Close Call to getting arrested for posession of AAS
Im writing this to help relieve some stress, so one of my dumb ass roommate friends brought this weird junkie looking homeless girl in our place... i guess she told em her story and he felt bad.. this girl is a complete stranger..so he decided by himself and i guess told her " wana take a nap at my friends place?".... so this homeless girl knocked out in my room in an extra bed i have.. weird right.. so i talked to the guys and they told me , its ok she is a friend...Fucking straight lying to me...
So I got do my chores , go to work. then go to the gym... and 12 hours later, i come back , and the homeless girl is still in my room , knocked out.. so Im like ok.. this is weird , w/e im tired... so i knocked out on my bed...
10 mins later, the police is knocking on my door. He says that some one reported a girl who has been passed out for 20 hours or so... so my other roommate answers the door, and he tells the cop about this girl , and he lets him in...
turns out , that one of my roommate thought that the girl was on meth and she is going to die...so he called the police
So this cop, is fucking jacked, mofo must of been 250lbs... goes in my room, checks out the girl... turns around and guess what, all my bottles are out (clomid& torem & prami & adex& letro& t3& clen& caber& anadrol ) ... he immediately starts touching my shit... looks at it, then he brought fire fighters look through my vitamin stack which was on my desk as well... at this point , im shaking... I was thinking this mofo is juicing and he knows whats up.
so i ask " why are u going through my stuff"
cop " because it was out in open view , which gives me the right to, i want to make sure they are no narcotics"
so at this point , i was about to pass out.
the cop checks the girl out, she alive and well, who woulda of fucking guessed... to end the story they kick the girl out.
the cop comes to me and goes " hey i dont really care about ur shit, dont worry i wont trip, but i could arrest u right now because u propably dont have prescription for your drugs, so relax"
so i guess, i got the only cool cop in city..
thank god, im still shocked from this.
but then i see my roommate letting that homeless girl back at our place.. and now she is sleeping in my room again.
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So you just leave your gear out in the open..? Your roommates juice heads too?
yea
Lol nice. Glad you didn't get in trouble bro.
Junkie hoes suck!
Bet its in a drawer now?
Cop probably was like I'm on shit too fuck it it pct he needs his pct!
lol the drawer is now locked
Glad your safe and happy and able to post here my brother in iron!
Gatorgear
thank u, u have no idea, it was the worst scare of my life, i thought i would be looking at prison time forsure
i x2 gator's sentiments - glad everything worked out ok!
you dodged a bullet and learned from it - WIN!
Anonw h a t t h e F U C K !!!!!!
Lmao!
You need a sane roommate.
Anonbrother this story is off the charts. I don't doubt that its real but this is amazing. You have got an excellent way of telling the story too. Then everything everyone else says just adds to it. This thread is a winner!
You leave everything out? why?Im surprised your roommates dont just run through your gear like a cookie jar. But yeah you got lucky to have the juiced cop show up. Lucky he wasn't stocking up cause he could've just taken all your shit. lol
Moral of the story is never leave stuff out in the open.
Exactly
mine is always in a closed container separate from the tiny bit I need per day!
I will change the location pretty often and it's inside electronic device so it's pretty inaccessible unless you carry a fucking powerdrill
One time in Panama City 16yrs old spring break cop let me flush a zip of trees down the toleit and left with all my pipes and didnt say anything more! It was scary ^not to high jack this story at all
WTF, kick the girl out.
This made me angry as fuck man.
I don't fucking care if she's banging someone.
Fuckin tard calls the cops thinkin she's passed out from meth.
Fuck I think its time to through him out that gets rid of both of them
AnonRemind me to fi d you and + 1 you somewhere, that was good.
THAT WAS YOU ????
Karate kick that fool right in the face and say "hey! Stop bringing crack whores into my room!"
Choose your roommates wisely. Sucks to go to jail for their stupidity.
AnonOMG!! You crack me up!
Holly shit made my day you almost past out fck, crazy get her the fck out.
i highly suggest you get a lockbox of sorts...like a small biometric gun safe. that way - only you can get in there and your shit isn't left in plain view.
oh - and please for the love of all that is holy - wash your sheets!!!
she wasnt sleepin on my bed, she was sleeping on a bed next to mine
Why do you have a bed next to your bed? Are you sleeping on bunk beds? LOL
Because that would change things.. drastically.
my room is big enough to have two beds, it was extra furniture, i left it in there to my friends who wants to crash
Now I'm picturing something like a dorm room... Better than bunks that's for sure... Lol
No, one bed is for his upper body the other is for his tree trunk legs lol.
I just went and check him out.. you're right!!
cool story, homeless chick needs to be kicked the fuck out, and man get a tresure chest for youre gear bro...
RustyhookerKick that bitch to the curb before she dteals your shit. Put official lock on your door. That's gotta be freaky!
Two things here XV one you can't believe any longer all cops are the same and two your roommates are morons.
Anonif I could +1 you I would
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i went to the gym, skipped cardio, came back amped and kicked her out ... one of my friends banged her in the morning apparently ..lol
You know I was going to say that I think your friends charity move has more behind it than what meets the eye!
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So... Why did the roommate allow some homeless chick to come back to your place in the first place? I mean ok he felt bad.. give her a 20 and some coffee.. It's your fucking bed dude!! OMG! This is a mind blowing story.. I live in the country.. no homeless people really.. so I don't have this issue but never once have I even looked at a homeless person and thought.. Umm, I wonder if he wants to come home with me? Good lawd.. how many stray dogs do you guys have? LMAO
PS. Wash everything!! Wipe down your gear from the dumb ass cop touching it too!
SeaHawkI live in an apt. building and im constantly paranoid about my gear. Like many other guys I have a personal stash that would def. qualify for distribution level charges. My main concerns comes from leaving a coffee pot on or an over flowing toilet bringing my landlord into my room with out my permission.
yeah bro. you are so freaking lucky. i think you may want to keep your stuff in a safer place. my roommate's mom gave me some shit for keeping a bottle of blue hearts on the kitchen counter. she said i need to keep that shit out of reach from children and whatever, but kids don't live in my apartment and it was in a child proof medicine container.... anyways, if its nobody else's business, then keep your juice in a private and secure spot.
if she has a chemical dependency problem and is homeless she is qualified to be treated at a mental health center they can identify what's wrong with her there and the give her the proper attention she needs, in my opinion it is counter productive to keep her around, i would start researching mental heath centers they have a whole staff of nurses and doctors dedicated to that line of work they can guide you there, furthermore this approach would be much more beneficial to her than to just keep her sheltered at your apartment after she is stable they will move her to a half way house and she will need to look for employment it will get her back on her feet look into it Beast and i'm glade nothing happen to you brother gives me chills just putting myself in your shoes, maybe you where spared to help her won't take long to make the call
no more roommate..... is my answer.....
good luck
I'd be pissed if some dirty ass homeless chick was in my room. She would probably try to rob you also
SeaHawk@ Beast- You strike me as a responsible and decent guy. Youre the type of guy that doesnt have to worry so much about his own behavior, so much as you need to worry about who you surround yourself with.
270strengthWow that's a crazy bro, nxt time tell your boy to bring his homeless friends to a shelter not to your room, your lucky better go buy u a lotto ticket
AnonDamn it bro the gods where on yor side bro that cop was cool ! That's some bullshit with girl sounds like nothing but trouble
Anonis this a rap song?
if not your mates are shit and deserve to be hit as they brought you into un wanted shit yeah..fuk aaall the noise and cause because they aint got no admissable plause
Happy to hear everything worked out in your favor! I would have probably passed out.