Im writing this to help relieve some stress, so one of my dumb ass roommate friends brought this weird junkie looking homeless girl in our place... i guess she told em her story and he felt bad.. this girl is a complete stranger..so he decided by himself and i guess told her " wana take a nap at my friends place?".... so this homeless girl knocked out in my room in an extra bed i have.. weird right.. so i talked to the guys and they told me , its ok she is a friend...Fucking straight lying to me...

So I got do my chores , go to work. then go to the gym... and 12 hours later, i come back , and the homeless girl is still in my room , knocked out.. so Im like ok.. this is weird , w/e im tired... so i knocked out on my bed...

10 mins later, the police is knocking on my door. He says that some one reported a girl who has been passed out for 20 hours or so... so my other roommate answers the door, and he tells the cop about this girl , and he lets him in...

turns out , that one of my roommate thought that the girl was on meth and she is going to die...so he called the police

So this cop, is fucking jacked, mofo must of been 250lbs... goes in my room, checks out the girl... turns around and guess what, all my bottles are out (clomid& torem & prami & adex& letro& t3& clen& caber& anadrol ) ... he immediately starts touching my shit... looks at it, then he brought fire fighters look through my vitamin stack which was on my desk as well... at this point , im shaking... I was thinking this mofo is juicing and he knows whats up.

so i ask " why are u going through my stuff"

cop " because it was out in open view , which gives me the right to, i want to make sure they are no narcotics"

so at this point , i was about to pass out.

the cop checks the girl out, she alive and well, who woulda of fucking guessed... to end the story they kick the girl out.

the cop comes to me and goes " hey i dont really care about ur shit, dont worry i wont trip, but i could arrest u right now because u propably dont have prescription for your drugs, so relax"

so i guess, i got the only cool cop in city..

thank god, im still shocked from this.

but then i see my roommate letting that homeless girl back at our place.. and now she is sleeping in my room again.