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Okay guys I'm making this post for anybody that ever sees a funny post or absolutely absurd comment. My nominee goin to be tough to beat it's by tomciopaluszek

Hello haters and hulk royal costumers. I am making this message to let you all know that Mr.Banner is coming harder than ever before. Yes, I am his fan boy, yes I am his royal costumer. I ordered package last week even though a lot of you were telling me to go for other sources. I did not listen to you and went with my gut. I was right. Hope you will have great evening. Will be waiting patiently and with great smile on my face.

I know this raises the bar but let's post them up so we all can have a laugh

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Look,man.. I'm a dummy as well.. I fuck with other dummies... Im completely aware that I'm dumb, though.. that's where we differentiate...not you and I.. but me and the other dummies ..being aware that you're dumb leaves room for improvement... Dumb people that's have no clue that they are dumb are a danger to the human race..

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No man your not dumb.
I was just agreeing with you.
Yes, it fun to fuck with some of them,...... just today at the supermarket, I look over and the bagboy who is wearing a tee shirt that reads "National Sarcastic Society ", I smile at the checkout girl and quietly say "watch this". I turn to the bagboy and say "hey man, nice teeshirt". He smiles at me and say "thanks" and keeps working, I turn to the checkout girl, "he didn't get it did he?" She shake her head no. Life is too much fun.

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The problem that I seem to run into is when I fuck with these guys... For reasons unknown.. they usually don't accept my FR.

Well announcing that your going to fuck with them can be counter productive to them accepting said FR.

I fuck with people that absolutely deserve to be fucked with.. 

Excellent, I commend your endeavors.

I have ZERO tolerance for stupid people...

As do I, I tend to do the counter punch technique, let them say something they really haven't thought through.

 I love trolling trolls LOL.. because the funny part is they can dish it out... But they usually can't take it...

Yes, at times on eroids, it is almost a sporting competition.

Tron's picture

If you're him then send me a friend request and tell me how we usually talk

Hahahaha

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No kidding smh

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Text framework has no scientific value and should not be taken as a starting point.
Absolutely discouraging use of doping substances is discouraged.

Steroids in debilitated patients do not seem to show any anabolic effects
From my first impact I noticed that steroids are ineffective on a debilitated body.
Debilitation means a body that has fallen below its minimum musculature limit.
Eating well and followed by a nutritionist.
Your body does not return to its weight ...

Famous is the case of Christian Bale actor.
It weighed 55 kg high 1.83meters to interpret 'THE MACHINIST' films

1 year later he weighed 83kg to play Batman begins ...

Malnutrition is not a condition from which one can simply go out by eating.
Currently it remains a mystery of how this man could have won such a serious illness so easily ...

Many people await a serious response from their health system that proves inefficient in this field.
They have not created effective methods to gain weight !!

My research in this field will never end as long as I live.
I want to find a cure and I will continue to experiment on myself ...
As a first course I would say that steroids are useful for preventing catabolism but they do not have an impact on the possible weight gain.
It is possible that by experiencing high doses for many cycles you can have a weight gain of 1 - 2kg.
But the side effects due to a disproportionate use feel very.

I am therefore concentrating my research on
Hgh and peptides.
In my opinion the only effective
A dose of 3IU per day for 4 months may be fine.
3IU per day stacked with peg - mgf peptide at 200mcg per night for 4 months.

I will also keep you updated on my experiments with igf1 lr3 for 40 days at a dose of 100mcg.
I would love to become a eroids user so that I can share my experiences with Chinese suppliers.
I currently believe I know how to procure 2mg of igf1lr3 at 10 dollars with an attached hplc certificate.

Waiting to receive your news ..
How did Christian Bale gain weight so fast?
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I can’t make out what that guys is even saying

Tron's picture

It makes me question what in the hell would make someone feel compelled to take the time to type something like this..

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flaggwagon720 41 seconds ago @BlackSteel NEW
All good bro I’m just trying out your tren . I left it on the discuss for a reason . And idk if you know, but he called me a dick face FIRST and I said it back , which is the reason for his second comment . I don’t call people names like TRON did unless you did it first , and clearly he didn’t like my response. Calm your self . I don’t care about credibility at all that’s why I never bothered to make a new one , I got banned because I was making fun of a mod using gloves in all his pictures he posted while flaunting he was pressing all this weight while weight a buck 50. It’s called trash talk and the mod took it too seriously . Regardless I’ll leave you a review on your tren . Thanks

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And this is an official fanboy comment

flagPOOPPAULIE 2 days ago NEW
These guys are by far the best!!!! I’ve gotten
my gear online for years and NO ONE has better gear or faster service ....ONE WEEK !!! From ordering to receiving it!!! And its quality gear!!! The very best and stress free
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flagPOOPPAULIE 1 day ago
Mark jones since you posted your problems .............be sure and post that Quad made it right because I’m SURE he did
And I could no longer resist the urge to lash out
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flagTron 5 seconds ago @POOPPAULIE NEW
Why don't you calm the fuck down and pull your nose out of this sources asshole, fanboy

SimonM84's picture

Popping up more and more lately!!!

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Alphamale500 3 days ago @SAM I Am
You want pics? I got em. Lol! Bro, especially when you're eatin a girl's pussy, most of them like a nice head of hair for them to grab and pull on when they're cuming! You don't think so? Maybe it's just these very young and beautiful women that I fuck, but I don't think so, I'm pretty sure it's most gals!

Maybe if we can get a woman's opinion here, we can learn more.

Alphamale500 3 days ago @Greg
Ouch! Completely unnecessary, I was only joking around. What is this a funeral? And FYI, the girl I'm seeing was actually in Playboy! Not a playmate, but still exceptionally beautiful!! Very far from a bar fly or tranny.

