posted Thu, 07/06/2017 - 10:41
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i am old.
ad
and confused.
am i correct that
according to the forum posting rules
mention of a specific and trusted "gear" source
is grounds for banishment?
if so, i can live with that.
no problem.i
it just isn'y really clear to me.
i tend to avoid confrontation and
don't go where i am not welcome.
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Red.1979Grandfather, think about health, always smile
Are you using phone?
Or are you creating haiku?
your haiku is very bad.
Greg, I hate to be critical, but you kind of broke proper haiku form as you exceeded the standard 17 syllable, 5-7-5 format.
However, the sheer genius of your timing brought such beauty to the poem that I found myself experiencing the emotion that I have only been able to find whilst killing hookers.
Well done.
It's actually 5-7-5 "sound units" which we have taken the liberty to use syllables. I admit, I cheated a little.
Dark night and warm van
I will kill you now hooker
Gun raised to head. Bang.
RustyhookerDamn bro! Hostile today?
Hookerlivesmatter
Sound units holy shit
There is no difference bro
You spin like van wheels
Not so... boat is one syllable. With 2 sound units [ bo-at ] i.e. bimoraic.
Ok. If we are getting technical and counting 'on' wouldn't the word "boat" hold a three "on" count for traditional haiku? Bo-o-at ?
only if you're canadian.
Easy Greg. It's my wife's house and I only stay there against my will.
Brother Greg, you're as shap as a tack my friend!
LMAO!
A haiku by Ed:
Learn the no homo.
If not you will be branded.
A homo indeed.
.
Lol! Well I guess we can poet to your endless list of gifts brother Ed! :))
I wouldn't put it high on that list.
K M C is old
Like An Old Crotchity Fart
From a dry grey ass.
Sorry Ed, but that second attempt didn't move you up the list any.
One cannot move up
When he's sitting up on top
Word to your mother
Lol...
Granted brother KMC, comedic genius and hooker killer are higher on the list but brother Ed did provide some value to the aforementioned verse! :))
Theo my true friend
Never doubting my greatness
My friend forever
No homo
Lmao! You nailed it brother Ed! Looking very much forward to your poetic genius in the future!
You may want to throw in young and handsome! Lol
I see how it is.
Lol brother KMC! Oh darn it! My bad! I forgot the no homo! Lol
RustyhookerDude, this is your second very depressing post pops. Theres guys on this site in their 60's that are fully huge, jacked, cut, and wolverine.
I'd read the rules and check your bloods asap.
Welcome to eroids
Also, you have to say "No homo" after pretty must most statements.
E.G.
I am old and confused, no homo.
It's just isn't that clear to me, no homo.
I tend to avoid confrontation, no homo.
Stuff like that. It's just to help everyone know that you are straight. No homo.
If you are not straight, you don't need to use the word no homo. You can say shit like all homo, and full homo.
I have to warn you though. Toying with full homo will draw in the homo predators like Ace and Steve B. So be careful.
Hope that helps.
All my love, no homo
Ed
i think that
you are asking me for a date.
actually
i don't swing that way.
but
if you want to buy me steak and whiskey
it's ok.
didn't your username used to be "cornholio" ?
it's only queer if you want to cuddle afterwards.
I don't think this is pops first rodeo. + 1 for not playing hard to get. No homo applies hopefully...
Lol. I kind of like him already as well. No homo.
I think I'll +2 the old bastard.
Ed a mans never to old to learn no homo etiquette...
True dat.
Dear Granpa,
Let me assure you that I was not asking you for a date.
For your information, I am the acting president of No homo International. I am the original author of the No Homo Guidebook and currently sit on the board of directors for the No Homo Institute for Heterosexual Relations.
I am regarded as the worlds foremost authority on all things no homo and have consulted big names in the manliness game like Clint Eastwood, Chuck Liddell, and Rosie O'Donnell.
So, to further answer to your question; no my username was never "Cornholio", No I will not buy you a Steak or Whiskey, and No, I don't want to cuddle.
I AM No Homo.
That being said, I am not offended by your ignorance and confusion. I can tell by the small subtleties such as your in-ability to spell "Grandpa" and your major confusion here in the forums that you are one of our special needs members and I could never be offended by anyone in the geriatric ward.
Hope this helps.
All my love, no homo
Ed
RustyhookerHahaha!! Granpa got snaps
This guy knows his stuff. No homo.
Super simple. When you're in the open forum, no source mentioning or discussion. This prevents "reps", "shills", promoting of any kind, etc.
However, each source has a review page (for reviews after you've used their products long enough to give a fair evaluation), and a source discussion page. If you want to talk about a source, have questions for a source, ask others about a source, or talk/ask about a specific product a source sells, that's where you can get that done.
If you're having a hard time finding a source discussion page, hit the magnifying glass at the top and type in their name, you'll see it in the results. It's also linked off of their review page by clicking the "ask and discuss" orange button.
Respect, old-timer. Welcome to eroids.
Yes sir you are correct. No talking about sources or mentioning chain pharmacy's products names. If you need to discuss a source go to that sources Is discussion board and talk away. Most rules are self explanatory or common sence. Learn them and do your own research first and for most and you'll be just fine here.