posted Thu, 12/27/2012 - 10:04
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+ 5 What pisses you off at your gym ?
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Hey Guys,
What pisses you off at your gym ?
sa.: people who use the bench press to do their step routine or hogging a piece equipment for a half hour.
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CleyonOne day my shoulders will let me do that again! 200 on incline is purebred BEAST MODE! Next time I come to England I'm definitely getting a Vike and Suz gym day, nothing better than being berated by a woman for gassing out during a set!
little shits that use the power rack(think that's what is called) for squats, mil press, dl, ect to fkin curl ahhhhhh and its like 55 lbs
Honest to god its the "boys" that do not re-rack.
Ive said to them "hey does somebody clean up after you"?
And they get pissy.
Even this big swole ronnie coleman lookin fucker thats always high five hand shake huggin his bros. Yells out light weight..............Shut the fuck up
Hes left 405 and 495 on a couple of diff times and I almost screamed at him.
Also the D-bags that think they need to toss dumb bells after their final rep of set. One bounced over my foot but didnt hit it and I said "if that hits me Im slappin the fuck outta you". Hes huge and just looked at me.
Im a very mellow guy otherwise
CleyonIt may be Ronnie! LOL I love that video of him yelling "Light weigh... LIGHT WEIGHT"
At my gym there is a guy who is in there quite a bit, he is probably in his mid 30s and obviously he is shooting fruit punch, for some reason he likes to make sure everyone in the gym notices him, very arrogant fucker. He will be out on the floor showing off for some of bromie's and wants to get right in front of me and take his shirt off like everyone there came to see him, I'm trying to get my workout in and I don't need another sweaty dude 10"s from my face with his shirt off, the funny thing about is he is so disproportioned and has no idea. don't get me wrong I have no problem if you a lot you have worked for showing it off, but damn I'm there to get my work out in get that shit outta my face
LOL, there's a guy at my gym who will stretch inappropriately for like 15 minutes on the stretch rack. he'll stand there and prop one leg up at 11 o clock and just dry hump the rack. in a weird way it reminds me of that friends episode with the dude at the coffee shop showing off his junk wearing shorts. this guy is a super creep.
lol, when I hit the lottery im just going to build a bad ass home gym and say the hell with all these douche bags
listening to the personal trainer who looks like a twig give stupid advice to people he is supposed to be teaching how to lift. actually it is more funny than pisses me off.
people that don't rerack their weights. and this one asshole that always asks for a spot and then proceeds to knock out 15 bench presses at 95lbs. what a tool.
CleyonHe grunts a lot while doing it too right?
he's the worst. reminds me simple jack from tropic thunder "you never go full retard" this fucker went full retard.
The two guys that talk more about what they are doing or going to do. what they ate and how there day was instead of picking up the damn weights and finishing the set so I can get the damn squat rack!
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i hate the motherfucker that takes a 5 min rest between every set and they are always on what im waiting for, also the people who stop and take calls while they are using a bench or machine, twittering motherfuckers, people that look at me the wrong way, people that wont shut the fuck up while im trying to focus, all the people that act like they are working out and just take up space, the people trying to throw up way more weight than they can which makes them look like they are having a seizure instead of a rep...in conclusionm basically i hate 99% of the people there... great discussion topic, +1 from me
you can workout with me anytime lol. i like your style no homo !!
Everyone except my buddy's hot-ass girlfriend who likes to flirt with me when she's there without him !!
AnonI just commented on your 13 year mark too... lol
Hahaha i saw that lol
CleyonThe real question is if she flirts when your wife is there?
Sadly no :(
waiting for a bench while the 16 year old on it insist on checking Facebook and doing his hair in the mirror every 5 minutes. thats that shit i don't like!
I don't hate any one in particular, just everyone equally.
People who weight trip.
Girls wear too much clothing.
CleyonHate those chicks! Don't they know that I need motivation?
On the other hand, the fatties wearing yoga pants and a sportsbra... ewwwwww
Everyone else in there.
AnonX2 lol
Oh yeah, and the fat guy that likes to force workout and diet tips on you when clearly he doesnt know a damn thing about what he's talking about.
I HATE THAT MOTHERFUCKER.
Guys who huddle around and sit on the weight benches to watch the game on the tv. Stay home and watch the game!! TVs in a gym suck ass. They cause people to linger instead of working out.
Too big to list, biggest thing would have to be groupings. especially teenieboppers.
too long to list.
I would rather go in at weird hours then try to get
a work out during busy hours.
