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Okay guys I'm making this post for anybody that ever sees a funny post or absolutely absurd comment. My nominee goin to be tough to beat it's by tomciopaluszek

Hello haters and hulk royal costumers. I am making this message to let you all know that Mr.Banner is coming harder than ever before. Yes, I am his fan boy, yes I am his royal costumer. I ordered package last week even though a lot of you were telling me to go for other sources. I did not listen to you and went with my gut. I was right. Hope you will have great evening. Will be waiting patiently and with great smile on my face.

I know this raises the bar but let's post them up so we all can have a laugh

GrowMore's picture

His post is confirmation he’s hit 4 base.

IrishMack's picture

Hilarious, I remember when the lab be is swearing up and down is the best had a bunch of underdosed gear and the source that carried it no longer does.
I wonder if he is going to give a money back guarantee for the source too? That is seriously rep talk

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Pcushion 23 hours ago @roly420
At Pharmacom Labs you do not have to worry about “real” anymore. I can assure you that everything sold from basicstero is exactly what it should be. Check out the new Simec report for the Sust! No one else is doing that!

Man what a fag

Muffins's picture

It’s becoming a little much.

DfromPhilly's picture

Round of applause for this fella sticking up for himself. Too bad he’s gonna get a spanking for not drinking the kool-aid.

Damn now I kinda want kool-aid. Haven’t had that shit in like 25-30 years... new intraworkout carbs?!

Anyways. This guy just put a smile on my face

Saracasm_PhD 1 day ago @--RP4U-- NEW
Yes I did. Not only did I send you the right address the first time we communicated (check the thread between us), I also sent the address to your new email. Which you never replied to. So call me out all you will on here. Scary. The fact is, I did...twice. Thank you.

Steveb's picture

That source doesn't make mistakes everything is someone else's fault always.

DfromPhilly's picture

I’ve never seen a source treat people so Shitty and make so many horrific mistakes... yet he still has guys riding his dick...

Whatever floats their boat I guess.

Steveb's picture

The responses got better

DfromPhilly's picture

Lol nice. What a piece of shit. I’m diggin this sarcasm guy tho. “Meanie” lmao

IrishMack's picture

He is the Walmart of eroids is why. With his bathtub brewing prices he attracts a certain type of clientele.

vhman's picture

Spot on. Sad but true...

DfromPhilly's picture

Yea I suppose ur right. I guess they need the prices so bad they’re willing to put up with anything.

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flagJargonaut 2 weeks ago
I trusted in Frank when I was in the need of some help and now I´m in the same situation again. I had just ordered oral B12 for the next 6 weeks as my doctor asked me to.
I'm thinking "that sucks he didn't get his order

THEN....

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flagJargonaut 6 days ago @Jargonaut
B12 fix received. 5 days since I paid. Not bad!

he got it in five fucking days! That means he posted that first post about being disappointed In his order just 2 or three days after he paid....what the hell??

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Bulkdaddy 22 hours ago @ace Ventura
Fuck you and him fucking homo! He’s not important enough to even spell his name right! Exactly why he will never be at a pro level because of his stupid ass mouth probably of which what you have. It’ll get you spitting your teeth out and or a wire jaw for a few week!

Wouldn't you have to use the wires in your jaw longer than a week? I mean if your jaw broke it would take longer than a week to heal.

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Maybe he meant spitting teeth out for a week.

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Slowly 8 hours ago @Tron

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Nice

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therealron 3 days ago @Hustle28
I've explained exactly whats going on if your were keeping up
who are you anyway, one of those "goes where they can find drama" guys?
All of "my ppl" know who I am and what I am about and have never and would never just drop out without a good reason and I ALWAYS come back and EVERYONE always gets handled (even the lil crybaby up top who somehow believed HE is the priority at the moment) LOL

At least you know it’s really him. You can’t fake being that level of cunt.

You think he realizes he’s the only source that’s always got drama? If he does I bet he blames everyone else. One of those “the worlds out to get me” guys...

Typical tho... getting “hacked” then scolding his own customers for being worried until they apologize like children.

Steveb's picture

How many times have people complained about bunk gear and he says it's just one guy complaining.

DfromPhilly's picture

Oh dude, at least 15-20. he was the crippling pip guy too. There’s always something with him. This time he’s hacked by the Chinese... MULTIPLE times... in MULTIPLE places... cmon man. What was he using Norton’s antivirus for security?

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Actual proof that no matter how much test you inject, once a pussy always a pussy. I never saw so many men suck a sources dick before then on that si.
Bro I have a problem with my order.
No you don't and dont ever post in the open even if you did.
I'm so sorry bro please don't be mad at me.
You better be sorry
Thank you sir may I have another.
Lmao. At least we know which source replaced the green stuff

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At least we know which source replaced the green stuff

Don't forget about ---- University...those fucks..

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At least we know which source replaced the green stuff

Lmao. Yea you ain’t kidding. It’s sad to watch too. Can’t feel too bad tho they do it to themselves. Like feeling bad for one of those monks that whip their back every night.

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I don't have much experience with Muay Thai..so I found a list of kicks they use..now ladies and gentlemen..solid proof DCHI2 is a phony

Tron 20 hours ago @DCHI2
Can you do any sweet side kicks?

flagDCHI2 20 hours ago @Tron
That’s karate bro. But I could probably manage one just for you.

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flagTron 5 seconds ago @DCHI2 NEW
Muay Thai Kicks –
Axe Kick – Muay Thai Te Khao.
Diagonal Kick – Muay Thai Te Chiang.
Downward Roundhouse Kick – Muay Thai Te Kot.
Front or Straight Kick – Muay Thai Te Trong.
Muay Thai Jumping Push Kick or Foot Thrust – Muay Thai Kradot Thip.
Side Kick – Muay Thai Te Tad.

