I've come across some names and descriptions of hilarious sex positions... figure you guys would appreciate this lol...

(1) THE HOUDINI

You are doing a girl doggy-style while she’s facing a window to the outdoors. Halfway through your thrusting, you do a pull-out move (to, say, finger her a little), and then your friend who is strategically hidden in the room sneaks in and inserts himself as if it were you. This is when you quietly exit the room, reappearing outside the window where you now – smiling ear to ear – wave at your girl, who suddenly thinks, ‘if he’s out there, who’s fucking me?!’ Hilarity ensues.

(2)THE CHEWBACCA

Wake your partner up by inserting your hairy balls in her mouth and you’ll hear the sound of a Wookiee.

(3) KENTUCKY KLONDIKE BAR

The act of freezing a bowel movement and sexually penetrating another with it.”

(4)THE KANYE WEST

When receiving sexual stimulation for pleasure from another person, you interrupt them to explain a past partner performed said act with a lot more skill. Then you allow them to continue said act.”

(5)THE CLEVELAND ACCORDION

The act of kneeling over your woman, beating off and quietly shitting on her knees, before loudly busting out onto her face. Then, in the mass confusion, slamming her knees and face together, like an accordion.”

Jesus I must be bored lol