Holy shit. I can't believe I've been hanging around this place for a year now. I realize I haven't been around for the past few days. Not for any reason but being crazy ass busy at work and in my personal life.
I look forawd to shit slowing down a bit so that I can continue to make you brothers and sisters dumber with my frequent posts.
If I look back a year ago, and it blows me away how much I have learned from all you. Not just about steroids but about life in general. Just want to tell you all thanks. I sincerely appreciate all of you and the friendships that we have. No homo of course.
For all of you newbs, I'll pass on a few things that I have learned.
1. If you are planning in using steroids, make sure that you are ready to make it a life Long committment. This isn't a game and neither is hypogonadism.
2. Respect and be grateful to the vets around here. As one who made the mistake or running juice blindly, I can appreciate more than words can describe, the value of these vets who have been there, done that, and bought the t-shirt. Learn from their mistakes and successes. You really don't have to reinvent the wheel with the access to these badasses. Listen, learn, and respect.
3. Try to be happy, and try to be nice. No need to be a hard ass to everyone. You give juice a bad name when you don't take control of your temper.
4. Help the young guys out. No need to flame them. Just take some time and help them understand that they are too young for steroids. Help them with their diets, workouts, and questions. That kind of shit goes a long way.
5. Smile, be happy,and have a good time. Life is too short to be pissed off all the time and it gets you nowhere.
6. Don't ever get on the Eroids van without a condom.
7. Don't ever get on the Eroids van without a knife
8. Always have penicillin when riding the van.
9. Don't ever tell Nitti"all homo" in jest. He believes you, and unless you want something out of Shawshank redemption, you better pack some heat.
10. Never accept a drink for Tread that you didn't see poured and mixed. I don't want to talk about what happened with me, but I will say that I woke up with a Gorrilla, a goat, and a case of the genital warts.
11. Never go to a strip club with Goth. I don't know how he finds the strip clubs that he does but he was the first to introduce me to midget stripper sheep. Don't ask. Sure it was fun but I'm still paying for a pretty messed up lap dance.
12. No matter what he offers.. Never send pictures of your weiner to Viking.
13. No matter what happens, never send pictures of your friends weiner to Viking.
14. No matter what happens, never send pictures of your dogs weiner to Viking. Sure he's good to help you but take my word for it. No weiner pics to the Vike.

Well, that's all I've got for now.
Thanks again to my Eroids family for everything. I wish I could express my gratitude better in words. You all kick ass, and are some of the finest people I've ever dealt with.

All my love, No homo.
Ed