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Okay guys I'm making this post for anybody that ever sees a funny post or absolutely absurd comment. My nominee goin to be tough to beat it's by tomciopaluszek

Hello haters and hulk royal costumers. I am making this message to let you all know that Mr.Banner is coming harder than ever before. Yes, I am his fan boy, yes I am his royal costumer. I ordered package last week even though a lot of you were telling me to go for other sources. I did not listen to you and went with my gut. I was right. Hope you will have great evening. Will be waiting patiently and with great smile on my face.

I know this raises the bar but let's post them up so we all can have a laugh

Gymjunkie01's picture

Wow lol

Ace Ventura's picture

Yikes!

vhman's picture

Dude! That's his best Bro! And he's got his back! Word!

IrishMack's picture

This qualifies for both; only posts are for free gear, here is his 1st one.

sigep1625 1 week ago

I see EUROKING is online and I'm patiently waiting for him to accept my 'friend request' so I can PM him to get in on this awesome promo before he gets to 200 PM's!!! Please accept my FR

Then he sends this one just earlier

sigep1625 10 hours ago

All I hear is GREAT things about this SRC. I'm excited that they are running this DOPE promo. I know I'll be using this SRC a lot.

Tron's picture

Dope Promo

should be the title of any top sources next promo..."The dope promo"

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Richard.Simmons 10 minutes ago

@SDABPT
dealt with this guy for at least two years and I thought we were pretty tight.

rolltide3's picture

Again? What for this time?

Tron's picture

Banned for like the 5th time! he needs to stay gone at this point...he has so much potential and ONLY KEEPS FUCKING UP!! Anybody know what he did this time? ??!

Pmob's picture

Rumor has it he was being a "Dick" smh.... dudes always messing with someone.

Steveb's picture

Yeah that guy was weird

Gymjunkie01's picture

He tried to rape me once I was to ashamed to report it

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Gymjunkie01's picture

You tapped my foot under the bathroom stall prob I knew what you wanted

Tron's picture

I remember that..and one of the traumatic side effects was you adding an "S" to every word in your posts for a few days...fucking, P'mob...Trying to rape people and causing them to add S's to the end of all their words for no reason...

Gymjunkie01's picture

Thank god for the drugs that got me through it

Tron's picture

Well, Drugs have got me through some tough times in my life..but when a man like P'mob tries to rape you..there aren't enough S's to add to any word to ae up for the horror of a P'mob ass raping...

Tron's picture

as well as homosexual.

CBBurrr's picture

he pissed off some polish guy

SDABPT's picture

Since you think your Jesus Christ why don't you go hang yourself back on your cross and stay out of my business.... you're a stalker bro.

Richard.Simmons's picture

Don't be mad "bro" I've been here before.

SDABPT's picture

Who's mad.... you're parhetic.... you can't handle me on your own so you moved it in here with all your sheep.... lol. Pretty weak, I expected better from someone who compared themselves to Jesus Christ. Lol

Richard.Simmons's picture

There's a lot of sheep in here..... handle you? You keep on telling me the samething. I wished you the best of luck but you continue on like a little kid. Once again I wish you the best of luck have fun stay safe and learn all you can.

SDABPT's picture

We were both beating a dead horse.... I was mad at the source not you.... it got out of hand. If this is squashed then it's squashed. I'm walking away and I'll take tour advice and wish you the best of luck as well...

Richard.Simmons's picture

Thank you. Hope your pack lands.

SDABPT's picture

Thank you

IrishMack's picture

Its only tight if they call you Bro. I thought we were friends man!!!!!!

Steveb's picture

Breaking-bad 10 hours ago @remi73
Listen you little bitch, I've never scammed no one. Check your fucking pm. You say another cross word you'll get a full refund and that's it.

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Pratt0827 5 hours ago @Breaking-bad
Spoken like a true professional because that's how he runs his business. Allow some time fellas..

Gymjunkie01's picture

That dude went balls deep on him

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flag jagerbombs 2 days ago NEW
Idk what to say about BB but absolute stud! I've never gotten an email from a source just to say, hey how're things going with this and with that. Just blown away. Not gonna lie the email was from the summer and I just read it (I haven't been on the site for a bit) but wow. Thanks BB

Steveb's picture

Translation: I made money off of you before. I haven't made money off of you in a while. I'm pretending to care about you so you might buy gear from me again. And I can get money from you again.

Muffins's picture

And while I'm at it, I may just post your personal information.

vhman's picture

A worthy resurrection of the fanboy thread!

Pale's picture

I thought so too.

Gymjunkie01's picture

Lmao ha think he had a little dripping off his chin

Ace Ventura's picture

Rustyhooker 4 hours ago NEW
No worry. He will get it done bigger and better

...super homo erotic, but not at all surprising coming from this user.

Tron's picture

damn what did you put? lol

Ace Ventura's picture

Lol shit. I bet Rusty flagged it. He likes to try and control his image around here. It's too difficult to defend himself with words, so he just destroys the evidence.

vhman's picture

I flagged it. We've been asked to keep things here just about fanboy comments or they'll close this thread. I'd like to keep it open.

IrishMack's picture

I wont fanboy Rusty, but with all the crazy shit he has said or any mistakes he has made he still helps folks and is in the trenches. When others throw in the towel he tries to pull it through.

Pale's picture

I don't know if he can but I think it was probably for the best.

Tron's picture

j_bigg909 1 hour ago @Breaking-bad NEW
Sorry bb. Real shit man. Sent you a dm pouring my heart out to you.

He poured his heart out to him..

Richard.Simmons's picture

His profile name says it all

dick69 4 days ago NEW
Hey brother how goes it here on eroids. I'm here to check it out .it must be good if you are here !!

ugfreak 4 days ago @dick69 NEW
Hey brother, glad to see you hear! Smile
Yes that's for sure bro! It's a great website and we finally joined. Glad to see you join along!

Tron's picture

That sounded gay as fuck.

zeb0312's picture

With a user name like dick69 and talk about holding hands.....that's just nasty....and who knows what else......

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bigmurph 5 hours ago
Whats good brother hows everything at gbi.
I thought I would stop in and say hello its been awhile since I've been over here.
Gbi God bless you brother this is a hard buisiness and I know you have to be stressed out. Me personally there is a good chance I would have sold out shipped the last pac and turned off the lights. You have stuck in there through alot of shit.
I wish you the best brother Keep your head up.

All members gbi really is a good guy all these problems, and he does try his hardest to make everything right. I've ordered 3 times and twice was fast and once was like waiting for naps but I was ok with it because like lifthardfeelgood said his oils are the best. You can do the pepsi challenge against any other src and if he doesn't blow them away he will stand side by side with there gear compared to his at half the price.
I hope that from what I hear things are going to be like they were at the very beginning everything coming fast. Lets all hope that this happens because there are some good ass oils coming from here and I don't want them to not be around.
Thanks brothers you also gbi
Good gains to all

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Darkhorse777's picture

Hes been doing this since hes been on here...now it seems hes gotten worse if that possible ...smfh

rolltide3's picture

Boom perfect post bro and I hope he whipped his chin off after that

Gymjunkie01's picture

no gag reflex lol