Spotters who txt on there phone or look around the room like something better is going on when realy the should be FUCKING spotting watching you dnt brake your neck. shit wannabe gym helpers who come over and tell you to keep the noise down when your pushing your last rep out or hitting that 12 th rep then dropping it to the floor because you give it your all i seen him say it to a 17 stone beast the guy talks about wanting to kill him now lmao. People who drop 4 sets of dumbells all around a bench and fuck off bk to the showers and leave them there. people who steal 2 pound out of my jacket pocket and leave me with no money to get my post workout shake. People who openly shave there balls infront of me while i am sweating my arse off in a tight ass sauna trying to relax after a hard workout and not smell ball juice and see hairy gouch all up in my face.people who spit in the showers when your stud ryt next to them and have to watch them hock up a big greeny and fire it over your head haha.
Damn man. You need a new gym.
hahahaha your telling me theres some fukt up guys there funny guys tho. but am sticking with my gym tho it has some realy funny moments and apart from the odd nark off some dick it has realy good staff and and great weights give you deals on protein and knock £10-15 pound off member ship sometimes or even let you pay them a month late if they know you well.
Bad etiquette is the norm where I train. The employees have been instructed to not ever enforce a rule, as they might lose members.
I never say anything to a gym member with bad etiquette--leave their weights around or on the bar, work out in front of the rack, don't wipe up after themselves, drop the dumbells without any attempt to control them once they hit the floor--the list goes on and on.
Long ago I decided I am not the gym police. If grown men and women can't use common sense and courtesy I am certain I can't teach them.
But the other day a personal trainer was training a new member and left some dumbells by the only open bench. I asked if they were done and he said they were.
I asked if he was going to put them away and he gives me this nasty look and says "Excuse me?" as though he was shocked at how rude I was being.
When I said it was a gym rule to clean up after ourselves, and I thought it not only applied to members but to staff, and that he was missing an opportunity to teach a new member good gym manners he told me he had "other priorities." He then turned his back on me.
I couldn't believe it. And I couldn't have been more polite in asking.
After that I realized that it is totally a lost cause.
Fuck it. I am officially never mentioning any bad manners in the gym ever again. Just makes me more angry and doesn't accomplish anything.
That's nuts. I used to be a personal trainer and the gym I worked at loved for us to tell people to pick up after themselves. I would talk to management.
AnonIdk how you didnt drop that mo' fer. Damn good for you i woulda blew up
I got frustrated just reading this.
18 yr old punks who hang out around a group of machines like it's a place to hang out.
Dicks that leave weights on machines or bars when they are done. I always make sure to put their weights away in front of them and shake my head at them.
When people don't put weights back in the right place.. I gotta walk around to find my weight? Dicks.
Hot girls in yoga pants for giving my boners while I'm on cycle. How dare they!
Nope, fuck that. I straight up tell people to rack their weights. And I do it loud enough that most of the gym can hear me. I started doing this about a month ago and I swear to god....not many people leave weights on the bar anymore. I got fed up man. Spending half of my workout racking other people's crap.
mfers busting in my truck n stealing my Sabrina Suzuki autographed DVDs....
Someone grabbing too much weight for curls then using there back in a jerking motion to get the weight up makes you wanna laugh.
Dumbasses leaving weights all over. Yhey should bring their momma for the cleanup!
Anonomg...that shit pisses me off, or when they put a 25lber on the 45lb rack... grown ass men cant clean up after themselves
I came up in a bbuilding/powerlifting gym. If you left any mess a grip a huge ass dudes most certainly let ya know. Nowadays noone really says shit. Grrrrr..
When you are doing a set of heavy dumbbell incline press 90+lbs and some dude with 45's sets his dumbbells in the 90lb rack so you cant rack the ones you are using.
Or when people are using the squat rack bar to do standing bicep curls...
When the "know it all" 160lb dweeb trys to tell you what exercises to do. When they say Isolation is better than compound lifts.. And they continue having conversation with you while you are trying to lift. (they say their source is out of an article they read so it must be right)
When guys are grunting obnoxiously loud and breathing heavy while flexing in the mirror or using light weights
When you are squatting 405lbs and you have the squat bar cushion on and as you are resting between sets the person takes the cushion and uses it on the smith machine with 20lbs on their bar
when I went to a gym( now I workout at the house) it was the squat rack bicep curlers. and the dudes that stand right next to the leg press machine or something to that effect and almost get hit with the equipment and then look at you like you are the dumb ass.
Guys that bring their girlfriends who have super tight yoga pants on. The guys all stick their chests out, suck in a bunch of air and stare at every dude in the joint. Thy try to block the view of the girlfriends ass. They stare at us through the mirror in a feeble attempt to deter or intimidate us. Now when the lady looks up, I'll turn away. I'm not there to make any woman uncomfortable while she's working out. I think he boyfriend is doing a good job at that. But it's only natural to take a peek at an attractive woman. If you're the jealous type, DON'T WORKOUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND!!! Let her do her thing and you do yours.