Don't Crowd Me Bro!
At 5:00 am, I am at the gym nearly every morning. I lift in the morning for a couple of reasons, one because it doesn't take away from my family time and two because there aren't very many people at the gym when I get there.
When I lift, I'm an asshole. I don't joke, I don't. Play grabass, and I don't dick around.
I go to lift, that's it.
One of my biggest gym irritation is people. Yes, I am nice to everyone, but please don't confuse that with me wanting to be your buddy at the gym. If I smile and make a short compliment, take it and walk away. I don't want to discuss it any further. I'm just an asshole like that. I don't have the time to have a social life at the gym and I don't want it.
I digress. Back to the Don't crowd me thing....
Have you ever taken a shit in a public restroom with a wall full of empty stalls and some dipshit picks the stall right next to you to take a shit when there are 10 other stalls that allow a "courtesy shit buffer" ? I fricken hate that. I don't want to hear the shit crackle as it exits your ass, and I sure as shit don't want to smell it.
To me, the gym is like a shithouse. If there is plenty of open equipment, unless you are a Victoria's Secret model and your ass smells like blueberries, I don't want you lifting two feet away from me. Go somewhere else.
Nothing pisses me off more than some dipshit swinging dumbbells next to me when I'm on a bench doing something.
Yesterday, I was sitting on an incline bench doing dumbbell press. This dipshit kid walks next to me and starts swinging 40 lb dumbbells about a foot away from my dumbbells. I finished my set and dropped a 120 lb dumbbell about and inch away from his foot. He gave this dumbass laugh (smiled like I was his buddy) and said oh man! That about hit my foot! Ha ha.
I said: "sorry, I was hoping it would have hit it, now scoot your ass over about 30 feet."
Maybe it was an asshole move on my end but holy balls kids, when I'm at the gym, give me my space. That's all I ask.
Asshole rant over.
All my love, no homo
Ed
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LOL...... no i dont use them fuckers either bro, havnt been in a gym shitter or shower for getting on 30yrs now.... i have spent o lot of cash having six bedrooms with six en-suites and the major bathroom!....... thats where i like to do my business bro, taking great pleasure in what i created (not the turd) the house lmfao!
Regarding your post........ im the one stood on the swiss ball TWerking my ass at you big boyz!...... im the Cross Fit KIng bruddaman.............. this is Evolution!!!!!!!!!!........... Booooooooom!! ;)
I knew that was you. Tight purple spandex shorts no shirt with matching wrist and headbands talking about your Wod!
Sure, I'll admit.. I was kind of turned on but that was the prop speaking not me and I had the flu. So no homo bro. No homo.
man you gotta try it............... all this CF talk has finally swayed me! tights, spandex, hopping around, bashing my face into machines and breaking a bone every day!!!........ im addicted bro its the best shit i ever dud
Yeah, I just don't think that I am good enough to do a cross fit pull-up. That shit is just too advanced for me.
http://youtu.be/Jp7-5gbtfOY
These must get you super strong
I would try but I might hurt myself
Yeah bro..swinging circular motion is the only way to go.
Lol seems like it.
the exercises are easy bro... its getting the fkn tights off thats fucks me up!.... a couple of socks placed predominately keeps the milfs happy (they love a big lunch box ya know)
Oh hell yes. I know exactly what you are talking about with the socks bro. My lunch box looks like a buffet table! But that's because I use a full sized beach towel to make my lunch box. I have been know to stash an entire ham in my jock strap for added effect. That also comes in handy if I forget to carry around my protien shake station to station.
Nope. The thought that another dudes ass was on the seat before me just shuts me down. My body is well trained.
Lol in Marine Core boot camp the stalls have no doors and you'll be taking and people will be standing in front of the stalls waiting for that one. They do get cleaned everyday. But it did take some getting used to. And when you train out in the field you have a buddy with you at all times. So when you shit he's standing guard basically just a small ditch you squat over. If you want you can find some sturdy logs. But make sure there sturdy if they snap your going ass first in a platoons ditch full of shit and piss
Give you all credit for that. I'd be hospitalized within a week with a blockage.
Lol eventually it will come out regardless, your best bet is to shit in the middle of night until you got use to it. Fire watch has to go in the head with you. But they won't stand in front just by the sinks or something. They have to make sure your not trying to kill yourself or escape which has happened
Word. My shit maker is too active, and I travel too much to pull that off. I do however layer the seat with a buffer of toilet paper when ass gaskets are not provided...and I of course pre-flush and add a surface layer of toilet paper to avoid any possible ass splash.
No, it's not the total prevention that you work with but it has done a good job at keeping me from contracting ass crickets.
i swear sometimes we are almost the same person,lol
Lol. Maybe we are. Maybe we are the same person with two different accounts.
Surely in real life we'd be pals and our wives would hate it when we hung out together.
They always do,lol