You phony piece of shit...

Tron's picture

This guy is just an overall terrible human being

@Hustle28
Exactly. You never truly deployed in combat. Yet here you are keyboard cowboy.

And no I will not take some online ass chewing. You can certainly suck that D and swallow but that’s you bro. Your respect means zero. You never faced real combat and here you are ... do better. Be better. Level up.

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Lol bro he’s good I won’t sweat it I’m tired of fighting but but being back isn’t easy having to adjust to civilians again trust me I have to go to behavioral health every week cuz some people are truly ungrateful

Tron's picture

I'm just messing with the guy.. he is as if..kinda like you have a retarded little brother that's trying to start shit with you because he knows no better

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So this happens to me the other day where someone questioned my service lol also a young dude but this was at a pumpkin patch long story but he ended buying me a beer and apologizing after he saw my ID. The dude says he’s a marine so time to play let’s see if he could answer my basic questions :-)

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flagDCHI2 6 hours ago @Tron
I’ll say this. Any trained fighter loves guys like you and tatoodouche. you mock real fighters behind keyboards. step in a ring, it’s fun they say. we really love roided out lifters. ;)

He's going to beat up me and tattoofreak now...shit..

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I call bullshit, I fought in the ring "roided out Meatheads" and they don't stop. It was actually longer to drop them then the average fighter. There's a difference between bodybuilder and roided fighter. One is for looks the other is strong as shit. Who the fuck as a bodybuilder will go in the ring depleted? Fkn dumbass. Like your gonna fight someone on the street and there's rules lmfao

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There's a reason why USADA is so adamant about their testing on fighters...not only does it give you a strength and endurance edge..it also helps your ability to take punishment..I have actually trained at Brazilian top team in San Antonio..(I don't live in that state any longer so the location doesn't matter) I never fought in the cage ..well..they have one there and I sparred in it..but not competitive cage fighting outside of the school..I did it just to do something different for a while and kind of test myself.. EVERYBODY there is on steroids lol..this guy is a straight CLOWN.

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I've done amateur mma and the only testing they did was literally piss on a pregnancy test so the guy is a straight clown. I preferred the non juiced. Juiced guys were street brawlers and charged you. You had to change tactics and fast. I bet the only fight he was in was when his parents told him it's time to leave the basement.

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Bro it’s retarded he’s definitely a young one and this why I’ll never give up my guns or my carry and conceal

IrishMack's picture

Right on.

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FlagDCHI2 22 minutes ago @Tron
that’s ironic. Y’all called me tap out, kettlebell, blah blah blah. Let’s be real here. I’ve fought. For money and won. I train daily. Fight every 3 - 6 months
I don’t live on eroids. Karma / banning means nothing to me...I utilize eroids sources for a true lifestyle and a sport. One I excel at. You guys, well...you lift heavy weights. Slam protein and Get swole while excelling at the keyboard cowboy game. Be proud. chances are solid that you and tattoodouche have never actually fought. Bar fights and eroid fights don’t count. I’m sorry. stay behind your keyboards. It’s safer. but that EXP tag and 668 karma is your life. y’all snitches. And you know what they say...

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Those are the tough dudes that usually run the opposite direction the bullets are flying from lol

Tron's picture

What I'm about to post is one of the worse stories I've ever heard..not to make fun of my dude...in fact I'm going to direct him here to expound on the story a little bit..this should be a good laugh..dudes a good sport

Shplah2017 7 hours ago @Tron
No penis, lol I had passed out drunk years and years ago in my back seat and my friends drew penises all over my face and worse stuff than cocks... and i was woken up by a police officer laughing at
Me :( lol and then they sent pics with my phone to my contacts and stuff it was pretty funny lol. This was back when krazor and razor Motorola phones were very popular

I want to know what they drew that was worse than having a cock on your face..

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Slowly 39 minutes ago @Tron NEW

I like women. No homo

Re-read that...

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flaggwagon720 6 days ago @BlackSteel

I got banned because I was making fun of a mod using gloves in all his pictures he posted while flaunting he was pressing all this weight while weight a buck 50

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DCHI1 16 hours ago @Tron
Bro, you know y’all tough online. That’s why you do what you do here. I’m sorry I’m a trained fighter and you’re not. That’s on you. It’s the best cardio you’ll ever get and oh, you learn to literally kickass. So yeah it’s lame. But hey, stick to gettin huge! I can protect myself, meanwhile you do online fighting. But hey, you lift, hit the needle, so I best watch the F out for your bad self...online.

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He’s a putz...

Tron's picture

It sounded like a 16 year old trying to prove his point on how tough he is...

People that talk shit like that usually are the guys that spent a one week free trial at a Jiu-Jitsu school and hits their heavy bag at home.

"IM A TRAINED FIGHTER!"

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JamesV3000 3 days ago @Tron
Loool! I am not sure how to answer this, but I am going to say yes I enjoy sweet packages!!!

! I am not sure how to answer this

Not in the way you answered it.

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Well if this is the real Ron them why don't you send me a message I need to talk to the real Ron I believe I can tell do why don't you message me the way you normally doI need to talk to Ron if your him then send me a friend request and tell me how we usually talk

Wtf

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That gave me a headache

Tron's picture

A bunch of goofy ass posts lately.. it's an epidemic.

SimonM84's picture

This is EPIC

Tron's picture

I feel compelled to fuck with this particular member.

KMC's picture

Step #1 to fucking with said member would be to send him/her/it a friend request.

Than .......

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The problem that I seem to run into is when I fuck with these guys... For reasons unknown.. they usually don't accept my FR.. I fuck with people that absolutely deserve to be fucked with.. I have ZERO tolerance for stupid people... I love trolling trolls LOL.. because the funny part is they can dish it out... But they usually can't take it...