Yeah brother I figured why go all out when really, that was the main point right? That's how I argue with people too, they go off and I let them nd they spil and spill and spill and spil and scram and yell...in the end I'm just looking at them and say "2 words...F and you" then just leave, they hate that! (The and is silent, its french)
Tread, don't be hatin'.
Who is there every morning sleeping on your dirty ass couch?
That's right, faithful Ed.
Who loves you enough to get included in your cell plan with 200 texts?
That's right, faithful Ed.
Who walks you to the retirement home to play bingo with your friends?
That's right, faithful Ed.
Now I'm thiking you might owe me an apology or I might just hold back on your Metamucil today.
Awwww..you said force it down, I love that. Anyhoo, if Maury can run a DNA on the McRib we'll see if the house gets broke into after all. If so let's just knock the damn fish tank down and steal a car and the kiosk outta here for some T-Luvin. Nothing like a felony to get the old adrenaline flowing when you eat a braut and jump tandem.
Once we return it let's jumpp tandem into the wally pking lot and ride the lectric scoots around for freak pics and then T-luv the conference chair and clean up that table for the pocket fisherman showdown and grab a cold pop Jesus.
Just have to roll up in a limo with finger lickin lobster and ask if the spring gazebo's are ready. I think we could find out who the Momma is and pull a road trip wikth the galaxy app. Depends on the toll ..."NOPE"
After the lobster can we pop a bottle and use the cork for our board?? Perhaps a movie after like Jerry McGuire!? Or do u
think narcolepsy will set in by this point!?........NNOOPPEE!!
Depends on if the grip is ready for the cork yet. We will uncork no wine before the chipper shredder is warmed up and if the narcolpsy is all good I'll keep 2 hands on the wheel during the "nap" wink wink then fire up the galaxsy app and run frantic around the house looikng for the phone while I throw the ladder off the roof so the cops don't know. NOPE!
Well perhaps we could cork champagne and have mimosas since it is cold/flu season, that extra vit c might be helpful. If you find the phone make sure the battery isnt going to die and if so better get a third as a spare...u know i'm not hip on all them damn cords. Hell lets take them cords and hang Maury out back and use him as a piñata! But first make sure he had some of that red hair bud so he doesnt really know what is goin on! We'll lure him out with sourpatch kids and pizza!
Feel like I need Cold pop after all that with a fish fry and potato pancakes and have my teeth whitened in front of Dillards. Know anywhere I could Get an ointment by the way for crabs rangoon?
Well for that u can check out one of ur many super centers. When ur done perhaps go get a deep tissue. Need to be real relaxed when Rocky fights off them spider monkeys .
Lol, I never thought I'd see the day that a southerner gave me shit for inbreeding. Lmao.
Muta, you bastard, I told you that shit in confidence.
Don't make me talk about someone's webbed toes.....
I was thinking I haven't seen my buddy Tread posting lately. So, I looked him up and, this is what I find? TOOOOOO FUCKING FUNNY!
U tell em tread . I can only imagine what he is gunna post next when his nuts come back to work
Pardon me but being irish i dont understand what Mr ED is supossed to suck ?? could a kind member enlighten me please
CleyonI believe it's Tread's big toe, but I'm just as confused as you.
This was posted pretty early in the morning. Lol. I'm thinking that Tread may have either had a bad Ed dream or my snoring finally got to him. LMAO.
I'm not convinced that Tread didn't type this post in his sleep. Everyone knows Tread sleeps in until 11 am every morning.
I like a post that gets straight to the point! LOL ;-P
tread-mYeah brother I figured why go all out when really, that was the main point right? That's how I argue with people too, they go off and I let them nd they spil and spill and spill and spil and scram and yell...in the end I'm just looking at them and say "2 words...F and you" then just leave, they hate that! (The and is silent, its french)
Tread, don't be hatin'.
Who is there every morning sleeping on your dirty ass couch?
That's right, faithful Ed.
Who loves you enough to get included in your cell plan with 200 texts?
That's right, faithful Ed.
