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Dirty Ginger Vs. Maryann What would you do?

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Imagine that you have hit that time in your life where you are tired of playing games and you made that decision to find and settle down with that special someone.
On the same day you meet two incredible women, both have awesome personalities, funny, whitty, smart, love dudes on steroids, loves sex, etc. However the two were slightly different.
One girl is "supermodel hot" yet there is a slight possibility that she may have a case of the ass crickets if you know what I mean. An untouchable hot though.
The other girl is pretty, not supermodel hot but very pretty and she (as AC/DC puts it) Has "kept her motor clean".
Kind of a Ginger Vs. Mary ann scenario, except Ginger is way hotter than Ginger in this comparison yet she is more than likely is carrying a case of uncurable ass crickets.

Who would you choose?

Keep in mind both girls are just absolutely kick ass. And no, they won't go for a threesome (Ginger learned the hardway.) They are both looking for that special someone.

Greg's picture

I've always had a thing for the girl next door; the farmers daughter; Mary Ann... sweet, virginesque, low maintenance

...shit, now I'm worked up... gotta go find the wife

everclese's picture

I actually did the girl next door about 10yrs ago. She wudn't leave my house! Then I found out she was on like 6 different meds for ocd. She was soooo hot tho!

fast48's picture

LLmao! Laid the pipe right and got return customer. Lol

everclese's picture

That's awesome if she's got bugs! Then I dont have to tell about mine!. Naw in all seriousness. Looks are gonna fade and in my experience the hotter the chick the crazier and more pampered she is. every guy out there holds doors for em' buys em' shit, hot chicks get the world on a silver platter. I like em' ya but if I'm gonna stay w/ her for a min. give me a middle of the road chick then I can usually get em' to toss my salad. prison changes a man. Smile

Fullypumped's picture

Well I wouldn't Raw Dogg Ginger in the Butt... So not her):

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j223's picture

I would

flexo's picture

Well I'm a big eater so ass crickets is out. I,d honestly go with the one that is most genuine , no time for fluesies if your trying to invest real time and heart.

fast48's picture

Ya had me at Mary Ann! Shorty shorts and pigtails.....

scoobydoo's picture

I would go for the one that is good at saving money.It doesn't matter how hot they are when they spend all their money and then start in on yours.You will certainly resent her when your broke and have nothing to show for it.

Engineereddisaster's picture

Well shit that eliminates both and about 96% of all hot chicks.
However if that's a key factor I suggest hooking up with a hot chick who was dirt poor as a child.