Many of you may remember my recent post on what NOT to do if you're confronted by Law Enforcement who suspect you may have gear in your possession. And while those tips may be helpful, the best thing to do is to avoid that situation in the first place.
So here are some suggestions for avoiding contact with Law Enforcement::

QUIT WEARING WIFE BEATERS....Look, I know you wanna show the mortal civilians how inferior they are, but cops get PISSED when they see a guy buffed out, because they know in their hearts that if it wasn't for that taser, gun, baton, dog, mace, and the help of 25 OTHER pricks armed with the same thing, you could break his ass down like cheap drugstore cotton. They already have self-esteem issues--don't push them into a total meltdown.

REPLACE THE SAGGING REAR SHOCKS ON YOUR CAR......This is especially true if you're Mexican and traveling down the freeway with out-of-state plates. If the cops see that, you're not only going to get busted with your gear, but all that weed from back home as well.

DON'T GO OFF OVER PETTY SHIT....If the cops show up at the gym because you've just punched the towel girl (who's 7 years old), they're going to suspect something. Far better to keep cool, and take the little bitch out back where nobody can see.

KEEP YOUR STEROID USE TO YOURSELF.....It's O.K. to wear shirts, hats and other stuff from Nike, Addidas, and Reebok. But keep the Sciroxx and Genesis tank tops in your fucking closet. Nobody likes an arrogant bastard.
And don't go into GNC and tell all the clerks something like....."Dude, all your shit sucks. With roids, I can pack on twice as much size for half the cost".... That will piss them off, and within seconds you'll be tackled by mall security--and I can tell you right now, those girls don't fuck around. I found that out the hard way at Victoria's Secret.

DON'T GET TOO BIG TOO FAST.....if you pack 2 inches on your arms in 3 weeks, it's not the cops who are going to bust you--it's going to be that guy at the gym who's been trying to hit 225 on the bench for 17 years. All that anger is going to come pouring out and he's going to snitch you out.

DON'T SELL YOUR BUNK GEAR TO HIGH SCHOOL ATHLETES.....Just because you were stupid enough to buy your gear from Megaroids, doesn't mean you can pass your baby oil off to the high school cheerleader team. Those fuckers know when they're on something, and if you fuck them over, the cops WILL be called. It's also a good way to get your ass beat, and getting your ass beat by cheerleaders is not forgotten by people, especially in a small town.

GET RID OF THE ROTTWEILER.....just because you're on gear, doesn't mean you need a dog that looks like it's on gear. Police dogs HATE Rottweilers for the same reason that cops hate buffed out guys (see above), and his K-9 is going to go absolutely APESHIT if it sees the two of you walking down the street together. You're far better off with a Poodle, and wearing a baby-blue turtle-neck sweater...You may not get any pussy, but it's a whole lot better than giving up ass in the county jail.

KEEP A LARGE WAD OF CASH IN YOUR POCKET.....Most cops will tell you they do their job because they want to help people. But most felons will tell you that cops would much rather help themselves....especially when cold, hard cash is involved. Having a cash stash may be the difference between PIP (Post Injection Pain), and PIP (Prison In Pennsylvania).

KEEP A COOL HEAD.... If you're confronted by a female officer, try to dazzle her with your intelligence and smooth, sophisticated humor. Tell her a charming joke, like... "Hey baby, what kind of bees make milk?......BOO bees." That should get you off with a warning, unless you're an ugly mother fucker, in which case you should skip the gear and save up for plastic surgery.