Hey kids, as some of you may have noticed we have our old friend Viking back sniffing around the forums for some stray tail.
It's nice to have that old bastard back. For me it has been especially nice because I have known all along where he was and what he was doing.
About two months ago, I got a call from Vike's wife Suzy. She sounded distressed and worried, which in turn had me a little worried.
I asked her what was wrong and she told me that Vike had turned to the dark side, stopped lifting weights, stopped juicing hard and started doing Yoga.
Relieved that it wasn't something bad, I laughed and Suzy got pissed and said:"you don't understand Vikings Yoga! He teaches this class and..." Then she just starts sobbing and I can't under stand a thing what she is saying. So I told her that I would fly out and see if I could help. When I got there, I went straight to their gym and no Viking.
Suzy of course met me with a very erotic hug and gave me directions to Vike's new place of worship.
Holy shit kids I drove out into the country and found a place called "Yogi Vikings Barn-o-fun"
WTF Ed? Serious?
I'm damn serious kids. So I walk in and to my horror I found Vike and his new hobbie. Please enjoy the video, because I got this shit on tApe.
Watch the whole thing please, I want you all to know what kind of bloody sick bastard mess we are dealing with:

http://youtu.be/8cNf4kv_9QE

At any rate, welcome him back with open arms. It took quite an intervention to get him back and he still struggles. Yes he will tell you he had an accident on a farm, just take it as a partial truth and be there to help him back. As you saw in the video, he needs our help.

Welcome back Vike.

All my love, no homo
Ed