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Okay guys I'm making this post for anybody that ever sees a funny post or absolutely absurd comment. My nominee goin to be tough to beat it's by tomciopaluszek

Hello haters and hulk royal costumers. I am making this message to let you all know that Mr.Banner is coming harder than ever before. Yes, I am his fan boy, yes I am his royal costumer. I ordered package last week even though a lot of you were telling me to go for other sources. I did not listen to you and went with my gut. I was right. Hope you will have great evening. Will be waiting patiently and with great smile on my face.

I know this raises the bar but let's post them up so we all can have a laugh

Clemenza's picture

Some people have no shame. We learn what to do from some and what not to do from others.

Sam I Am's picture

There's some crazy shit on that si

Tron's picture

Oh, shit haha it just doesn't stop lately...wants to know why he can't post in the ladies lounge...

https://www.eroids.com/forum/general/off-topic/help.-what-can-cant-i-pos...

Pale's picture

I am curious who it is he pissed off so bad. I have deleted that dude a few times now.

Steveb's picture

Lovers quarrel

Tron's picture

He pissed off eveybody because he wore those fucking purple star glasses

Tron's picture

Thats the most retarded shit ive seen in my life..I can't stop laughing..He looks like a tap dancing Slender man in the 3rd pic ..God, man you got me laughing so hard

Pmob's picture

Ha ha ha this dudes a freak. I love it! Kinda creepy though.

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mkhaze 21 hours ago @SAM I Am
Might wait till tomorrow mid day just to be safe, same goes for everyone else. Ya, he may not have to greatest shipping setup in the world, but who can complain with the quality/price ratio with him? If people want perfect shipping they should go with a more expensive source.

Pmob's picture

Who says this....... I'm glad more expensive sources have perfect shipping. Lol !!

twistedsister's picture

No doubt ... Yeah and you know the funny thing is during a good 30-50 percent off sale I can get top ugl gmp gear for the same price shipped within stated t/a Biggrin

There's just to many quotes to choose from with this guy.

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bigmurph 5 hours ago
Gbi is having some issues
He has always gotten all pacs out even when he had to be put on hiatus.
I understand that of course everyone wants there gear so do I.
You have every right to blow up the si im just passing on some info that might atleast let you know that it will come.
Thanks brothers

What a relief GB' s re... I mean buddy was on there to clear that up.

Pale's picture

I am pretty sure I forbid him from that site

guitarplayer1's picture

Not this Peter Puffer again.

Muffins's picture

It makes me sick reading his shit in that SI. Swinging on GBI's nuts.

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mkhaze 8 hours ago @SAM I Am
I don't think anyone on here has an answer as solid as his own. Keep messaging him. Life throws curveballs sometimes, but he has good a good reputation for making late orders right.

This one to... correct me if I'm wrong but that's probably the last thing you want to hear when your packs late, you can't contact the source, he's unsubscribed, and moved the site somewhere in the dark web.... LoL "good good reputation" he says.

This guy btw joined 7 days ago has 11 comments total all on GBI' s page trying to reassure people they will get packs, the gear is good, extras, and he's been in contact with GB and there is some personal issues.

0 friends (including the source) on Eroids hmmm

mkhaze's picture

Just discovered the groups section of the site. You know that feeling when you think about stupid shit you said as a teen? Ya...

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ply
flag LocoLobo 1 day ago
ASHOHP ;ALICE ; ARIEL; GUNNAR FRANK YOU DON'T LEAVE ME ANOTHER CHOICE BUT TO COME ON HERE AGAIN AND CRY LIKE A LITTLE BITCH!!
Dont you think its kind of urgent to discuss the Package you send on tuesday with my Avatar name as address? After all this years and orders- why and how did you change it from my original name to the Avatar name? That is just one of the craziest things i have ever experienced.
I even asked to make sure it dont happen again! Ariel promised me, its done- 2 months ago!
(I have the email to proof it) Of course after getting my ass kicked by Ariel on here by saying: SIR -We send you (THE FIRST) Package with tracking number sir! You should know we ar a serious and reliable source" !
I was very hesitate to believe it and by closer inspection could see that my credentials was all wrong!
Same second I send them 2 message, telling I will not relieve the package this way!! Nothing ever heard of (Thank you for understanding-Alice) again!
This is Thursday now and I'm forced again to write them up on here...Time again is running out and in to the next week! Holy shit!!! How much more can we take?? this is going on for months now. Strokes strokes strokes,,,,
ITS JUST A TACTIC ALL ALONG! TO GET MORE ORDERS FROM CUSTOMERs and that means CASH! NOTHING ELSE!!
Ariel could have send me the 2nd package already with my correct name and address abut then they would have to really send merchandise.
All of ASHOPS business should be shut down til every person got there money back! (Or gear if the customers are choosing)
Not another insane "20% Idiots send more winter money- sale" going on while hundreds are waiting for there merchandise!!
Also now the ALIN- forum has been disabled so no complaints can be shown to people that want to order.. Now that's a a big scam going on! I hate to say it but it has all the ingredients you are looking for.
Every single one! End of playing bilind idiots!
I know I'm going to get static for this message but it needs to be said. Others warned.
Not doing it on the Review side yet but will- if i don't get my money back!
We have played the game of Alice Ariel Curt but now its over. No more excuses and me being a gullible idiot!
I need my hard earned money back that's tied up in here by BShop! All of it
Sorry for the ramble but im so being fugged with its not funny anymore

"Dont you think its kind of urgent to discuss the Package you send on tuesday with my Avatar name as address? "

Haha he sent a a pack to a man named locolobo

Im not really sure what he's saying in most of the post..but I'm pretty sure it's funny.

twistedsister's picture

YOU LEAVE ME ANOTHER CHOICE BUT TO COME ON HERE AGAIN AND CRY LIKE A LITTLE BITCH!!

