It’s that time of year again soon …they’re out there with their gear of GSC. You can’t get away from those little pushers. Bouncing up and down all excited with their sash’s and patches. Don’t hold eye contact with one of them because you will be hit for sure. Oh don’t let me forget to mention their gear is kosher so use in moderation.

Once you have it you need to hide it. Put it in a dark corner in your cupboard, only pull it out to smell and look. Your mouth will water..... That shit will call your name in the hours of darkness…testing your self-discipline. You’ll tell yourself, just one. I can make up the difference tomorrow in the gym.

They come in colors, just like our favorite sellers. Small and round easy to carry. You can smuggle them anywhere.

Thin Mints®
Caramel deLites®
Tagalongs®
Do-si-dos®
Shortbreads

Yeah…. You thought there was some new shit on the market. How the hell do you get out of buying those damn cookies? Do you tell them you are “boycotting Girl Scout Cookies due to the controversial decision to admit a 7-year-old transgender child to a Colorado troop this past fall”? (True story by the way)…. I think I’ll use that line this year. “Evil woman… your to blame… la la la