posted Thu, 09/23/2021 - 00:20
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It’s kinda weird everyone has the old guy that’s butt ass naked wanting to spark up a conversation with you in the locker room. Is this what our future holds??
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It’s kinda weird everyone has the old guy that’s butt ass naked wanting to spark up a conversation with you in the locker room. Is this what our future holds??
TronFun Fact
Did you know if you’re on an LSD trip and you stand in front of A mirror…If you wait till the right moment…right when you start to peak…then turn around, bend over, spread your ass cheeks and look DEEP inside your asshole…you can see your soul. It’s life changing.
It just looks like a button on the end of an orange.. my soul must be empty?
Not sure if this is working… how long do you have to look?
TronDon’t stop now…keep going.
yeah, um-no... I'm not going to fall for that again.
RustyhookerHows my selfie?
I bet your feet weren't even touching the floor..
Where you eating from a fruit basket placed between your legs as you sat there drying off?
I swear I see sum Cherry's and an apple...
Molinin302Bananas and grapes...
That motherfuckers been tampered with
RustyhookerLost my coffee....hahahaha
Fuck yea!! Those dudes are cool AF! It's like a game to see who breaks eye contact when talking.
I pop a boner and make it bounce just to see if they'll shut up.. fucks with em mentally cuz they can't get it up anymore.. Most just ask if I wanna play racket ball.. fuckin weirdos.. I'm totally normal tho
Fuck yeah. Give em the full length trouser snake then beat them down in racket ball. DOMINANCE
RustyhookerHahaha
Molinin302Why is KMC so quiet on this thread?
I was taking a nap.
As long as he isn't rubbing up against you it is OK to talk to him
So if I’m real quiet do I get the rub?
In ye olden days, when men were men, they were forced to "get over it" when it came to being nude in front of other men. From the PE locker room in school to the military, you changed, showered and shit with little or no privacy. Not so today.
So if you see an old "Boomer" confident in his own nudity... Get over it.
Lol I’m not running away yellin cooties. I grew up in sports and did some time I have no problem with nakedness. But there’s a line… lmao put some goddamn pants on before you go out of your way to sit next to me and start getting friendly Greg lol
AnonThis is true. But there was more privacy in ye olden days. Everyone didn't have cell phone cameras back then, but if they did and someone got caught sneaking video or pics you could just kick their ass and smash their phone and not worry about getting charged with assaults or being on the news.
It is the circle of gym life. 30 years ago that same guy was sitting around with his friends saying how this old naked guy talks to him. And 30 years from Now you will be the old naked guy talking to the younger guys just to fuck with them.
I can’t wait
I'm sure he means no harm by it, I think as you get older you give less of a shit what others think of you and you become more comfortable in your own skin because you've been on the earth for longer. Probably is just lonely and wants to talk to someone with similar interests
Shoot I’ve been doing it wrong. Gotta start showin off these balls before it’s too late
AnonIt's probably the norm in fancy country club golf course locker rooms. And lots of baby powder. I bet they share baby powder too.
I’ll have to start sportin a couple bottles of baby powder see if I get an invite
Yes, when facing a full length mirror... not just in the gym either.
Yeah right. They don’t make mirrors that small greg
RustyhookerThats the guy hoping you drop something for a peek at youre rosebud.
Checkin out the manhole and fittin for spittin.
Basic lil gender blender because its all good in the dark.
The Father O'Feelemup wanting to talk the deadly sins.
The tushy pushy peddler mom and dad warned you about.
Its only gay if the balls touch, theres eye contact or you dont blurt out sports stats afterwards.
Santas coming while the mrs and all the elves watch.
Hes wondering about static cling if your ball hair velcros you two together.
RustyhookerPost workout stress relief.
What happens in the showers, stays in the showers....
Sward fights!!!! Aaaaarrrrghhh...pirate days
Eyes up here buddy!
Did he hang his towel?
Prostate exams....film at 11.
Lmaooo
RustyhookerMy youngest kid just told me...its not gay if the eyebrows dont touch. Guess the genes didnt fall far....
Lmao
RustyhookerHave you heard the word of....jesus?
Is that you uncle rus
RustyhookerYou can literally see my heartbeat.....
Lmao
Anonvelcro ball hair...thanks for that visual I'll sleep great tonight.
Give them a vote if you find it helpful.PermalinkRustyhookerTurn out the lights and watch the static show. Hahaha
Anonlmao