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Awesome. Almost poetic lol

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“No one deserves to be a woman more than those [trans women] who routinely suffer abuse and are treated like they’re less than nothing

I think WOMEN deserve to be women more.. this statement kind of pisses me off.. be what you want to be but don't say you deserve something more than someone else

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I keep coming back to read this for a laugh.. it's so stupid and funny..the Playboy comment was just icing on the cake... fucking....DUMB.

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This shit is FUNNY.lol

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This is more of an absurd post..

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flaggwagon720 3 days ago
Only came to say I didn’t get the under 7 days ta on my first order with this source lmao. Not tripping

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flagBlackSteel 2 days ago @gwagon720
so you went through the trouble of making an acct just to say that instead of contacting us to see if there was an issue...

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flaggwagon720 2 days ago @BlackSteel
Yeah I did actually. I’m not tripping because you’re always active and I hear good reviews , but I never got the 7 day t/a . Sorry bud

He literally joined eroids ONLY to come post about how he didn't get his pack in 7 days.. what is the REAL underlying motive here??..oh..I know.."fishing" for something from the source..

I'm not tripping

I beg to differ..

Steveb's picture

He's tripping

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You have a shitty avitar pic.

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Sorry, this isn’t a fan boy quote but I was just browsing the forums and came across a good laugh.

Take a guess on who this is.

Yes correct, I'm reading now it's a 16g needle, I think I can manage that through the lip 4 on the lower, 2 on the upper, largest I've done so far was that 18g that time on here lol

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this post for anybody that ever sees a funny post or absolutely absurd comment

Doesn't have to be a fanboy quote..you KNOW that.. must of missed this one.. send me a link.

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That conversation took a turn Into the "strange and creepy" area real quick... Weird dude...

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SADISTIC 2 days ago
Over 2 months on the testc at 500 mg a week and its on fire, real smooth, pip free. Good stuff bro.

I wonder how it caught on fire?

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Too much BA I’m guessing. Surprised it was pip free. Maybe the fire burned most of it off.

SimonM84's picture

Crazy promo ! I come bro ! I come !!!! Blum 3

Tron’s response...

....what..the... FUCK?

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There it is!

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Great supplier, great gear. lightning fast T/A. Seems genuine as a human being. A Bro.
I pray to KROM he stays around for a very long time to come

I'm not a smart person..but I googled KROM and it says it's a radio station in Mexico or something like that... And "genuine as a human being"?? ....WHAT?

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How do you not know Krom? He is the god from Conan The Barbarian.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RBMY3VV5AMA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GVx4LafsvSU

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Ohhhh... I see.. well that makes more sense as a God to pray to lol

Steveb's picture

You should lose karma for not knowing that

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Yeah.. I accept a neg from you. Also Google should be fined for not having that as the 1st result when you type in KROM.

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duckduckgo.com is better than google

This result came up first

Crom
fictional deity
Crom is a fictional deity in Robert E. Howard's fantasy tales of the Hyborian Age. He is recognized by the lead character Conan, and his proto-Celtic Cimmerian people.

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Well..in my defense he typed (what he put) "KROM" and it appears it's "Crom" no?...type in Krom like I did..on either browser.. you'll see what I mean.. I simply typed what he typed.. I no longer accept the neg...give it back.

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Damn.. I have the Duck duck go app..just used Google this time.

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Leave it up to SteveB for bestowing knowledge upon us.

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Dude post that French guy who posted on hilma

Tron's picture

Ohhh haha you can post it..or I'll do it later when I've got time..yep that shit was funny

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"you're"

SimonM84's picture

Link please

Steveb's picture

Just hit track on his profile

Top_Price77's picture

Lmao , Pretty sure I've gotten a few of those on my gear pics

DfromPhilly's picture

https://www.eroids.com/pics/small-test-order-with-new-domestic

That’s awesome. Steve nailed it to the fuckin letter

GrowMore's picture

He’s one of the good ones

DfromPhilly's picture

Fuckin classic

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We all know what source this came from

LeifErickson
What the hell am i reading on here? Ron has to deal with hundreds of people everyday. I’ve been ordering with him since he opened as well. And one thing you guys fail to recognize is how much PATIENCE is appreciated in this Industry. Anyone that resells knows the struggle of f****** fiends needing responses and gear RIGHT AWAY. And the same thing always happens. They get pissy, say they are going to someone else, realize they are psychos, apologize and come crawling back. So kindly shut your god damn pie hole and chill out or move on. Send an email with your order. Wait for a response back and follow the directions. Even if you have to wait 3-4 days. This isn’t f***** Amazon Prime.

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Anabolicstorm 9 hours ago NEW
Wow ordered Monday even with the holiday pack landed today . Can’t beat that TA . But here is my question I’ve been using Ron for a few years and love the anadrol . It’s always milky in color the bottles I got today are clear and the NPP is more clear than usual . Did something change?

Doesn’t deserve a drop into the fanboy thread on its own, but what proceeded afterwards does.

Evidently this completely innocent question (that was proceeded by praise of course) was enough to earn a talking to from the source...

How dare he question if something has changed, when something has obviously changed!

He is then reminded by the source that only adoration should be posted publicly and that he should have asked this benign question in private.

The source proceeds to give him a light public spanking and this guy responds with the ass kissing the source has come to expect from his “regs”...

Fuckin gross.

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Mike-Jones 3 days ago @getthemgains NEW
Chances are, your comment will soon be deleted. But do not worry, it is a matter of time that they get what they deserve. The problem with them is arrogance... the ego...greed... they think they're untouchable because they feel safe in this cyber-environment. But truth is, they're not. They have left so many victims that they're not safe anymore. Their business will soon come to an end and some of the staff in eroids (the same guys that run this source-scam) , will reach their end as well.

Shilling a bit