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I’m not a movie goer like I used to be. I understand people have daughters, immature wives trying to relive their childhood. I recently had a plethora of people try to justify why they paid their hard earned salary to watch the movie Barbie. If another person tells me I need to watch Barbie due to philosophical implications, I will ask them to forget I exist.

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I didn’t see it but based on feedback, it’s a feminist movie generalizing men as simple minded egocentric beings and how they should become submissive and emasculated. Meanwhile, females are privileged to be entitled and judgmental. If this triggers you, I will feel fulfilled.

NYButwhy's picture

One word : GROOMING
And I don’t appreciate what the entertainment industry or the schools are shoving down the throats of our children.

NYButwhy's picture

The entire industry and all of Hollywood is fucked.

SimonM84's picture

@Rippedmanwinkle

What do you think about this?

What would you do if someone suggested you should see the movie Barbie? I’d love to hear your response.

Rippedmanwinkle's picture

Stick my Rambo knife directly into the top of their skull, then a half twist and remove. Then probably just keep stabbing them about the body until I could see thru them.

DavosD's picture

Lmao fuck that movie. Any movie named after a stupid doll is not something I'm gonna waste my time on. Unless watching it will make me jacked beyond believe with dickskin and veins running every whicha away...

alekaras's picture

Yeah what the fuck is going on with that shit!!

wanted's picture

Well i didnt see it. But my wife and her girlfriends dressed up in pink skirts and heels or wedges and went to see the movie.. when she cam home she told me drop to me knees and stick my tongue out and she walked in front of me and put my head under the skirt. Wow BUT HEY she made me submissive like the movie and i kinda like iT. I told her go back every weekend and watch that movie
PRESS i will go with ya if your scared to go alone buddy

hogwild's picture

Dayuuuum just damn....

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JakeKO's picture

Oh, well no one told me it would go down like this. Ill watch it with her tomorrow. Saw it streaming today on my smart tv Home Screen

Makwa's picture

I would tell her to go watch it every night Lol

press1's picture

Yeah Damn I wouldn't mind a woman coming round here in some kinky shit telling me to get on the floor and behave like a bitch.

ONESICK's picture

Thank God my wife leans more conservative. She absolutely hates libs and all that progressive nonsense. She definitely dislikes feminists. Plus she doesn't really care for movies lol. I don't remember the last time she ever watched a movie. I'm outspoken about my views and I am not afraid to share them. Often has gotten me in trouble but I give zero fucks. Lost some friends over the years because of it but oh well fuck em.

JakeKO's picture

They weren’t your friends, Bro! You were their friend. Some people fuckin suck, and bet they miss ya now. Story of my life. I don’t confront anyone anymore. At the first sign of shadiness, you’re fuckin gone. My wife and I have taken on this attitude, and have so much less drama these days. But they stalk us like you wouldn’t believe. People don’t like being cut off without a debate. They know what they did, but can’t believe you noticed, and end up hating you for cutting them off. Fuck them is right!!!!

Sam I Am's picture

I haven’t seen the movie but I’m pretty sure women see us about the same way we view them. Things always seem diffrent from our own perspective. The truth usually falls in the middle.

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JakeKO's picture

I’ve seen enough of this bullshit movie through the Progressive Insurance commercials. Thank God my wife didn’t want to go see it.

press1's picture

I must admit I'm looking forward to seeing it mainly because I wanna bang Margot Robbie! Biggrin That scene of her in Wolf of Wall Street naked - Jesus christ.

alekaras's picture

Lov ya sick bastard lmaooo

Sam I Am's picture

Yea , she’s hot af.

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press1's picture

Let us all pray for a second ....

press1's picture

Come on Simon - give in, you know you want her ....

SimonM84's picture

Hey she’s beautiful, but I’m not into pink pussy because it remind me of sliced ham. The contrast of pink on white remind me of the belly of a pig. Go ahead, crucify me.

Now back to this movie, if someone said go see it because it was funny but because they say “hidden meanings” or “philosophical implication” is just BS.

press1's picture

Isn't it a bit of a problem though not liking pink pussy because ultimately isn't it all pink ham once you pull the baguette apart?? Lmfao

SimonM84's picture

Lol I don’t care what behind the curtain, I’m a particular motherfucker and don’t prefer to see a curtain being pink.

Makwa's picture

You need to be on some tren. Pink, purple, blue, it don't matter then.

