posted Thu, 12/27/2012 - 10:04
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+ 5 What pisses you off at your gym ?
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Hey Guys,
What pisses you off at your gym ?
sa.: people who use the bench press to do their step routine or hogging a piece equipment for a half hour.
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talk about girls and tight ass pants. there was this one time that i was set up to bench press and about the time I laid down this hot ass girl comes up grabs the end of the bar and bends over like she is stretching ass was all up in my face. no lie I could have grabbed a nice hand full. but my wife was up stairs on the tredmill how's that for fucked up. needless to say my wife came down stairs cleared her and gave that bitch a good long look and made her point.lol
CleyonSorry, I stopped reading after "needless to say my wife came down stairs", I like the way my mind finished the story better!
i hear ya.lol
CleyonMy version had a kiddy pool full of jello ;-)
AnonI second that shit...saw that in 3 diff couples today, 1 of the chicks was butt ass ugly though wearing a belly t and yoga pants...
CleyonThat's a totally different (and worse) one. The fat chicks that wear tight ass clothes and are spilling out of them. Had one of them yell at me to stop oggling her at the gym once, and I just laughed. Some of the people who overheard it were snikering too.
when someone comes and tells u not to slam ur weights around, thats ridiculous, the floor is made of steel
Anonbetter yet when they padded rubber...um dude that's why the floors are designed that way
Anonpeople that use their cell phone while working out. What are these all a bunch of fucking heart surgeons getting emergency transplant info ? Or just weenies getting a call from their wives to pick the right tampons up on the way home.
Cross-fitters...Fuck them...
theres a couple of them at my gym and I got nothing but respect for them, I would die if i tried to do that crap!
lol Well the retards at my gym are bobo wannabe cross-fitters who do the sketchiest workouts with the worst form. It kills me when they start doing their "pull ups" lmao.
CleyonAre you talking about the "Flipper" style pull-ups? It kills me watching that, on the plus side, there was a girl that was doing those at my gym and popped out of her sports bra. It made me happy.
Ha exactly...
CleyonBTW, if you want to have a LOT of fun, go to Planet Fitness on Tren... Just saying.
People who do their sets in front of the mirror while blocking all the dumbells MOVE FUCKING BACK AWAY FROM THE RACK so everyone else can get what they need, you can still see yourself in the mirror if you take a few steps back!!
I tend to avoid gyms that allow underage kids in and around the weight area. Never a good combination.
I hate seeing pasty old skinny guys who only work with spotter. Then the spotter never takes both hands off the fucking bar. Geezus christ why do u have 365 on ther when the spotter is lifting half the fucking weight. Or Grunters who ain't got but 35 lb dumbells doing incline. Or the kid who works out on three machines at a time and thinks he owns all three. Then the punk does 4 sets on each machine. Or the sweaty fat guy who has a speghetti strap tank and both his saggy titties are hanging out. Really??
AnonI think we go to the same gym, and the worst part is I go on a military installation, whats that say about todays soliders, airmen, and seamen (ha), cant say the marines though.. they still have standards
Bro the Sherrifs in my town are fat n sloppy. Nothing worse than a soldier or a man of the law whos a fat slob. That's what our taxpaying money pays for? I'm not a fan of LE but damnit if I gotta pay taxes for them they better be the slickest most in shape fuckers around.
AnonI know the army is doing a "clean up", with the drop in DOD money, the fat slobs getting kicked out... disgusting fat bodies pisses me off in the military
CleyonWhen my brother was in the AirForce he used to laugh about their "Fit To Fight" program. In essence it was trying to get the pencil pushers to stay in fighting shape, but they called it the "Fit To Sit" program.
oh and people who are swoler than me, which is like none at my gym haha!
