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Damn you yoga pants! Damn you to Hell!!!

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I work out at a very nice athletic club in my city. I always start my workout with 5 miles on the elliptical machine. My machine is in the back of many, many rows of other machines (stair climbers, tread mill, etc.), so I get to stare at the back side of everyone who is in front of me (this isn't on purpose, it's just the layout). I would say that about 80% of the machines are being used by women, who are wearing yoga pants. Before I started my cycle, I was basically just enjoying the view during my cardio, but now things have changed. I'm almost 5 weeks into my cycle and my libido is sky high. All I see is lovely ladies in yoga pants, moving and bouncing, and it makes it almost impossible to do cardio with an erection. I try to fight the process by trying to watch TV or the like, and it may work for a few minutes, but inevitably, the yoga pants win out and I'm stuck with an unsightly bulge. Don't get me wrong, I love the scenery, but it makes doing my cardio Hell. Damn you yoga pants!!! Damn you to hell!!!

Greg's picture

Just grab it like the right handle bar and pump it back and forth, no one will notice.

J.Mc.'s picture

LMFAOOOO!!!

BBB's picture

Just take 5. And go choke your chicken in the locker room. Aha

vhman's picture

Thanks for the poultry grab advice. Rub or no rub, it's still a problem.

vhman's picture

Best advice I've heard!!!

WINNING's picture

I totally feel ya man,