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Do all juiceheads drive a truck or SUV?

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Well out of the 50 or so roided freaks like myself all drive trucks and SUVs, I dont drive as I had my license was revoked a bit after i gotnit lol but is that our thing?? what do you drive?

PS: the other day at the traffic light some big dude's SUV was making lot of noise and the a midle aged lady screamed at him, keep it down you roid freak lolol

Cooldiver88's picture

C5, would love to get a wrangler jeep too.

bolitekurac's picture

Funny story about a lifted truck.

This happened several years ago. I was on an on ramp trying to get on the freeway. It was afternoon rush hour. Behind me I heard diesel engine rew and a big lifted truck started passing everyone on the shoulder. Just as he was about to pass everyone 99 altima blocks him in.
Guy in the truck jumps out and starts yelling and walking towards the altima. He was white about 5'5" 225 , big arms, bigger belly and of course bald and Affliction t shirt.
He stopped about 15 ft behind of altima and started to call the other driver out, probably thinking the other person would not get out.
To his surprise the door opens and here comes 6'3" about 245lb of angry black dude.

Truck guy froze in his steps. Black guy didn't say anything, just motioned to the other guy to come closer.
Truck guy just turned around calmly and got back in his truck.
I was LMFAO ! I wish I had that Shit on video.

And I drive SUV too, but I prefer my 1000cc of Japanese perfection.

awagz's picture

I drive a hybrid....no lie...but I also have a big ass truck so I guess I am part of the stereotype Smile

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scottyc's picture

Big trucks are like big arms, people just can't look away! Although we think it's the girls that like them, it's mainly the other dudes who are impressed. Dodge 1500 hemi, lifted up, big wheels and a screaming exhaust!

t-bol's picture

Damn right, I was watching total recall with arnold with 4 chicks and honestly I was the one who was in aww when arnold was flexing or his body was showing!! Man that dude is a god!

cmo25cent's picture

2013 Charger RT

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Pale's picture

I am totally infatuated with the SRT Challenger, in particular the Hellcat. I have to pay off a couple vehicles before I can even consider it tho. I fucking love that car like no other I have ever seen...

Pale's picture

did you see the video of the New Tesla P85 blowing the doors off the Hellcat and 3 other muscle cars? In fairness they had a moron driving the hell cat but that Tesla is impossibly fast.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kG6veF_34QE

Pale's picture

The Tesla is insane fast. It has top be a trip flying like that without no sound from the engine..

Barracuda's picture

Dude - you always crack me up!

t-bol's picture

it is a thing of beauty man!!

tonytulo's picture

I drive pre 60s cars. wife drives a pickup.

extremediezel's picture

2015 F-250, go big or go home right!?

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runfastbitehard's picture

Lifted Tundra Crewmax. Rollin on 35s

Greg's picture

So what'd you say back to the old lady?

t-bol's picture

It was not me, she was barking at some other brother, the guy just looked at her and say, you have a good day to madam!!!

cdyrdes's picture

1985 dodge diplomat .....pimpin aint easy

99transam's picture

My name says it all...

Jc74s's picture

Fiat 500 with the red strip makes me feel bigger my seats are red as well

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Makwa's picture

A blue and yellow Big Wheel. I have chains on the front wheel now because it is winter.

Engineereddisaster's picture

I drive a lifted Fiat multipla. It has a custom Idaho license plate that reads DO-U-LIFT.
The lift was custom because they don't have boxed lifts for anything fiat.
It's quite Badass.

ReadyToKillIt's picture

Damn bro, I was right behind you this morning. You gots one sick whip yo.

Greg's picture

You forgot to mention the short shorts (70's style) and knee high socks.

BawsDawg's picture

suv, loaded to the max, had a sports car before. didnt like the switch at first, but now i love the comfort and extra toys of the suv

konig's picture

Shaved and slammed s10 5 speed

tpr494's picture

I've always driven 4 door sleepers!!!

Pale's picture

Hey guys, be careful how descriptive you are being with your trucks. You never know.

rolltide3's picture

What when u get a mod tag? Congrats

t-bol's picture

I used to own a blue truck Blum 3 lol

rolltide3's picture

Ya that's why I didn't go into any detail

HailRazor's picture

^^^^^^smart guy here^^^^^^

SexWeightsProteinShakes's picture

street bike
small truck when the weather is crappy tho

DBG's picture

Talk bout racial profiling...sheesh!! The nerve...

Green Ranger's picture

Sports car for me :-)

RickRock1086's picture

Chevy 2500 HD *NOT LIFTED

rolltide3's picture

Lol four wheel drive Chevy but I live in the country got to have a truck

KAM1314's picture

Gotta compensate for shrunken balls somehow...it's all my poor scrotum has left lol