SimonM84's picture

Lol, I don’t know mak. I’m pretty racist against pink curtains because pork grosses me out.

hogwild's picture

Jewish?

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press1's picture

How the Hell can you not like a Nice crispy bacon sandwich with a fried egg on top and some brown sauce?

SimonM84's picture

Lol I’ve tried it, not in my nature.

Brozowski265's picture

Facts!

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Mac12769's picture

She’s a goddess in my book bro.

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Claudezilla's picture

I like turtles

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hogwild's picture

Smile wtf lol

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Toproll's picture

I'll probably get some hate for this, and that's fine, but am tempted to voice my opinion here as that is the purpose of an open forum. I personally find it funny how so many men have such a strong hate for the movie (when they haven't seen it) and are so vocally against seeing the movie because of the fear that it will damage their fragile masculinity. God forbid they see the movie and they will lose their "man points," having such a concern for what others might think of them for seeing such a girly movie. I am not a fan of all the political stuff either and am personally on the same side as a lot of you guys, but I also know how to just turn my brain off and not be ultra sensitive or offended by their supposed political agenda and just enjoy the movie. It was definitely not a movie for kids, and I didn't feel like they were throwing a bunch of political nonsense in my face, and I was not triggered or offended in any way. I found the movie really funny and enjoyable, and no i'm not afraid to lose my "man points". I'm not saying you should see it, and I understand your frustration with being pushed to watch the movie, hence the post. But I do think there are way too many men out there who are so afraid of their masculinity somehow being damaged or being judged just for watching a movie, that in a way, it actually makes them less masculine. Just my opinion.

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Greg's picture

That's one big metrosexual no homo right there. You go [insert pronoun]!

Toproll's picture

I appreciate your sensitivity towards my pronouns, as i identify as a giant female squirrel, or sometimes a wealthy asian businessman. Depends on what mood i'm in.

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Greg's picture

Lol

SimonM84's picture

Touché, I thought perhaps one day I would’ve considered it but the fact how often people try to force it down my throat has turned me off. It was the same as the Star Wars movie which I tried to boycott but no, everyone was like “oh man, best movie ever.” I walked out the first hour.

Toproll's picture

Saw Rogue One. That's the last one i saw. Hated it. But i get it, that's exactly why i never watched Game of Thrones

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SimonM84's picture

Yeah, it’s the force feeding. I’m more of an anime fan now anyway but even that has been overbearing to the point I only watch older anime. Maybe I’m just getting old and tired of reverberations.

ForeverFitBod1's picture

It's all hate bait + warping of our next generation of youths minds. You see how all these commies in office have dual citizenships to China? They're going to go after our kids? Buckle up, stock up, it's going to be an interesting ride. Not that it already hasn't been. What a shame America. We are to protect the minds of our children. Tiktok is a weapon against our youth. They only allow educational videos in the country it was created in. This has got to stop.... I had to sign a form recently that it will be okay for my child who is three btw to have a mystery reader at any given time during the course of the year. That I can speak to the superintendent if I would like to gain access to what was read to my child. No assurances. Really?? So now they have mystery readers in preschool too? A little young . The next town over the city library has a once a week day for those "special" mystery readers, I hear it's pretty popular. Pfft. The real question is why do "they" choose our children for their audience. But nobody wants to talk about that sorry to be off topic bro

Btw yes you triggered me lol friendly fire tho

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hogwild's picture

Hate bait... Fuck yes.

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SimonM84's picture

Preach bro. I expect a forum topic from you in the near future.

ForeverFitBod1's picture

Sure! Np! Thx! Didn't mean to hijack

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SimonM84's picture

Not at all a high Jack, I agree with everything you said. Feel free to go on.

Shitforbrains's picture

My wife tried to take me and her son to watch that trash, I shut that shit right the fuck down and changed it to “Sound of Freedom.” Educate these fools.

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SimonM84's picture

Kudos to you bro.

Brozowski265's picture

Vince Neal gargling motley cruel songs, chick's with dicks, against law to discipline your children, simp husbands ,dudes in dresses promoting beer, barbie movie. Everything is going to shit

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ForeverFitBod1's picture

And soon that shit will turn into a slurricane of more shit. Where everywhere you go you're stepping in shit. This country stinks of shit. Somebody needs to start shoveling all that shit..lol

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