HOW LONG, EH?! HOW LONG... How long do I have to be on roids until I grow out of this little bitch face and turn into a man and not just a man but rather a man with a golden jaw of steel???

A little background about myself I am severely underdeveloped and blah blah blah diet and training diet and training stfu both you and I know that diet and training ain't shit when it comes to hormone levels give a break.

So how much testosterone and or other steroids and which ones would you recommend are required and for how long to achieve this transformation? I am in my mid twenties and if it didn't happen by now it didn't happen. I look like a damn 10 year old!!! I have dieted and trained until my balls fell off and don't tell me I haven't because chances are I have dieted and trained more than you!!! "Oh you sound like blah..." No, I sound like I'm fucking serious when I tell you that when it has came to diet and training you cannot comprehend the amount of sacrifice that I have put in only to go wasted by my shitty natural hormonal levels. So, my question lies ... how long on gear and how much and what types until I not only stop looking like a little bitch and not only start looking age appropriate but also on top of that above and beyond??? I want a jaw like a brick!

Thanks

PS: I only type like this because I know all the little know it all retard internet Dr. Doctors are gonna jump on my case about something completely off topic. Why did I even bother? Because now I'm just gonna get flamed and get called a fucktard this that and the other nvm I'm not even gonna read the comments it was more of a vent. Cheerio!