posted Thu, 01/08/2015 - 13:59
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Addicted to mandarins, melons and cucumber!
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It all start so innocently, one night I was hungry as hell, starving really, nothing in the fridge but Mellon and cucumber about to go bad so I went to town on those bad boys, day after I showed up to the super market, what do you know melons, cucumbers and mandarins on sale so I got a bunch and so the sales went on a whole week, before you know it, I am at a point eating a whole melon over 3 lbs of mandarin minimum and at least 5 to 8 cucumbers a day. It is getting out of hand, I am walking down the street with a cucumber in my hand eating it lke it is a cake!!! I have no idea what is going on, but is this bad? is there something wrong?!!! or will something go wrong?
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You post some bizarre things.....
Lol, I have only one male friend where I live so well, you guys got to listen to my shit lol
Just make sure to keep your own cucumber in your pants when you walk down the street and I'm sure you'll be fine
Forgot to mention, I am pissing every hour in diffrent colors!! that is why I actually got worried and created the post :( but no worries the royal cucumber is safely tucked away!
Uh, to get back to the, uh, the warning that I've received you may take it with how many however many grains of salt you wish, that the brown cucumber that is circulating around us is not specifically too good. Uh, it's suggested that you do stay away from that, course it's your own trip, so be my guest, but, uh, please be advised that there is a warning on that one ok?
what colors in what order
Morning, dark yellow, goes toward clear by mid day, then greenish, then clear yellow and then there is the train of farts!! on the flip side my cardio is off the charT