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Okay guys I'm making this post for anybody that ever sees a funny post or absolutely absurd comment. My nominee goin to be tough to beat it's by tomciopaluszek

Hello haters and hulk royal costumers. I am making this message to let you all know that Mr.Banner is coming harder than ever before. Yes, I am his fan boy, yes I am his royal costumer. I ordered package last week even though a lot of you were telling me to go for other sources. I did not listen to you and went with my gut. I was right. Hope you will have great evening. Will be waiting patiently and with great smile on my face.

I know this raises the bar but let's post them up so we all can have a laugh

DfromPhilly's picture

As long as it’s not the sugar free jawns

Tron's picture

If it happened to me I would seriously write a review about the whole experience...just like an aas order..but instead id give accurate descriptions of how the gummy bears taste..the texture in my mouth.. the duration of flavor, etc..

IrishMack's picture

flagBig Tone36 7 hours ago @--RP4U--
Lol reminds me of when i posted positive blood test not once but twice from your gear and those major League trolls (who are long gone) neged my post and talked major shit. I use some product of yours almost ever cycle ive run for 5 years and my progress always gets better. Matter of fact you were the 1st source i used when i got here in 2015 and still use your gear. Order coming soon.

If anyone remembers he took the sources test for 2 weeks and posted 1088 as his number while he was still on another sources test. Got seriously buthurt about it too claiming it was for the doubters but posted terrible bloods lol

Tron's picture

Big Tone is that sources all time number one fanboy.

IrishMack's picture

You sir win the internet on that si page lmfao

Tron's picture

I guarantee you I've got Big Tone scratching his head right now lol..he stopped responding to me but I don't think he's completely sure if I'm messing with him or not..he just knows something isn't right...can't pull the wool over Big Tones eyes..no sir.. lmao

IrishMack's picture

Big tone, big back, big biceps, and that's about it. That makes me scratch my head, someone needs to skip back day for about a year.

Tron's picture

Wonder why he's proportioned like that? Just never missed back and bis but sometimes misses other muscle groups? Focuses mostly on back and bis and half asses other muscle groups? Probably that and genetics.

Tron's picture

They make it so easy.. reminiscent of the green guys si back in the day..but more retarded.

Muffins's picture

I can’t believe you still have this going

Tron's picture

Me either lol

KMC's picture

There seems to be source nuthugging buddies arriving daily.

Tron's picture

I notice it's only certain sources as well.. it's generally sources that we're good at one point and then sort of fell off.. THEN.. the fanboys start popping up defending the source with loyalty.. I've always wondered what makes a fanboy tic.. what drives them to behave in such a way? Does the source give them freebies? Discounts? A virtual "atta boy" followed by a virtual Pat on the head and or Pat on the ass? .."that's a good fanboy..yes you are!! .. you're a good good fanboy" .. or is it just the hopes of their loyalty being rewarded some day? Maybe just the hopes of freebies? I've never understood it... It's a privilege for these sources to even be on eroids.. all fighting to move to a good spot on the ranking... Yet, fanboys tend to latch on to one particular source (in most cases a source that recieves a lot of backlash/controversy..and dare you visit that SI and make one derogatory comment..even or ESPECIALLY if it's a valid comment/complaint..the sources fanboy minions come to his/hers defense...

DfromPhilly's picture

My apologies gentlemen, Got hit with the flu, and not the lay in bed for a few days flu - the needed the IV antibiotic drip for a cpl days flu... but I'm back and jumping on emails right now!!

Ok.. am I just being a dick here and picking on him cuz I don’t trust or like the guy? Or does this wreak of bullshit?

  1. To my knowledge, antibiotics don’t do shit for the flu. They’re for bacterial infections and the flu is viral. I even googled it to double check and it says antibiotics don’t help the flu at all and not to take them.

  2. I had the swine flu with 104.9 fever for a week back when it was around like 10 years ago, and I didn’t need to go to the hospital or get an IV. In fact outside of old people, I’ve never heard of anyone needing this at all.

I dunno, maybe I’m just being an ass.

Steveb's picture

If you take antibiotics when you have the flu all you will accomplish is getting diarrhea on top of still having the flu. It just fucks up your gut bacteria and doesn't help in that case.

IrishMack's picture

Careful calling him out. He cried to mods the last time I caught him in bullshit, he always runs to them. Watch and then the fanboys will take a second to swallow so they can also try and give you shit

Steveb's picture

Unless he got the test flu from contaminated gear that gave him an infection then he would need antibiotics.

DfromPhilly's picture

Lmao. Now we’re getting somewhere

DfromPhilly's picture

Same. I learned the hard way to only call him out in this section. Otherwise he runs and tells daddy on you.

Edit: I couldn’t resist. Steve just threw a softball up there. it was too hard not to at least take a swing.

Muffins's picture

One two occasions this dbag has pm’d me he is going to the mods. He’s such a pussy.

