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Ask yourself WHY thread

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I'll start...
Why are people so stupid?

GRIMEY's picture

Cali must have a lot of juiceheads if even their speed limits are in mg ;)

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Xrated's picture

Lol

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Genetix's picture

Why is that Bra is Singular and Panties is Plural?

GRIMEY's picture

why do I park in my driveway?

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alayna's picture

why do farts need to smell

Genetix's picture

So the Deaf can giggle too......

alayna's picture

Lmao! :-0

Genetix's picture

Why do little girls carry Goldfish in their pockets? To smell like Big Girls Smile

alayna's picture

That's sick!

lmao!

alayna's picture

Hey that was my why! Blum 3

Engineereddisaster's picture

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away?

RickRock1086's picture

Why do i use roids?

OmNom's picture

Why did the baby cross the road?...

..because it was stapled to the chicken

IrishMack's picture

why did the pervert cross the road?

..His dick was stuck in the chicken's ass.

OmNom's picture

why did the toddler drop its lolipop??

.. it was hit by a truck

IrishMack's picture

whats the difference between a rectal thermometer and an oral thermometer?

..the taste

OmNom's picture

How many babies does it take to paint a house?

.... depends how hard you throw them

IrishMack's picture

Dong, where is my automobile?

vhman's picture

Ah-to-mo-bile.....

kodiakGRRL's picture

why... am I laughing at this one ;-)

IrishMack's picture

lol I was hoping a few would catch it.

kodiakGRRL's picture

you brought back a lot of memories with that one ;-)

Genetix's picture

Why is it okay to follow a someone on Twitter but in real life it's considered stalking...

IrishMack's picture

Why do they call it taking a dump instead of leaving a dump? Or taking a piss? I want to leave that stuff where I drop it not take it with me.

ShreddedCheddar's picture

Why do I find bottles of steroids I didn't know I even had under my bed?

ANBRO's picture
Why do you have to 'put your two cents in'... but it's only a 'penny for your thoughts'? Where's that extra penny going to?
MONK's picture

Tax.

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oldhead73's picture

Why do these hemorrhoids have to hurt so damn bad?

JuniorHealy's picture

Why ask why?

Bud dry

Engineereddisaster's picture

Why doesn't Monster666's mom let him play in the sand box? Because the cats keep trying to bury him.

MONK's picture

Why does 'off' also mean 'on' depending on the context?

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Engineereddisaster's picture

Why does Bad mean good when Michael Jackson sings it?

Engineereddisaster's picture

Why do dogs lick their balls?

Engineereddisaster's picture

Because they can.

Engineereddisaster's picture

If a man says something in the woods with no woman to hear it is he still wrong?

ANBRO's picture
YES!
Nitti's picture

GTFO wit that bullshit!

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