posted Tue, 08/16/2011 - 07:44
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So here it is at last the ladies lounge.. I'm not sure how many other ladies are out there but it sure would be nice to hear from you.. Boys.. post at your own risk!!
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awe shit sgt you brought your niece, this confirms it, youre a southern red neck hahahaha lol. youre crazy bro.
you can forget about that, the sex in here was so filthy even the girls dont wanna come back, Is your nose stopped up? because the smell of ass is still lingering in the air! lol
sgtstedankoBut the door was open; and I brought muffins
I brought fabreeze in w/me last night. That ass smell could be me, brother. I had Thai food yesterday, and hadn't showered since Sat. I didn't notice anything when I arrived. But I could sleep in a cows rectum, when i'm tired. I'll bust open some windows, and throw out that dead goat carcass. Prob has a lot to do with the scent in here. Maybe Throw up some nudy girl pics, etc. I'll clean this fucker up. This will be the new eroids hot spot, for recipe sharing, women's masturbation tips,"slower" who's got the good sales on produce & panties, flavored candles, how to get those pesky splooges out f your fav navy blue dress, etc, etc, etc... Oh, There were a few houseboys running around here when I woke up this morning, giggling and shit. Niether of the two, I was able to catch spoke English, & I couldn't figure out who they belonged to. All I could understand, was something about a cage I'm the basement... Those little fruits are hard to catch when they're all greased up. I don't know what happened here in the past. Obviously some funky shit went down. There are used condoms EVERYWHERE. And a dead hooker out back! Just saying, I'd be appreciative of somebody firing off a pm to good ole sarge 
AnonThanks for cleaning this place up.. where are chocolate donuts?? and how about some coffee.. grab one of those houseboys too, I want my feet rubbed..
Give them a vote if you find it helpful.PermalinksgtstedankoNot quite done yet... still got to install the pink hot tub, reinstall the stripper pole, and finish up the glass bottomed ALL NUDE, "ladies only" swimming pool on the roof, w/strobe lights illuminating" my ideas thx"
There are chocolate chip cookies left over "barbie showed me how to the oven doohickey", no donuts though ;( I set a trap for houseboys"pair of size 18EE neon green heels, fur scarf thingy, banana yellow nut huggers, and a white fedora hat" Couldn't find their cage. I was thinking you grrls, maybe had a secret room down a flight of stairs, behind a false wall, off of "dildopolis" as the houseboys were calling it. I also assumed that since this was the ladies lounge, there was a secret button hidden somewhere in the vegi drawer of the fridge"someplace men would never look"; but I didn't look :( gotta get back to work;(
AnonUmmm excuse me but There is NO stripper pole in the Ladies lounge.. this is a respectable peaceful place with NO goings on.. if you wish to have that kind of stuff take it to the Man Cave.. and if you think that I will be showing you the SECRET room well think again mister.. You have to EARN your way into that one..
sgtstedankoOK! All done... Finally! Would've been done in like 5-10 minutes, but I may have stumbled upon Barbie, and your underwear drawer. I spent all day yesterday playing scrooge mcduck, jumping off the couch into piles upon piles of skivvies. AAAHHHH. good times... Teehee. Thank you; Thank you... Thank you. You're all set! You've got the all new top of the line kitchen package, Big ass LED TV to watch Dancing with the homos, new hardwood floors, added crown molding. Also added stained glass windows, cause we know goth loves the ambiance of church! Ended up having to put the stripper pole in the Super Sized Pink hot tub. Srry. Went with the ole adage, no pinks complete, without pole. Oh, and I put two disco balls;) on the ceiling above the strippy pole. Pole is for workouts, stripper workouts... And also the annual man cave stripolympics. We can't get the really good ones to come to our address any longer;( Installed the glass bottom pool, w/multi colored strobe lights. The on suite fireplaces & custom pink heart shaped SUPER sized beds, well I just threw those fuckers in for the hell of it. Enjoy
EARN? I hate that word:(
AnonI hope you had fun with the skivvies.. I ll be checking to make sure that NONE are missing.
