This jersey shore looking motherfucker who comes to my gym with his bluetooth and armani shirts, and just stares at me and everyone else the entire time, on my halo days i feel like ripping his fkn head off.

Dudes randomly shouting YEAAAAAAHHHHH BUDDYYYYYY across them gym...you ain't Ronny son!

When I go to the water fountain and some jackass unloads my weights. Furious!

Lmao the step routine on the bench smh, I hate when clowns come to the gym and start doing crazy aerobics kicking the legs around turning the gym into a fu king circus act. Or when people stare at you and you don't know If there admiring u or if there homo

the little kid who weighs 150 lbs soaking wet put 185 on the bench does 10 quarter reps, gets up has invisible lat syndrome and stares me down...my only response is to smile lie back and hit my 275 for a few reps then sit back up and stare right back....makes me wanna slap someone

this one dude that i see every week copying and doing my exact workout routine infront of me same excercise in order and drop sets

when u see a hot chick then go to the locker room and see some old dude running around naked with his small dick and shriveled balls..not cool bro

There's a skinny asshole at my gym who brings an iPad to workout in free weights section. An iPad, A FUCKING iPAD! He plays his music on it with no earphones and logs all his sets and reps every 50 fucking seconds. It's distracting and defies any common sense. So help me god, one day I'm gonna smash the thing on his head

How about half standing Push ups on the Smith machine! Grrrr.

Fucking newbs doing curls in the got damn squat rack, that's what pisses me off. Oh yea and those pussy cross-fitters.

Also the young buck who is smashing juice like its going out of fashion with a face ot pure rage to whome ever dares glance his way even the biggest serious lifters..... Bring on the staredown bro you so red in the face i think your BP is a real problem i see as is your backne and you are to young (like 17-18yrs old at best) to play with your body, steroids and mental state IMO you would build muscle better with a decent diet and some common sence see you have a lot of test your a TEENAGER you give steroids a bad rep, its annoying.
Instead of entering into the immature staredown scenario with this anger filled youth of AAS i sort of look at him with a humerous glance, smirk whilst pumping some serious iron and then resume my CONSTRUCTIVE WORKOUT with a feeling of wellbeing and supremacy lol.

Having 5-6 clueless teenagers swagger into the gym loud and annoying (a regular posse in my gym) all on the same bench talking teenage junk because ive forgot my mp3 player and have no earphones to aid in my time of desperation and to make the situation worse the music they play out at my gym sucks so its a double whammy of hurt.
No more please stop talking about how many pubes you have now kiddo and all that interesting stuff and what the hell are you doing there... The weights go back after youz use them arrrghh i want some angry music to assault my eardrums now!!!!!

Bums. At my gold's gym I have seen at least two obviously homeless people coming into the locker room and using the showers. Always right before I planned to take a shower. They leave their dirty clothes and backpacks strewn about. They must sign up for a membership. It is only $20 a month. This doesn't exactly piss me off that much. However, it is kind of creepy. I don't know where they have been...

dear mr crossfit guy, i do respect that you can do hand stand push ups, but please keep that shit in your iron tribe place of fitness and not in front of my fucking dumbell rack! i dont come to your place and deadlift and squat in your bubble so please stay outta mine! regards unclemonster

People asking me if im on roids?? NO IM Not On Steroids... keep asking me

LOL, It might have been a shorter list if it was titled "what doesn't piss you off st the gym". I'm sure we all see the same behaviors and when you're running on a test, tren, pre workout drink cocktail it makes you want to snap sometimes. Some of my favorites are the skinny pricks who curl with 90 pound dumbells. What they're actually doing is some freakish mix of yoga and the game twister. There's aa guy atin my gymlove that wraps 60 pounds of log chain around his shoulders and struts around in front of the dip bar. When he finally does a set he barely bends his arms and drops like 3 inches. Just insanely heavy weights and no form. You're 3 times bigger and who knows how much stronger and they give you eyeballs like they're a badass who can lift a lot of weight incorrectly. The other thing that pisses me off is skinny phucks who text non stop. There's one schmuck in particular that's always at the gym when I'm there. He has all these matching workout clothes and does like 3 sets in an hour. The rest of the time he's texting or flexing. I don't know what he's flexing cuz he weighs like 140 pounds. Last but not least:All the guys over 60 that think it's kosher to get in the hot tub, sauna, or steam room with their cock and balls hanging out. Old balls float far from the body when in super hot water. It's not cool!
Glad you put this topic up. It feels good to vent.

The guy at my gym who swings his back so far when doing bicep curls. Drop the weight fucker. The harder the struggle the further back he swings. Then in the preacher the ass comes way off the seat...what's the point your just using leverage to lift the weight. Drives ne crazy because I want to say something but really its none of my business

Motherfuckers TEXTING!!!!!!! While I'm waiting to use a the incline bench like last night fuck me 20yrs ago I would have been a prick about it to mature now!!!!! Skinny little fucks!!!!!!!..........

1. Smelly people. No one minds if you've worked up a sweet and you happen to smell of it, its a gym that happens. What I hate is when someone walks in fresh and gets on a cardio machine and they literally smell of a farm. I need oxygen because i'm going HAM on the bike and the last thing I want is to be yaking because of your fumes. Get out of my space or go to something further away.

2. Girl with the most perfect ass in my gym always insists on squatting in front of me and my workout buddy. She could go anywhere but we are trying to chest press with one of the best asses i've ever seen directly in front. Its selfish of her when we are trying to focus, go and put your amazing sexy little teen ass somewhere else until we do cardio then show it all you want, it distracts us.

3. People who showboat, pick up big weights, use terrible form and look around as if to boast. Do it properly and you might get some respect. Technique and control is everything.

4. Attitude, no one minds people who are focused and there to smash it up. That's the point and fair enough. However do not walk around giving people evils, generally acting aggressively, snarling and being obnoxious. There is this one bald fuck who is always eviling people and he doesn't even lift properly.

5. Cardio snobs. People who look at you like you are lazy when you do a 20 minute cool down on the bike at the end of a lifting session. They don't realize lifting will give you a better physique and you've already put cardio in during the morning.

6. lastly Cardio bunny's. There is this one chick in the gym who is pretty, she has a nice face. She is getting worse by the day because she is now anorexic. She comes in and does like an hour of cardio and she doesn't look like she eats at all and looks around 80lbs. Her wrists are so thin you could probably wrap your dick round it a few times like a bracelet. She is killing herself and none of the personal trainers/staff of which there are like 10 do I ever see talking to her and assessing her goals and giving her help. This girl needs a proper diet, could benefit from some kind of lifting regime and a little bit of cardio. I'm not qualified to help her but this girl needs help badly. There are also 1/2 guys doing the same thing to a lesser degree and I don't know what they are trying to achieve.

Someone that stands directly in front of the dumbbell rack doing a set and blocking other people from grabbing their weights. Take a step back and let people grab what they need. AND rack your weights, if you can lift it then you can rack it. Be courteous to other members.

nothing, I am all focused on my workout!

FUCKERS WITH PHONES

The gym is my temple.. all you should hear is grunting and farting!..... bring back the 80s before these lumps of plastic shit were even thought of.