Inappropriate, My A*se.
After finishing off a heavy bench pressing set, I sat up, leaned forward and grunted my relief, Just like the rest of us.
A young lady, who was about 18 laughed when she saw the back of my workout top that I had designed for myself a few weeks ago.
I turned around ready to growl at the girl, because I thought she was laughing at me, only to hear her telling her boyfriend about what she'd read, who must have weighed all of 100lbs when soaking wet, and who was asking her what she was laughing at.
To which the little f*ck-wit, who, in 9weeks of being back in the gym, I have not seen once working out, replied, "Well that shit is just totally inappropriate".
I stood up and asked him if he had a problem with me and he again commented that he thought my top was, "Inappropriate", whilst trying to back away from me and hide behind his girlfriend.
I growled, "What's, 'inappropriate', is me wiping my d*ck dry on your mothers hair after I've finished with her", getting ready to snap the little tampon in half.
As quick as a flash, my wife, who was working on her own cardio and had seen me getting up, steps in and tells them both to disappear, "Before my husband rams your boyfriend through the holes in the plates and uses him for his next set".
I don't think I've ever seen two people so readily agree with each other that it was time for them to leave.
And yet another occasion the Mrs has had to calm me down to save on bail money.
(Also proves that working out with the Mrs around does have its advantages too, I suppose. LOL).
If you're curious on the design by the way, you can view at: http://s109.photobucket.com/albums/n78/AMateToTalkTo/?action=view¤...
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AnonDon't know about where you are at but where I lift we have a few younger guys/girls.... Just because the mushroom tip is blurred out really doesn't make it appropriate. Personally I don't really care what you wear, but if there were kids around at any point during the day I would have respectfully asked you to consider that before wearing it into the gym again, not talked about it in the corner. But hey if your gym is different than mine, no teenagers, then wear whatever you want.
The gym that I work out at has a minimum age of 21 so the kid in question MUST have been at least 21. And if the kid had made his comment to his Mrs where only SHE could have heard it, I would have winked at him and smiled as he walked away.
But whenever I'm looked down on, I rise. Simple as that.
And if you'd respectfully asked me not to wear it around your kids, I would NOT have had a problem with your request, Mate. We'd have shaken hands and parted ways mutually respected.
This kid DINDN'T respect me, so got less than what he deserved.
in the end , it is what it is. if you dont like it, dont look at it. i personally think its funny as hell and what you said to the kid bout his mom was pretty good too.
THANK YOU, Jonny.
Last time there was a beef over a shirt at my gym it had to do with a HA associate and rival member i decided to take off before the place got shot up.
"HA associate and rival member"? What/Whose that, Mate?
Street gangs, maybe? (Excuse my ignorance)
Yep, Hells Angels and another gang. Pretty popular where i used to live. Drug war and lots of public shootings/Murders
HA=Hells Angels=DUGH!!!! LOL (But I did say excuse my ignorance)
Yeah, they've got wars all over the world.
Good move to clear out of the way, Mate/
that is why would you get a shirt with a dude with a boner on it? seem pretty gay tbh.
You see a GUY with a boner? Now THAT does sound pretty gay tbh.
I, and probably the rest of the world sees a characterture drawing of a rhino.
AND, you don't see a complete phallus either. I DELIBERATELY edited that part out.
Guess some individuals only see what they want.
i like most other people see a piece of "furry" art, or an man whith a rhonocerous head and most of a penis. think of it this way, if you someone sent a picture of themselves with a rager to your kid, with a rager but censored out the tip would you think its ok? if you arent aware of the "furry culture" you should look into it. those people are weird as hell, and i would not want to be associated with one even by accident. When i read your post i thought you would have had a really cool shirt. the one you posted is a pretty serious error in judgement. and pretty gay.
the girl probably was laughing at you.
Think of it this way. Just as much as I'm laughing at you LOLOL.
At what point did I ever say that I sent a picture to anyone? Where did that s*it come come?
Or is that what you think about?
Big D*cks, Big Furry Creatures and TRYING, DESPERATELY, to prove to everyone that your a BIG boy now?
LOLOLOL
FAIL!!!!!!!!!
i was trying to show that wearing a shirt of a guy with a boner is disgusting. it doesn't make it less obscene if you cover the bellend. i clearly wasn't implying that you sent off naked pictures to children.
its also weird as hell that you wont wear it out of the gym because it is "Ragaddy and threadbear" and not because it has probably one of the most homoerotic pieces of art ever conceived.
OH DOUBLE SNAP!
DOUBLE Thanks, Mate
that shirt is totally inappropriate, definitely not worth fighting over.
DEFINITELY. And I would normally agree with you 100% taht a piece of cloth is not worth charging over, Mate.
But for the past few weeks I'm NOT normally this 'Snappy'.
But as the saying also says on my top, "Haters Can Suck My Horn".
OH SNAP!
Thanks, Mate
The shirt is great, but... the "little f*ck-wit" was right.
What makes the shirt great IS the inappropriateness. You should have smiled and thanked him for the complement.
On the other hand; I wouldn't want to be taking my 10 year old to a ball game and have to sit behind you wearing that shirt.
And I too wouldn't want him, or any other impressionable mind to see it either, Mate.
That's why I ONLY wear it within the gym.
(The top is so ragaddy and thread bear I'd dare not wear it anywhere else LOL)
LOL easy big fella
I know, Mate LOL
Cool story bro
That was entertaining to read!
You say you designed that horny rhino yourself?
The rhino part of the pic is, 'Borrowed', from a pic I recently found online. I was looking for a few cover ups for some of my more comfatable workout rags. So I removed the original background, leaving me just the rhino, added a background, a few select words and hey-presto, my new top is born.
hahaha, now thats a juiced up rhino, like it very much, i would ave fucked the guy up............. joking, true not worth the bail cash...............
I, 'Probably', did snap a little bit more easier today, than what's normal for me. I'm usually so laid back I can limbo under a carpet. But he shouldn't have disrespected my workout top. I worked bloody hard on that design LOL.
And I have to save the $$$ for what's more important too ;)