Anonwell thats a given
guys that wear short shorts
AnonRANGER PANTIES!
my worse day ever at the gym. its chest day, im in a tank top and shorts its hot outside and theres no AC so the doors are open. I start grabbing weights and slapping em on the bar and I notice alot of flies in the air, and they start landing on me. at first im getting pissed by I decide to not let it get to me and start driving some flat bench. these fuckers are landing all over me while I got the bar in my hands trying to concentrate. I was also on a heavy tren cycle and by the 3rd or 4th set one landed on my lips and tried to go in my nose while I got 300+ on the bar. that was it for me I was to mad I couldnt even think straight.
Anonyeah, after that you start screaming at random people for random stuff
LMAO thats about how i felt.
AnonDudes who wear all matching apparel, even to the point of the same color shoes.... all bright green and yellow, burning my retina while Im trying to military press
I like that. Makes it easier to see them when I flip a 5 pound plate at them like a frisbee.
Anonvery true, good perspective on things
I have to add one to my list. Went to the gym tonight. They moved everything around to make room for a new Zumba dance studio thing. No more circuit training for me. All my shit was spread out every where. That pissed me off.
I hate it when all the flat benches are taken and on at least one bench a couple of douche bags are doing standing curls. There are stands for that and the two fucking idiots live on that one bench for 20+ minutes. I also hate it when I see a guy at the gym trying to show some chick, that you know is looking for weight loss and toning, how to work out and he is going over strength and power lifting routines with her. She needs cardio and lower weight high rep weight training.
Everything. I generally pop a couple cheque drops before I work out. I get mad at people in my way, I get mad at the weights, mad at the stair master on cardio days, mad that for some reason the 45 pound dumbbell keeps disappearing. That's about it I guess.
I hate it I'm on the treadmill and someone tells me to our out my cigar.
I hate it that now they make me wear pants...
I hate it when paper towels get caught in the machine.
I hate it when the guy on the elliptical next to me smells like curry real strong.
I hate it when I get a random half a hard on at the gym and I have to tuck him up in my waistband for a bit
I hate it when some jack off moves the machines around
I hate it when it's only me and a woman in the gym and she doesn't ask me to bang her in the bathroom
That's it for now
StevebI hate when foreigners way around naked in the bathroom like they're at home. Who the fuck combs their hair in front of a mirror before getting dressed?
In college there was this husband and wife couple that lifted at my college gym and when she would spot him on the incline press she would strattle him and spot from the front. It was fricken awesome. Didn't piss me off. It made me happy. Sorry. Probably shouldnt have posted this.
People on there phones at the gym. Seriously? your at the gym 1 hr and you can't leave that shit in the car for 1 hr outa your whole day? Also hate the kids that come into the gym with absolutly no routine and put way too much weight on the equipment to show off and they break or tweak the equipment. Another thing that pisses me off about that is they let the weights smack on every fucking rep. They will be doing tricep push downs on the cable machine and all you hear after every rep is PING PING PING..... If you can't do the excercise rite then your trying to lift too much weight and your not getting a real workout. Thats why our cable maching at my gym is broke at least once a month sometimes more.
That the girls wear clothes.
If you went to my gym you would not have that attitude... Lotsa oldies, fatties, and uggos. Maybe 10% I'd like to see naked, the other 90% no thanx...
non-alcoholic beverages
Crossfitters.
hahaha thats fuckin right brother
guys that use stretchy bands on the squat rack,its almost like a sin.cant stand it.there was one guy the other day too that was doing a headstand on a matt for like 5 minutes,fuckin weird,felt like slapping him
Haha WTF
the kids that know everything and go around giving people advice on how to workout or what would help them more, and have the odasity to come up to me in the middle of my workout and tell me some dumbshit like " you try that new pre-workout C4" it helped me gain like 5 pounds already" that shit get on my last, and that just one of them lol
respond with, "you try that new shit called steroids? I heard it works"
lol that comes to mind time after time trust me, its like one of those moments when you wish you could have said that at that one specific time
zewipeople that spend more time talking than working out, and our on my next machine or have my weights---when that happens i just take it.. and that is where it ends. I go to the same gym, and people tend to move out of my way now.