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I am sure some of you guys have heard this "new big thing" where apparently some fat fuck thought they could sucker the entire population into thinking being flabby with man titties is attractive to females. It is so stupid I can hardly even write about it,lol. On social media I got after our local news channel, I have spent the last 6 years busting my ass to not look sloppy like Seth Rogan and judging by all the attention I get from the opposite sex they appreciate it as well.

Pale's picture

If it wasn't for people like your girl and our friend I would be much more jaded than I am. But seeing how amazing a few of them are I know there is a glimmer of hope.

The Impastable's picture

Yup, it's a faint glimmer, but it's there. I've also noticed I'm much friendlier to these bigger people trying to change their lives than I am to these pencil necks sweating all over my equipment. I'm not sure why really.

Pale's picture

I would suspect because they are never in the iron and are usually doing cardio or on machines, i.e. away from my area. Smile

superman75's picture

Personally, what I'm not attracted to, a bag of bones, 90-100lbs, a 300lb + lady with no care or worries about ones personal health. Anything in between, well a woman is a woman and just about the most beautiful thing on earth. Thick legs, wide hips and a narrow waist, that's a knock out! My wife carries some muscle and all the curves. I'm one lucky sog

Badgoat1's picture

Yea I always see it some big fat guy with a hot girl. Why do we see that. Because girls want to be the hot one in a relationship. And they feel security in that they think no other girls gonna want their fat guy and that the fat guy will be so grateful to the hot chick that he won't hurt her. We all like what we like I like fat girls because I like something to hold on to. To each their own and just love yourself and be with what you want to be with.

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TheFlash85's picture

ust writing this as a friendly reminder to be careful what you touch because you never know what's on the item. For the last month I've been dealing with a really bad nasty eye infection. I had to see 4 Doctors befor someone could finally tell me that i have an STD in my eye. Doc said it happens alot someone infected will usually masterbate then just wipe their hand with a towel and go around town touching stuff. then you touch something and rub your face and bam you get a nasty eye infection that keeps you out of the gym and work for a month. Be careful bros and if your out and about carry a bottle of sanitizer with you and especially dont rub your face.

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TheFlash85's picture

must be how you chlamidiya in your eye? being such an expert and everything.

Badgoat1's picture

Wow dude thought this was an open forum where people were allowed to express their opinions and observations in an adult type manner guess that only applies if people agree with you on things. If you read my post I say its just my observations in public places not hardcore facts. And bringing up a totally unrelated infection that affected my life and the way people treated me for a month is just an asshole move.

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TheFlash85's picture

lol relax mate, wasnt having a go, just a laugh, it is quite funny, come on!

Badgoat1's picture

Your good bro

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kodiakGRRL's picture

I really hope you talked to some hot chic to find out what she was thinking ... a lot of hot chics actually ..

Badgoat1's picture

Nope simple powers of observation and people watching. The young girls typically go for the hot guys and the ladies from about 30 and up i typically see with a fat guy. So aomething must happen in between those ages. Either the hot guy hurt them or the fat guy got rich. Either way. Thats just what i see even at the gym. Now for a one night stand yes i usually see the girl choose the hot guy at the bar cuz he looks like he can go longer and harder. Just observations ive seen at bars, malls and beaches.

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KAM1314's picture

It's called growing up and being mature. The younger crowd wants what they see on tv. Guys and girls want that perfect ten body and could care about anything else (how many members here are trying to get "ready for the beach") but probably couldn't hold a conversation with a protein shake. Ladies "30 and up ( and guys also)" are looking towards different goals in life. Does the other person have a good job, a future ahead of them, want a family, like kids, etc. My wife has a rocking body (even after having a child) but I wouldn't be with her if she wasn't aiming for the same goals in life when we first met. The whole "dad bod" term is stupid to begin with but you just sound like vanity got the best of your thoughts and your not looking at the big picture

Badgoat1's picture

I'm the least vain person on the planet actually totally opposite. I know I'm an ugly guy, I'm not very smart, I'm bipolar and schizophrenic. So I push people away from me so they never see my darkside. I don't workout and do what I do to compete or pick up women. I do this because it makes me feel just a little bit better about myself every day. But I can tell I'm not really wanted around so I'll just go back to lurking in the shadows and checking sources. Goodbye guys

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TheFlash85's picture

just saw this mate, no good, sent you a friend request.

kodiakGRRL's picture

the sad part of that is .. you probably aren't ugly at all and while you label yourself you don't give people that are decent the opportunity to get to know you without any judgement at all

Badgoat1's picture

I can't let people get to know me its not fair to them. With my mental illnesses the smallest things that normal people brush off cause extreme depression or rage. And the schizophrenia makes me paranoid to the point that I have trouble trusting. That's not fair to anyone so while I do have girlfriends and was married for 10 years as I've gotten older I've learned that its not fair to put anyone through that. So serious relationships are out of the question anymore.

