I'm just wondering if anyone else came here for the same reasons I did? I can be honest now about my being here since a special person turned my world around as to my thinking.
Initially I came to eroids through my research in companies. I know this sounds like it could be a movie , but oh no, its my story. I buy companies that are strong in every sense but are experiencing some current issues and have found themselves vulnerable. I then break them up and sell them off in pieces and make mega bucks in the process
So as I investigated eroids and big I realized I had to fly out to Hollywood where he lives and really get into the scene and maybe get to know BFG and find his weakness. It was the perfect plan and then something special happened. I met this girl in red, she was a hooker believe it or not and didn't seem to have any diseases from appearance, all of her teeth in tact so what the hell, I asked her to come stay with me at my hotel to handle my man needs at night. I sent her out shooping because she was torn and tattered, let her bathe in my hotel cuz she was a little stanky of course.
Anyway, when she found out what I was in town for she was pissed and I didn't get any that night. Turns out eroids had changed her life and it was the very reason she looked so beautiful in her red dress.
I know you #re all thinking, this sounds like a movie or just some bullshit you know, but no friends, this is the real deal. I gave up my plan to have a hostile takeover of eroids and became part of the community. I even went to the hookers hotel as though I had a dream about the very events, or seen it on tv or in a movie. Bought some cheap flowers and climbed a fire escape and yelled out, MARRY ME, MAKE ME THE HAPPIEST MAN ALIVE AND MARRY ME??????? Well , anyway her pimp shot me in my ass and said, and I quote, Muffucka I'll kill your cracker ass I catch a fool back up in the hood!! Damn, what crawled up your ass brother, can't we go for latte's and talk about this? Well I took the shot in the other side of my ass as a no and the dream died! So anyway we still talk on eroids and I love the place so I'm just happy that "pretty woman" in red saved my soul. Anyone else have the identical story or no....? I mean I know it sounds familiar but thats probably just because you've heard about me in the news or tabloids.