FUCKING BODYSPRAY AT THE GYM
Ok good god people, why the fuck do you need to put half a bottle of bodyspray/perfume/cologne on when your at the gym? that shit bugs the hell out of me. I was on the stair climber 40 minutes deep, just straight killinit (ha pun intended) I am shooting for any hour, leaning up. So i get my second wind and i am going at it, but taking some deep breathes to keep my breathing under control. Next thing i know this chick gets on the one next to me and BAM I breathe in ALL of her damn bodyspray, shit almost puts me into a damn caugh attack. I looked over at her and said "Good god, how much of that shit do you need to put on to workout?" ha she turns to me and says, (in a bitchy voice of course) "well i dont want to stink while i am here." ha so i say back, oh god no that would be horrible that you come to the gym to get a good workout in, and shit you actually smell like you have been putting in work. Lifted my arm and said "Here want an example of what REAL work smells like?" Ha she calls me a "son of a bitch" and leaves. Ha now that might have been mean, but damn i atleast got to finish my last 20 minutes with fresh air lol. What are your guys thoughts on that shit?
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Haha maybe she has seen you at the gym before and thought that if she smelt nice for you bro that you might notice her.
lol if that was the case, SHE ruined it not me. I like a woman that will put in work at the gym. Not giving a fuck how she looks (or smells) while doing it..... But if she was then that was some funny shit haha.
Anonwell he ruined that one if that's what she was trying to do..;-)
Hate that shit ! That's why I go at night . Less fuck faces !
ha i go at night, thats when there ALL there at my gym.
AnonI have to admit... I actually laughed at this one.
I like this! And how you roll killinit88! Fuck it tell it to em straight I think you were actually quite polite considering!
hey if i was "on" it would have been alot worse. lucky for her that doesnt start till monday lol
Have you met the old guy who farts on the rower? he goes to my place ;-@
I don't know what his diet consists of but I doubt daz or a power hose would put the whites back in his drawer's....
lol nope, but i will admit i was the guy ripping ass on the stair climber yesterday hahaha. Been getting my protein in my man
I was stretching on the floor the other day working my low back, and this same m*therfucker walks by and BAM big, dirty size 10 trainer to the dome, He was lucky I was in a good mood or I would have caused a fucking scene in the gym!!!!
I dont think this guy would even know what protien is, I thinks the fuel for his furnace is of all thing's "Guinness" and we all know that does some strange thing's to a persons bowel movements! Mass evacuation when this guy BLOWS OFF!
ItsNoelAND WHY DO fat or skinny PEOPLE where all this GYM CLOTHES??? under armours headbands shoulder pads lol knee gear lol AND WALK ALL SWOLE just cause they look the part??? or is that only in my gym?
Oh fuck I nearly fucking pooped myself laughing to this shit!
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come on guys dont tell me you havent run across that dude that smells like 2 buckets of piss whenever he works out? I think we all know that person if we put time in at the gym....and for that guy= please all the axe you need!
well that comes down to the dude just not giving a fuck, EVER! in which case two bottles of axe wouldnt do him any good. Dude i shower three times a day, especially when i am cutting.
Yeah but man they have people out thier that shower all the time but still smell like crap when they work out. I think it might come down to thier diet
ya or they could have a gland problem, i can handle swass smell in the gym. The damn body spray shit just chocks me up though.
ha been on one lately so i just went with what i wanted to say, and dont play. You know your ass is wearin calvin klein up in that bitch lol
Lmfao you are one funny dude. Made be blow up with that one Cali.
Jtizzlelol awesome.. I was just about to post a forum topic on shit that drives you crazy in the gym... yall beat me to some of the worst
ha well this isnt a one sided thread man, feel free to speak it brotha
lmao....well thats not that bad..i was at gym yesterday found a young dude to spot me and i kept smelling shit?..i was like dude did u fart? soon as he said no i dont smell anything,,i knew right away it was his breath..like he ate straight asshole before he came to the gym or something,,im gonna stash some breath mints in my gym bag next time in case i run into him again ...i nearly puked...lol
lol thats funny shit, i had that happen before too. But i couldnt get mad that time, cause i asked for his help so........ but he turned out to be a shitty spotter so i got mad about that instead haha
Nasty81NateI was hittin the fountain today and one of those guys that thinks he's big after one month in the gym is in front of me, and he just reeked of Acqua di Gio....I was like really dude, snellin like that at the gym ain't gonna get you laid
Anonhey I like that scent..;-)
Nasty81NateI do too, sported it for years...just not at the gym before I work out. Polo black nowadays after my post-workout shower.
its ok to like the scent, just doesnt belong in the gym sugar.
haha exactly bro i dont get that shit, i am here to put in work. I could give a shit less, how i look, or how i smell. I'll worry about that when i leave.
Nasty81NateFor real...somedays I go in there with yesterday's underwear still on...that right I said. I ain't ashamed of it!
Hahahaha! bro ive done that too, and also, I feel like its a fashion show in that bitch, everyone has matching sweats on that match their fuckin shoes and here i am with some old basketball shorts and a wifebeater lol