Not sure how you guys go to the toilet over there, but this is how I would get my Shit:

1. Lift toilet lid up and sit on Toilet seat.
2. Either fill toilet with paper or position Anus slightly off centre to left or right - if the Turd is dry you may just catch it on the shoulder of the basin rather than it slipping into the water (this depends on the style of basin you have)
3. Push with low to medium pressure to ensure turtle stays as whole as possible.
4. Once prostate relief has occurred collect stool using plastic spoon or scoop of your choice and decant into tupaware box.

Start pming some international or eu domestic sources.

REDACTED Tom will ship anywhere. Just video the opening

If only there was a website that listed all the places you could get it, that would be cool. Oh well, guess we’ll keep dreaming and maybe some genius far far in the future will create it someday!!

Use a top 10 international source. I’m sure they’ll ship it to you

Steal it from the trans guy

Austria. Home of the glock. Canik might steal the number one spot

You have an interesting nickname for someone who wants to do the first cycle. Go to the home page. It says at the top
All
Intl.

US

UK

EU

CA

AU

Choose intl. or EU because you are in Austria and choose which ordering site suits you best.

What exactly do you expect anyone to say other than try a domestic EU source?

Domestic Source list for aussies. Eroids home page.