Lmao wtf

Tron's picture

Like....who the fuck says that lol????!!!

Loco Lobo...THAT'S WHO..

Pmob's picture

Lol

Tron's picture

He said the pack was sent under his eroids name...wonder what the fuck the person that delivers his pack is going to think

Loco Lobo
123 retard street
Fucktard Town, Usa

twistedsister's picture

Hahaha that mofo is ate up I can't imagine what they say when they nab a pack full of steroids addressed to loco lobo...

Tron's picture

Oh, Shit...I missed this in that post lol

Of course after getting my ass kicked by Ariel

Damn, he got beat up by Ariel too apparently lmao

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Pale's picture

You guys will get a laugh out of this.

RBZ323
Jan 24th, 2017
You know what Darth Dicklhead....go ahead and ban me. I'm a grown ass man, not a man-body loving homo like you and your brethren. I mean, You're all gay on here right? The power of being a mod has gone to your head and your shrivled up balls. I have my sources now go get your fucking shine box you fucking cunt

RBZ323
Jan 24th, 2017
You guys are so on the take its funny. This site is for scumbag whores who don't have lives and to be a MOD? Jesus you must really not have a life.

Tron's picture

I'm a grown ass man, not a man-body loving homo

may or may not be the greatest statement ever by anyone...ever. lmao

Pmob's picture

Please don't ban him. This will be good entertainment for a few. No homo lmao!!

Pale's picture

I haven't yet,lol

Steveb's picture

He's seen your balls?

Pale's picture

Apparently!

Tron's picture

darth dicklhead

hahaha wtf?

Pale's picture

LOL

Steveb's picture

I still remember "Pole Rider".

Tron's picture

"Darth pole rider dicklhead sauron"

Do it, Sauron...change your name to that..just for a day to fuck with people.

vhman's picture

That's a classic.
What does "go get your fucking shine box" mean? Is he inferring that you're a gay shoe shiner? I'm lost.

Pale's picture

I think he is trying to quote Goodfella's, but the dude that said that also got murdered shortly after... lol

rolltide3's picture

I actually just laughed out loud lol. Gay shoe shiner Lmfao.

rolltide3's picture

He really dropped the ball here bc when he said "you're all gay on here right?". He missed spoke and forgot the no homo lol. That's day one stuff

twistedsister's picture

That mother fker doesn't he know it's only gay if our balls touch... no homo

rolltide3's picture

Where's ed? He's got the handbook your not gay unless. Ill need ed to confirm but rule one is your not gay if you don't make eye contact. Is that right ed?

Titsonmyman69's picture

If you don't make eye contact you're not gay...also, if the balls don't touch it saves your ass from being gay...pun intended :))

twistedsister's picture

Oh yeah haha that's right so I'm assuming we are good ... what a relief I was worried for a minute.

twistedsister's picture

Haha ED better get the handbook out we need to get to the bottom of this because if we are all gay I'm going to have to figure out a way to break it to my wife.

rolltide3's picture

Ya guess if we all end up being gay then my wife and your wife and all the wife's of eriods can come here and maybe a mod can make a group for them. To talk and to support each other. Women power vagina wearing customers would be a good group name I think but I'm not very political correct lol

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Rick Grimes 3 weeks ago @Drago
Its like the kids in the back seat. Are we there yet? Are we there yet?

I could just keep goin and goin once again he makes fun of someone not getting there packs. R

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Rick Grimes 3 weeks ago @ashop
I understand brother. I clearly remember u posting it on here and letting your valued customers know what was up.it was around 2 months ago when postal shit happened and u told everyone u couldnt ship vials only orals and stealth. Im greatful for the gear from promo. U not only sent double the oils but triple the orals. Sp tren, then u gave me 20ml of stealth for the delay with issues that were out of ur control which i understood and never had an issue with. Id have no problem sending u my money because i know id get my shit. Much respect.

Awe such love hugs

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Rick Grimes 3 weeks ago
No wonder ashop is off the top 10 list!!! We have a bunch of newbies who arent familiar with ordering from 3rd world countries during the holidays!! This aint like amazon prime fellas!! Like hello?? It might not be in EXACT t/a . i could be wrong but i havent seen anyone not get a pack from ashop. Again i could be wrong but from my personal experience they shipped me double the oils and tripple the orals and i didnt even ask,email, or bitch about a late pack granted it was free gear but still. So if they did that for me without 1 email or complaint i find it hard to believe how id be treated with a paid order or open ticket.

I'll just keep posting

IrishMack's picture

Read the bottom, this was that freebie promo they did. Of course he has cum on his lips he got freebies.