Who walks you to the retirement home to play bingo with your friends?
That's right, faithful Ed.
Now I'm thiking you might owe me an apology or I might just hold back on your Metamucil today.
All my love, no homo
Faithful Ed.
V-Power-Alol
I do believe he's been in hiding since that last video.
Lol, that's no shit. I still can't look myself in the mirror after that one.
Awwwee hell! (Ww walks up...assesses situation...walks right on through not around). WHAT UP BITCHEZZZZZ!? Someone ask for a ladder!?
tread-mMaybe we should sneak the doorway, don't want you scuffed ; /
Like Chuck Norris i dont climb down ladders..the ladder climbs down me. No worries about scuffing dear!
Now if u start chokin on that McRib i'll bring ya the hose we'll force it down!
tread-mAwwww..you said force it down, I love that. Anyhoo, if Maury can run a DNA on the McRib we'll see if the house gets broke into after all. If so let's just knock the damn fish tank down and steal a car and the kiosk outta here for some T-Luvin. Nothing like a felony to get the old adrenaline flowing when you eat a braut and jump tandem.
Well...as long as Mairy finds me not the MOMMA we may have sumthin! We could be like Bonnie n Clyde go steal a car but we'd have to return it.
tread-mOnce we return it let's jumpp tandem into the wally pking lot and ride the lectric scoots around for freak pics and then T-luv the conference chair and clean up that table for the pocket fisherman showdown and grab a cold pop Jesus.
SWEET LORD!! Well as long as i dont get Bronchitis!! Do you think they will have gazebos on display?
tread-mJust have to roll up in a limo with finger lickin lobster and ask if the spring gazebo's are ready. I think we could find out who the Momma is and pull a road trip wikth the galaxy app. Depends on the toll ..."NOPE"
After the lobster can we pop a bottle and use the cork for our board?? Perhaps a movie after like Jerry McGuire!? Or do u
think narcolepsy will set in by this point!?........NNOOPPEE!!
tread-mDepends on if the grip is ready for the cork yet. We will uncork no wine before the chipper shredder is warmed up and if the narcolpsy is all good I'll keep 2 hands on the wheel during the "nap" wink wink then fire up the galaxsy app and run frantic around the house looikng for the phone while I throw the ladder off the roof so the cops don't know. NOPE!
Well perhaps we could cork champagne and have mimosas since it is cold/flu season, that extra vit c might be helpful. If you find the phone make sure the battery isnt going to die and if so better get a third as a spare...u know i'm not hip on all them damn cords. Hell lets take them cords and hang Maury out back and use him as a piñata! But first make sure he had some of that red hair bud so he doesnt really know what is goin on! We'll lure him out with sourpatch kids and pizza!
tread-mFeel like I need Cold pop after all that with a fish fry and potato pancakes and have my teeth whitened in front of Dillards. Know anywhere I could Get an ointment by the way for crabs rangoon?
Well for that u can check out one of ur many super centers. When ur done perhaps go get a deep tissue. Need to be real relaxed when Rocky fights off them spider monkeys .
How'd you know Tread love him some McRib! I've seen Big T put down a dozen of those babies in a single sitting.
tread-mThat's just cuz all they had left to throw away that night was a dozen, I tore that dumpster apart lookin for more!
Nothing beats a day party at Tread's house like a dozen McRibs and a box of wine and Maury Povich.
Oh yeah.
AnonBe nice to speshul ED, he's an inbred after all LOL
tread-mLmao...yeah hell when he said he grew up close to family he meant "real close"
Lol, I never thought I'd see the day that a southerner gave me shit for inbreeding. Lmao.
Muta, you bastard, I told you that shit in confidence.
Don't make me talk about someone's webbed toes.....
Whaddup bro has he been pissin on your lawn again lmfao!
tread-mI wish it was pissin brother, he's worse than the dog!
I may have humped your leg after a case of old Milwaukee, but that was a long time ago.
Don't be comparing me to the dogs.
Old Milwaukee!! Lmao