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I am sure some of you guys have heard this "new big thing" where apparently some fat fuck thought they could sucker the entire population into thinking being flabby with man titties is attractive to females. It is so stupid I can hardly even write about it,lol. On social media I got after our local news channel, I have spent the last 6 years busting my ass to not look sloppy like Seth Rogan and judging by all the attention I get from the opposite sex they appreciate it as well.

cry_havoc's picture

Disgusting! Can society possibly have any more excuses for mediocrity!

Thanks for putting this shit in my head Darth! I can't unsee it!

Pale's picture

Then in the news story they were interviewing dudes that looked like it was their first day in a gym, quotes like " I don't want to get too big" coming from s a guy with 30-35% body fat..smfh

Greg's picture

Finally! The time has come when I'll be the cool one!

OH, YEAAHH!!

guitarplayer1's picture

This MoFo!! That costume is off the handle!

I'm sure some gal found him to overly sweet.

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TheSpartan's picture

I love this forum.

guitarplayer1's picture

Never heard of this "new big thing". Maybe they have their own forum for it.

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guitarplayer1's picture

No buffet for me till Sept-Oct. I'd eat a day and half of calories right now at one of those Brazilian steakhouses.

Looks like egg whites at the moment. Aaaagain!

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TheSpartan's picture

The day I discovered about Brazilian Steakhouse was the best day of my life. There was crying involved.

guitarplayer1's picture

The guy that brings around the meats is crying after a 3hr sitting and him having to come to the table every 10 min with more sirloin. I usually tip him on the side though, because I actually feel bad.

Last time I was there, no lie...there was a group of 8 that were easily over 400lbs. It was obscene to watch.

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Pale's picture

I keep hearing about them and I am getting pissed! There are none up this way..;(

guitarplayer1's picture

You must be in East Bum Fuck then.. If you ever hit NYC, Boston or Jersey, there are some real good ones.

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The Impastable's picture

List them! Smile

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The Impastable's picture

I'm definitely going to check them out ;)

vhman's picture

They're pretty good, but most of their meat is saturated in sodium. It's tasty, but not great with all that salt. Fine for an occasional meat fest though.

guitarplayer1's picture

The joint I go to, they prepare the meat to the way I like it. No salt or rub, they will also make straight Chix breast instead of the wrapped in bacon ones

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vhman's picture

I should ask next time I go. I love the places by me, but I pay for all the salt afterward. Thanks for the tip!

guitarplayer1's picture

Tell em your allergic to salt and butter, lol.

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vhman's picture

Butter!?! Never!!!

vhman's picture

I'm almost at a loss here... How is this a thing? Just another sign that society is continuing is path to complete ruin. Okay, maybe this isn't one of the seven horseman, but it's pretty bad.

stl's picture

I feel this is a new trend because most women are in terrible shape and may be using it as a excuse. I'm not knocking women. But hey if your a guy in terrible shape or just rail thin I guess you would say you don't like skinny women, or ones with muscle are disgusting? I will take a women with some muscle over the rest any day. Women seem to always be in competition also so if their friend has a hot man and hers is flabby she will say she likes a little extra padding or doesn't like muscular guys. I have heard them do this.

rolltide3's picture

My wife just the other day was saying the exact same thing. She made me read it in Facebook I don't have Facebook so it was a good read haven't laughed that hard in awhile

MONK's picture

Look out Seth, shots fired. My homie don't play either ;)

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SimonM84's picture

with the way things are in the country or around the world, being over worked, under paid, under appreciated, falling behind on mortgage payment, keeping up with the joneses lol it's getting harder and harder to get to a gym for the average guy. I told my wife a long time ago the gym or any type of exercise is an absolute necessity to me and without it I would fall into a deep depression. Being a former obese person it's important for me to always get to the gym 4 x a week so it's a compromise with my wife. Some people don't simply have the time but for you guys and gals out there who work 10 hour or 12 hour days make the sacrifice and get to the gym for an hour workout minimum. Even if it means waking up at 4 am or going after the kids are asleep. It really is a stress reducer and it forces you “somewhat" to live a cleaner lifestyle. So my hat goes off to you pale for feeling good and looking good despite these desperate times

iFit's picture

Don't watch the news for exactly that reason

konig's picture

Fine women and any woman worth any bit of our time appreciate an excellent physique. I hate lazy women and those who think it is ok to feed their kid junk food all the time due to their bad habits. The dad bod is completely ridiculous, let them think that is what women want, more free space in the gym for yours truly Lol!

SimonM84's picture

Agreed man but my wife for example works 10 hours and works 1 hour away. We have a 9 month old and she is struggling to get this baby weight off. I signed her up for yoga classes and try getting her to do something on the weekends but it's fucking tough keeping up with this lifestyle. Man was it easier being single and only worrying about myself. At least she's on par with not feeding my son junk food.

konig's picture

I am not talking about women's bodies when I posted that up. I like my women in all shapes and sizes, don't get me wrong my ideal woman is a balanced individual. Kind of like my wife, thick but loves working out and the occasional run, I need that extra love bro, curves in all the right places!!!

Pale's picture

Sometimes people just cannot juggle it all but not going to the gym is still no excuse to eat terrible. Things will be hectic for your wife for at least another 5-7 years. As long as she does damage control now she will be able to excel when the time does finally turn her way. Also you could give her 20-30 minutes at home to just do some body weight stuff to keep up a little.

SimonM84's picture

Yes I 100% agree with you

SimonM84's picture

Thank you man. Yeah she literally pulled me out of a gutter along time ago. Great human being. I always thought that hot teller at a bank or a hot corporate woman was sexier than a club slut it Facebook whore lol

konig's picture

That's awesome brother. That's the one you keep!