HOW TO GET THE ULTIMATE PUMP
I just got home from the gym after a bad-ass arm workout. I stopped at KFC afterward for some chicken and green beans---BIG MISTAKE.
The pump in my arms was the best I've ever had in 30 years of training. At least it seemed that way. First I dropped the change when the girl handed it to me. Then I knocked my water over. Then at the table, I dropped a piece of chicken into my lap, and onto the floor. I couldn't bend my arm all the way up to my mouth, so I had to bend my head down to eat it. I looked like a total stupid-ass.
Anyway...here is my stack for the ultimate pump to explode your favorite bodypart.
*6 HOURS OUT..1.5 ml of Lixus Rip Blend
*5 HOURS OUT..half tube Testim applied to nuts
*4 HOURS OUT...50 MG. Winstrol or Anavar
*2 HOURS OUT....1 scoop Cell Tech
*1 HOUR OUT... 1 scoop N.O. Xplode
Do NOT do this more than once or twice per week. BSN Xplode is some fucked up shit that WILL fuck your liver up..it's all over the net..just google "BSN Liver damage".
Rip Blend is fast acting and a good compliment to your gear, but don't over-use it. Best used as a kick starter for cutting cycles involving tren.
Do NOT do this is you have high BP or are already a fucking high-strung crack head like me.
This will not be nearly as effective if you are overtraining. Make sure you're fresh, and you will push past a sticking point by shocking the muscles like this.
Go home and sit down and rest as soon as you're done.. be sure to get a post-workout shake right after. And tell your wife to fuck off if she tries to make you do any work around the house for at least two hours after.
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While you may very well be correct, insulin is somehting I won't recommend to guys..simply because one little mistake with that stuff and you will die.
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well damn i didn't know that about explode I have gone through tubs of it in the past. Was just on C4 which was great but now I am on white flood. I might cut all prework out suppliments out for a while cause it seems as if I have a tolerance to them building.
Replace the N.O. xplode with 5 scoops of jack3d 30 minutes before training and I guarantee you the pump will be even better.
I used to get real painful pumps from that stuff.
See I don't really feel much of a difference, it all just feels like way too much caffeine to me haha
Hahaha
Damn man I'm about to hit up the rip blend soon and can't wait! For my pre-workout drink I prefer the nerve damage that nano vapor brings but my old school favorite is the no xplode...I've been meaning to pick up the new 3.0(?) version they have out. B.T.W. Try "Amped" premade and premixed sometime if you can find it....that stuff is great!
Good job with the training keep it up I've seen the pics and those tri's r beast!
Thanks....I like the Nano...but I crash hard afterward.
I'll have to try the Amped.
Testim and nuts in one hand and the big piece of chicken in the other.
Anondon't forget the fan..
OE2000Bro (gothic)... you have to be kidding about applying Testim to your nuts.... LMAO!!! Cause if your NOT.... Im gonna get my fan and try that shit! What other compounds are testicle friendly???? (I guess I shouldn't say friendly) .... maybe testically effective!
I get the best pump when im inside my ol lady!
So hard it hurts!
first paragraph had me creasing. yeah that no-explode is pretty rough on the gut, i have a 1kg tub hardly touched and a bag of samples of many more pumps, stop using them. make me way too rattled.
have you tried phd's max pump? that stuff gave mad pumps, felt like i as coming up hard on amphetamines while trying to bench all fluttery and shit.
Yeah, the fluttery stuff was fun at 22 yo and 150 pounds...at 48 yo and 200 pounds it's scary.
Havent tried Max pump... I treid Nano Vapor and it made me crash hard afterward. Xplode keeps me going all day and into the night.
o dont worry its not your age, its not good for anyone, the small benefit dont really outweigh the crappy feeling. il use it on a saturday when i dont have to worry bout gettin good night sleep before work. only one i really like using is No Shotgun sadly its pretty pricey over here.
I take BSN volummaize which definatley helps with the pump When I am off if I don't take it I notice a differnce. My ritual before the gym is 40g whey protein with 5000mg of glutamin and 3000mg l arganine with the volumaize I get unbelievable pumps when I am on but even off I get great pumps. Have you heard anything bad about the volumaize?
Only the Xplode..but it'a all over the net.
Also watch out for the amount of caffine in Xplode... It's INSANE.
100mg/scoop...3 scoops and you"ll be wired like the Roadrunner on Crack.
MultipurposeYeah, I use 1.m.r. now and it has 300mg of caffeine in one scoop. The first time I used it I didn't level off the scoop and went ape shit for about 2 hours in the gym and it didn't wear off for a long time afterwards. It's good stuff. I've built a tolerance to the caffeine now but for a while it had me feeling like a meth head.
Yeah, I've only heard that about Xplode.
Give jack3d a shot im sure you wont be disappointed. Plus its cheaper then xplode.
OE2000I always add 30 minutes OUT: 1 pint of your favorite vodka (KettleOne for me) ... this should clear up any/all liver issues!
LOL...I prefer Grey Pigeon.
Nice remedy bro.
I thought you were only bullshitting about applying Testim to your sack
The scrotum is 40 times more absorbant than the skin in other areas. It will absorb a large amount of the testosterone in testim very quickly. You'll get a quick-boost of about 20 mg. to compliment the Test in the Rip Blend. It's going to feel like a blow-torch on your nuts, so appply it while standing in front of a fan or air conditioner.
On the other hand, it's bio-identical, and the smell drives women carzy--and they don't even know why. Turns my wife from a spitter to a swallower.
tread-mGet a swab and swab a little testim up in her nose while she sleeps? I'd even gloss her lips with it just because it looks cool...dont ask, yes, both sets.
AnonIf I could give u a thumbs down for this one.....
tread-mI know you would Darlin...some days you're the dog and some days the tree. Its tree day for you...
Anonwell it looks like I can "leaf" you hot and bothered..
tread-mTell me you didnt just figure that out?
Anonnope, I figured that out on July 1st ... the day you joined eroids..
AnonIt does smell good.. but that's about it...
MultipurposeMy girl's mom is a nurse in the navy and she was telling me how bad n.o. xplode is. It expands blood vessels in your stomach too. I can only use that crap for like 2 weeks at a time, anymore and it feels like my stomach is filled gasoline. Makes me throw up.
Holly crap i been using BSN Xplode for the last month daily :(
The dose is specified at 1-3 scoops. If I run it alone, I'll take 2, but I limit it to once or twice per week.
It really should NOT be ran frequenly while you're on any orals..and do NOT drink alcohol.
GET YOUR LIVER ENZYMES CHECKED!!! I know people who have gotten fucked up on this shit. The supplement industry is more dangerous than the steroid industry...THAT'S A FACT!
Yeah i had my liver enzymes checked a couple months back and they were ok. The good thing is i dont drink any alcohol so that should help. I think its time for another check up anyways. Any word on jack3d?
Haven't used that one yet, but I saw they selling it at the gym yesterday. I'm thinking about picking it up when this jug of NO is gone.
One thing about N.O....it definitely works.
Yupu enzymes will return to normal after you stop taking it..but if you take it for a long time, you can incur permanent damage.
So does jack3d i actually like it more. It gives me less pump but a lot more lasting energy.