest guy at my gym, who is now a good friend:
Me: "Put away the guns!, what size are those biceps bro?" (who doesn't like being complimented on their biceps?)
Then I asked him to give me some pointers on working to failure (whatever).
we talked for a bit and I ended with: "So when do you take your a.i.? in the morning or before going to bed?, I hear is better before bed time as strogen levels are highest when you sleep at night".
After that he couldn't stop talking about aas.
Just like people here, if you stroke heir ego a bit but also keep it real, they are willing to help and talk to you
At our gym they say "Are you on the bicycle?"
AnonAh that could be code for something else too. the BI cycle . That might be time to say bye
lmfao! I've always said... What if they are spinners?? Wouldn't they be on a bicycle?? However, the bi never entered my mind!
You crazy ass shit
I went into this like secret agent style, my lifting partner tho has been so blown away he will pretty much talk to anyone about it. I was completely freaked out at first but now the people in our inner group all pretty much know and it is no big deal. A lot of curiosity more than anything.
Just be like, oh you running any good supplements this summer?
AnonCant you come up with something so specific that simply by him understanding what you are saying, implicates him as a juicer ?
Say something like I dont like the new carrier oil one of my supliment companies is using.
Thats what i was thinking. Say PIP or something.
AnonHaha Im just picturing XV walking by this guy and whispering out the corner of his mouth
" PIP" and then walking on
LOL fuck yeah. All awkward like, dont use it in a sentence or anything. Lean down when im mid-lift and whisper it in my ear so close i can feel the breath. If that happens ill know its you buddy. Im waiting. No homo.
PIP (in the sexy 1-900 Voice) LMFAO! That's great!
AnonSo if your sitting on the incline bench, and XV walks by in his purple competition speedo and whispers a steamy throaty " PIP " to Steve will you please remember to add in a " No Homo " for him
I will remind him "no homo" is required unless Steve's on the bi cycle.. Them its all homo, right?
I met this guy named PIP.. he is always in pain, got any tips for em
AnonHey I know that guy too
I used to belong to a gym that i later found out was a cop hangout. I went in there wreaking of TNE a couple times and couldnt figure out why i was getting strange looks. Meh, see... neva catch me coppa, meh.
Lol I do what infidel said.. I just crack jokes about gear until the person gets comfortable cracking jokes about it then next thing you know we're openly talking about gear.
I would throw a gear joke in there next time, like when hes like 'I'm trying to add 10lbs before next show', you say something like 'I know some (fill in blank) will work pretty good for that' and see his reaction
Lol that deadly
waltrshould have just asked him what he was gonna run, i've talked to people about it in my gym but i'm always kinda nervous and checking to see who's around before i say anything
Mofo was acting all natty , talking about how he put on 10lbs lean in 2 month .. Hmm he must of been on a really good creatine
waltrlol i was talking to a guy yesterday who was saying he cut 18lbs of pure fat in a month and was trying to say he was on a really good diet