You know, people ask me all the time.."Hey Goth, what's it like being a MOD"??? "Hey Goth, how do you handle all the fame and fortune of being a MOD of the #1 steroid review site on the planet"?..."Hey Goth, could you possibly see fit to toss a few of your extra MOD-groupies my way"?
Well let me tell ya, being a MOD is not all fancy dinners, sex-crazed females throwing themselves at you, and more free oil than BP and Exxon put together.
It's tough; It's nasty; and sometimes it's a bitch having to sit down and answer 3, sometimes 4 PMs in a row. I've got a boss who demands perfection, and a contract with a big-time gear company that expects me to perform...and keep any bad reviews off their forum.
So I thought I would give you guys an inside look into a typical day here at Goth Central--the place where magic happens and big-ass bodies are built.

• 6:00 A.M....Alarm goes off

• 6:15 A.M....Alarm goes off again

• 10:45 A.M...Alarm has gone off 38 times and Goth wakes up.

• 11:30 A.M...Goth gets out of bed.

• 12:15 P.M...Protein shake..2 hits of primo (weed--not 'bolan)

• 1:00..P.m...Play Skyrim for a few hours.

• 3:00 P.M....go on eroids...ban anyone who breathes wrong.

• 5:00 P.M....Gear-semi arrives..usually takes 2 hours to unload--IF we have the forklift.

• 7:00 P.M..... Naps (NOT another order you idiots---I take two naps to recharge)

• 9:00 P.M. ...To the gym.... this includes photo-shoots, interviews and sometimes I even workout.

• 9:15 P.M... Back to the safety of home and eroids.

• 10:00 P.M...Dinner

• 11:00 P.M.... crazy, mad, passionate, animal-Sex with grrrl.

• 11:02 P.M.....Sleep.

So there you have it. A typical day as a MOD.
Don't hate the player just because you hate the game.