+ 7 Hardcore Friday with Greg the Moderator
As some of you may know, Greg and I go back a long ways.
When I lived In Alabama…Back in the day, Greg and I used to frequent the trailer park strip clubs trading lap dances for a bump of meth. Those are some of
My best memories. It was a pretty special time until one night after drinking cocktail of meth, oral tren, halo, and thunderbird wine I made the mistake of hitting Greg in the face with a fence post. After that..we quit partying but remained friends.
Greg is a good dude. He moderates with fairness.
Outside of eroids, Greg is a business man. If you are ever in need of a home, give him a call. He owns a company called Cullman Liquidation. Normally, I don’t give out a man’s information but Greg gave me permission as we both figured it would be good for business.
Below is a commercial starring Greg. If you ever wanted to know what that badass looks like.
All my love, no homo
Ed
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Yeah, we made that commercial shortly after Ed started going out with one of those trailer park strippers. A few weeks went by, Ed was popping penicillin like they were tic-tac's in an effort to cure a bad case of syphilis. I asked Ed, "Bro, I haven't seen your friend Tiffany lately, are you two doing all right?" I waited as Ed finished taking a bump of meth from a coke spoon. "That fucking hooker?" Ed replied while pinching his nostrils then giving his nose a hard wipe with the back of his hand. "She left town a few days back, said she had to make amends to her dying grandma." He reached into the front pocket of his jeans; The ones he never washed for good luck and to keep the mosquitos away. "But before she left, she gave me this." In his outstretched hand he handed me a urine and blood-stained title to a trailer.
That was the trailer with the stains on the floor; the stains we covered up. I know Ed well enough not to questions when a presumed hooker leaves town. You might accidently get hit in the face with a fence post.
Tiff’s disappearance is still a mystery. It was my mom’s sisters kid and It meant a lot to me. Tiff was more than a lover, It was family too so It’s disappearance was hard on me too. I always felt fortunate that It left the title of the trailer with me before it disappeared. Every time I pee, the burning sensation reminds me of the special time I had with Tiff before it disappeared. Thank you for covering up the stains. Some stains just don’t come up with bleach. Especially the stains on my heart.
On a side note, I still have those lucky pants.
I coulda swore your mom's sisters' kid was that little punk ass Billy... always riding that pink girl's bike with the banana seat.
I figured I would put this in here rather than the UFC group then everyone can comment on the programme rather than just group members, and of course Eroids Newbie Ed can give us his worldly wise insight on it all LMAO.
I'm just about to finish the Arnold Documentary that's on Netflix currently and although its very interesting being all about his life and many achievements, it leaves me feeling a bit sad. One minute here's this 16 year old kid hitting the gym, huge already with this whole Huge Megastar life awaiting him, then we see him through the ages acting and becoming governor - but then the next I am sat listening to him as a 75 year old man. Sure he's still interesting to listen to about his life experiences, but no ones really that bothered anymore about him - it was all about when he was younger as this big movie star. It just shows no matter who you are and what you have, that in time we will all age and become like this guy. Life is just blink and you missed it. That's my sombre and reflective moment for the time being anyway - NO HOMO!! LOL Or maybe just a little gay sadness moment
Life is short. No homo. You have to make it mean more than having a ripped body. Right now your body may be the new fancy double wide getting towed into a brand new neighborhood. Tomorrow Greg might be selling you to a crack dealer.
The relationships and bonds you build with the inhabitants on the inside and the outside of that trailer are what last. Eventually we all end up as an old beat up trailer. No homo. If people love you, no homo. It won’t matter what the trailer looks like when it’s over.
Good 'Anal'ogy!! No homo lol
Any idea what happens to the chemical toilets in those things?
Bigger Tomato's in the garden
You just ruined what was a great for me, I’ve always pictured Greg as the Sam Elliott type. Mature smooth talking gentleman with possibly a great mustache. So he’s just a hick? If this is true, I need to speak with a priest. And for the record I’m not even catholic. I need to see and speak to Father Touchme.
D-Rex, nah bro. He’s not a hick. He’s what they call a “Southern Gentleman”. That’s just a little rough around the edges. The man can cook a mean Squirrel Pot Pie.
I’ll break out my special apple pie moonshine….make it myself, just been busy.
Apple pie moonshine mixed with a little 2010 vintage Noxplode makes for a perfect pre-workout drink.
RustyhookerHahaha!! Yes
Hahaha yoooo Ed I see you are on fire again lmao
Only when I pee brother. Only when I pee.
Lol
LMFAO! I’m fuckin’ rollin’ over here! Fuckin’ Hilarious!!!!
Haha this OG bro is awesome! no homo
Thanks for playin’. No homo back atcha.