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kodiakGRRL's picture

While I am not a med pusher there are a lot of decent meds out there for schizophrenics that work well if taken.... I have also seen anecdotal evidence that simple test cycles help with moderating mood issues ... my other point is that there are people out there who are not interested in labeling people and you take that away from them by labeling yourself

Badgoat1's picture

Test does elevate my mood that's primarily the reasont I use it. When I'm on cycle I feel better and a lot mellower. But I can't stay on year round. I also use humor to help my social anxiety but typing it in a forum or email it never has the same effect. I'm actually a pretty nice person just things effect me different than most people.

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kodiakGRRL's picture

no kam he said that the hot chics want someone who won't hit them and won't leave them ....

NoWeakAces's picture

I love when some guy comes in here to tell us what girls want. I just lol.

NoWeakAces's picture

I know what my wife wants... sometimes. And I'm pretty tuned in. My 13 year wedding anniversary is this month. I'm better at knowing than I used to be, but still clueless sometimes. Lol

kodiakGRRL's picture

maybe I m just biased and I don't consider myself hot but I have never dated anyone thinking that i would do so because they wouldn't hurt me based on anything.... I just assume that no one would consider it ... ;-) it is actually a non thought .... never had it ..lol

The Impastable's picture

Money. Lots of money.

kodiakGRRL's picture

mmmhmmm

Catalyst's picture

I always get reminded when I'm on holiday just how bad the majority of guys look with their shirt off. Particularly appropriate to men IMO, when we were in NZ I noticed repeatedly just how bad most lads half my age look.

The one thing that does always make me laugh is the way those same guys feel the need to inflate their chest in a "competitive" way when someone carrying done muscle walks past.

People that look like shit spend their time convincing themselves it's ok not to be "obsessed with their appearance" as many put it. If they genuinely believe that, all power to them. I don't want to look that way, and I don't believe most people would. They just don't want to do the hard graft it takes.

guitarplayer1's picture

The funniest is when those guys are wearing a banana hammock and playing frisbee!!!

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Catalyst's picture

I so wish I wasn't eating while reading that. I've lost my appetite for some reason :(

cry_havoc's picture

Not sure I agree 100% Andro. Watching the news excerpts on this bullshit I found mostly fat chicks talking about how much they like it! I am sure any single guys on here can testify to a woman or two stating that they do not want to take their clothes off in front of them. I have had that mentioned to me on more than one occasion. Not very often a woman says she is intimidated by a males body.

The point I am making here is fat lazy chicks want a fat lazy guy so they do not have to concern themselves with their own bodies! Still if you want a 10 you gotta be a 10!

cry_havoc's picture

Read what I wrote below about moms. I agree with you....looks and a bod only get you so far. Initially the first thing you look at is the looks. However, looks don't mean shit without a personality. I was merely making light of the fact that the interviews on the news only talked to fat women. Being a single man when I meet a woman I expect a certain level of fitness and self care. This also goes a long way in a relationship having someone who shares the same lifestyle you do.

NoWeakAces's picture

Had a client tell me today, referencing this dad bod movement, that my body type was out of style. She was completely joking and we laughed about this bullshit.

Truth though: My girl would rather rest her head on my thick chest than on some soft, round belly.

tonytulo's picture

I find it absolutely funny how people justify being severely out of shape. What's even better is the excuses people use to justify staying out of shape. I know single mothers who make the time to get to the gym and eat healthy because it is a priority. I have also watched women have a child and then prep and get onstage and win. It comes down to not letting yourself get out of shape. It just baffles me when people say they don't have the time lmfao Christ the majority of major gyms have day care in them lol. It comes down to priorities. An if you really want to make changes you do everything possible to do it but its easier to make excuses.......

konig's picture

Hit the nail on the head!!

NoWeakAces's picture

I don't have time= I'm not making it a priority.

tonytulo's picture

bingo

humpnpump's picture

Must be in the same category as no father left behind program lol. I prefer to keep my DILF bod

cry_havoc's picture

I do want to go on record for a minute and say that if a woman has a decent body and maybe has had a few kids, but is still in the gym and juggling life....I find that maybe a little sexier than a bikini model. So in shape moms are sexy.

I however, am single as hell and also love and appreciate young, single and very fit women!!!

juiceball8082's picture

Seen it on tiger fitness lol

Pale's picture

Man I have been stewing about this for two days now! I was hoping one of you guys would pick it up lol