sgtstedanko:0!!! I did, I really really did... Uh, oh... Srry grrls, but I may have ate a few pairs. I'm so ashamed of myself:( All the pretty colors, some were even flavored? OMG, The black Fredericks of Hollywood ones! Grrls, you really outdid yourselves. Boston Proper, Victoria Secrets, Hanes, etc, etc, etc. WOW! I just couldn't help it. I HAD A BLAST! So, NO PROMISES!!! Oh, on a brighter note. I finally got around to putting dog training shock collars on the two catch able houseboys? that I could coral. The remotes are on the kitchen table. You want Houseboy #1, press the button for dog one; If you want Houseboy #2, press Dog two... Enjoy
Anonnice move with the collars.. oh those edibles aren't mine, I prefer silk or cotton panties.. none of that edible or lacy shit.. the lacy ones are only good for one thing anyway.. lmao.. they rip so easy.
sgtstedankoAnonmust have been barbies.. all my panties are accounted for
Anonwalks in and out... SOMEONE had better clean up in here if you want the GRRRRLS to come back..
tread-mI'm trying doll, popes out slangin pizza and anavar till later so I'm all alone till he gets off.
tread-mPope...bring the leaf blower in so we can blow this place out and revive it!!! Might grab a weed eater too!
some one call for maintenace, lets see if i can get those hedges trimmed and clean out those cob webs, tread on your way back can you pick up body suits, i can tell its gonna get messy in here
tread-mDamn dude its straight up stankin up in here...its like ass and tarter sauce! That what you're gettin?
Anonit stanks in here because y'all brought those nasty hoes here after y'all messed up your own cave beyond repair... damn right you better get in here and clean up. ..
well maybe you can bring those flowers you left in the man cave over here and i wouldnt smell like booty sweat in here. lol however i told tread before that big bitch ever got in the car that she probably need to clean her mud flaps. i figured this hadnt been done in a while considering she was so big im having doubt she even knows what her mud flaps still looks like.
Anonwellll since you seem to be in on it you can help tread clean up.. until then the flowers and grrrly stuff stay in the man cave.
tread-mLet me suck that pouty lip !
so i guess we gonna kick back off the woman cave???? i dnt know where my rodey tread is, but this isnt how to get internet pussy going MIA
AnonPo-boy, I'm here for u honey- you are my knight and shining Armour.. except no horse but I like ur pick truck -I'll be ready at 7:))♥♥♥♥xoxo
tread-mI think he was thinking he wanted to be the horse honey....I'll explain it later he is still trying to figure out what to do with that cheap circle K weiner! I'll explain that later too!
Anonyou ought to explain to her that your schooling fell a bit short and training day has to start over again..
tread-mDarlin if you're the teacher I'll fail the finals every time just so I have to take the course again...I wanna get it right befur I grajeate! Oops, 10 points off for spelling!
Anonhey what does j/k mean? help.lol
just kidding
AnonI got it- just printed out a list of this computer talk..
welcome to Pope and tread all women boot camp, this is just a name as the boots WILL BE COMING OFF
Anongreg already took my boots off..
tread-mBout to get the band back together and take this show on the road!
Anonomg.. who the hell eats gas station food. I'm gonna be sick. :(
Anonno wonder its so hard for him to gain weight.lol..
trust me barb, you should no i have no problem eating!!! especially that sweet honey ham you got
Anonok, ok, I'm realizing I was off now that I have read that..lol.. I'm on different planet out here.lmao
Anonyou 've been talking to tread haven't you???
you have no idea lol
well i guess ull have to go for a ride and everything..... now that we're married lmmfao
AnonSHHHHHHHHHH! po-boy, I don't want that gettin' out - like everybody knowing about Goth and Hbgurl.lmao..
Yeah we"ll just be secretly life partners lol
Anonis it safe to come out in the thicket..??? -not really tho.. I think u all need to read the nightclub/story . .. check the forums..its ummm.. different.
thinkin' bambi best stay in the THICKET.. till this other gets shot..I'm thinkin' its soon tho. lmao
Anonfavorite song katey Perry ..E.t. love it !!!
I would so probe you. umm i mean i think ur pretty
Anonwhere is ur wife and kids?? LOL
oh i see u got jokes, lol they probably out with ur husband, heres your chance to go get that plane ticket and come get sum popeboy
Anonno I'm sitting her tpying and doing math homework .lol -thats why half the time I probaly don't make any sense..GEEEZZ
u complete me
AnonLAAAAUGGGHHIINGGGG
Anonyou found me I see .lol...it was the dumb room -