DfromPhilly's picture

Yea he’s not a fan of logic... Or anyone that doesn’t kiss his ass without question. Dude could say he got attacked by Sasquatch, but don’t worry, he’s got him locked up in his basement now... and if anyone questioned it he’d cry about it to daddy then sick his children on them.

DfromPhilly's picture

Yea this dude’s so full of shit it’s almost embarrassing. Would love to know what really happened during his “hack”... you know... like when “hackers” are able to get into your web server, dns host, multiple email accounts, and eroids account before you know what’s happening or are able to stop it. That’s like someone stealing my credit card number and I use it as an excuse for getting locked out of my house and losing my car keys...

Only way that’s possible is if you’re an idiot and use the same email and pw for everything.

SimonM84's picture

I fast for all illnesses

Steveb's picture

Fasting does work. Maybe the reason you lose your appetite when you're sick is because fasting is what your body wants to do to get better.

SimonM84's picture

The longest I did was 13 days, I can’t believe you did a 21

Steveb's picture

I do salt water fasts those are easy. Did you do just regular water? If so then you just pissed out all your electrolytes and would be suffering the whole time. The salt water makes you feel like you are eating food especially if you had a good amount of body fat like I did.

SimonM84's picture

Good point, the fast wasn’t the problem, it was the recovery and that’s the one negative of fasting Is the depletion of salt and electrolytes. Hence the weakness on the recovery. Now I fast every Muslim, Jewish, Christian and Indian holiday also 1 day a week.

Tbone69's picture

Lol he had an STD

IrishMack's picture

I believe you have to have sex to get one of those.

DfromPhilly's picture

Half of his fan boys would bang him... shit.. some may even let him have a go at their wife for a vial of tren. maybe one’s local.

IrishMack's picture

A vial of prop and 10 dbol.

DfromPhilly's picture

Lmao. Touché. I was shooting too high with the tren hahaha

DfromPhilly's picture

I’d at least believe that lol

IrishMack's picture

I got the flu for the first time 2 weeks ago, doc wrote me tamiflu. Said nothing else helps besides rest. That guy always has an excuse., The Walmart of eroids. Must have a very big bathtub to brew in

DfromPhilly's picture

Yea that’s what I thought. What a mess.

KMC's picture

Tampabigbucs 51 minutes ago
3 orders & all orders failed ! When it was all said & done, CENSORED robbed me for $300 !!

Show of hands,....... who here gives a source 3 chances (failed orders) ???

I'm more of a "1 and done" guy.

SimonM84's picture

What source has a 100 dollar minimum ?

Tron's picture

Nah man..3 strikes and you're out..they may miss you on the first two orders but you have to give them that third shot because you might get lucky. Now if you don't get your 3rd order then that's it..you don't try anymore..not even the fact there's over a thousand other sources to choose from..fuck those guys..

Tbone69's picture

It's only fair..
1st time, oh jeez, I must have made a mistake!
2nd time, well golly, I did it again!?
3rd time, heeeyyy now mister, I hate to ask, but are you pulling one over on me!?

IrishMack's picture

1 and done.

DfromPhilly's picture

New post on our favorite fanboy page. Loving this guy. Can’t wait to see the backlash.

dnasty198 2 hours ago NEW
Really not feeling the new labels. We are about to be in year 2020 and them labels are super cheesy and of poor quality. I really dont care whats on the outside, but this made me laugh pretty hard. Now dont get all in your feelings and starting acting like a bitch. Just throwing it out there. Shit looking like those comic book words like splam, or kerpow, maybe even kowabunga.

IrishMack's picture

Can't be any worse then the green guy labels of days past. Hehe

Titsonmyman69's picture

Haha but he had good oils! Until the bust anyways....

SimonM84's picture

There was another source who used marvel and dc labels.

Titsonmyman69's picture

Maybe im thinking of that one. Didnt realize there were two who used comic labels lol but The one I was talking about, the big green guy, had good oils and compounds until the bust. But they are definitely cheesy labels.

DfromPhilly's picture

Lol

GrowMore's picture

He’s a great guy but this made me cringe a little.

Pcushion 17 hours ago
Hey fellow pcom family it’s that time of year again where shipping is going to be slow. Those of us who are pcom loyalists trust Frank like a brother and don’t mind the wait. If your a first time buyer or haven’t purchased in a while please remember that once basicstero has dispatched your package it’s out of their hands. I can assure that you that everything basicstero has in their control will be timely. Should you need assistance or have questions the fastest way to get help is the link below. You can also message Frank on here, but the man stays busy so be patient for your response.
https://int.basicstero.ws/index/contact
Don’t sleep on the Black Friday sale it ends 12/5!!!!!!

Tbone69's picture

Damn, that guy was helpful as fuck..I was in the middle of a conversation with him lol

Steveb's picture

There is no way that guy is not having sex with that source. He's all over that page.

SimonM84's picture

Lol