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+ 3 HAVE TOU EVER CRIED WHILE ON CYCLE???

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OK... Look, this is the internet: If you admit you have gotten so emotional while on cycle that you cried, I PROMISE none of us here are going to flame you........ very much.
We aren't going to laugh at you; we aren't going to call you names, and we will NOT assume you are gay---unless you cried during the movie Titanic.... then you're gay as fuck. I'm sorry, but you shouldn't have even been in the theater for that movie unless your girlfriend threatened to go public with your twisted-ass sexual preferences if you refused.
Anyway.... I'm talking about crying over stupid shit like I did when I got to the gym and realized my shirt didn't match my sweat pants. Or when I was at the restaurant and saw "Smothered Chicken" on the menu and completely lost it because all I could think of was those fucking bastards back in the kitchen holding little pillows over the heads of those poor birds.... stupid Tren.
So all of you fess up and confess so I don't feel like so much of a bitch.

Deviss's picture

Lmfao

zeusmarada's picture

Getting used to the emotions brought on by AAS is a real deal. "Roid Rage" is a whole lot less of a reality than Road Rage, cuz shitty drivers make me want to commit violent homicide on their asses. Regardless of whether it's sadness, anger, frustration, or horniness, the warning is the same. BE SMART, lads!

Now if you'll excuse me, my tea is just right and my cat, Fluffy Buns, is curled up on my lap as I'm cuddled into my pink afghan on my designer couch. I've got to get back to watching The Notebook. (Which, I admit, I cried like a tired toddler at that movie. Tears fell like a rainstorm. Wept like a spring downpour. Balled like a bitch. Good flick.)

irongame427's picture

So many shitty drivers where I live, its like nobody knows how to drive a car. Few days ago this girl was waiting to make a left turn over a 4 lane highway, someone in the right lane stops to let her out, my lane is still open and cruising and she just floors it, finally sees me trys to speed up to avoid me hitting her i slam on my breaks but it was unavoidable, she destroyed my front quarter panel and that entire area, didnt even bother seeing what she did to my front end. But she got cited and her insurance company is paying for all of it. Still a fucking huge hassle. Who blindly makes a left across traffic on a 4 lane highway smh

zeusmarada's picture

Dude, I'm lucky. I got bumped into in a gas station by a teenage girl who was wearing her damn pajamas. Poor gal is already easily 50lbs over weight, and she had zero self presentation whatsoever (disheveled hair, no make up, bad breath, the whole bit). Her car bumper collapsed and it scraped the shit out of her paint, but my truck bumper didn't even have a scratch.

+1 for not flipping the fuck out on her. (And congrats on 1,000 karma! You've helped me a ton on my own education here. Thank you, brother.)

JustAMate's picture

I cry when the Mrs. says, "I've had an idea for the house".

I cry for my bank account, because I know her ideas are going to cost me.

I cry for my future aching bones, because I know I'm going to be the dumbar$e doing the work.

I cry, well, because when she thinks, and comes up with her dumb ideas, my body naturally starts to cry.

What can I say, Mate?!? ;)

zeb0312's picture

Hell we all do that.......lol.........

vhman's picture

Holy hell, where is my AI!?! I just rewatched "Notting Hill" (no homo). And when Julia said "I'm just a girl, standing in front of a boy, asking him to love her".... a small tear rolled down my right cheek!!!
I immediately ran to the medicine cabinet and snorted a handful of aromasin. SHAME! SHAME!

Engineereddisaster's picture

Holy shit bro. Not even a no homo....anywhere.
No homo

vhman's picture

I'm not sure how you missed the mandatory "no homo" after Notting Hill.
I intentionally left out subsequent "no homo"'s to emphasize the level of homo shame that was experienced. I feel that's well within no homo protocol.

Engineereddisaster's picture

Bro, you know better than this. You didn't even throw out a USA or anything.
No pass for you. Take the homo for a day card and walk away. I'm sorry bro. You know I hate giving homo day passes to no homo hierarchy but sometime shit has to happen.

vhman's picture

I took the entire weekend to undergo a complete repentance and no homo rehabilitation. I constantly shouted USA, USA, USA!!! And watched all the Rocky movies, Rambo and most of the Arnold films from the 80's and early 90's. I feel I am ready and able to return to full no homo active duty.

JL's picture

(Rocky theme song playing in the background).

Now go put on that champion sweater from Walmart with the sleeves cut off and the neck cut open, get that American flag bandanna tightly rapped around your head to accentuate the big vain bulging from your for fore head, pull up your favorite parachute pants held up with the fluorescent fanny pack and go show the world what vhman is all about! Rock on brother.

zeusmarada's picture

Ed & Vhman, you two are animals. I'm laughing my ass off. ANIMALS! Thank you lads for a good laugh this morning!

kibby's picture

Choosing Notting Hill alone should of been a good indication bro lol

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vhman's picture

Hence the "SHAME" statement. Admitting you have a problem is the first step.

zeusmarada's picture

Fuck the haters! That movie is great. I laughed, I cried, and I've rematched it at least two or three times over the years. (I don't typically rewatch movies, except for the old Star Wars saga, along with The Usual Suspects & Boondocks Saints every few years. That's it.)

Now if you'll excuse me, I have to arrange the throw pillows and duvet cover on my bed before my boyfriend comes over while my bride is at work.

tonytulo's picture

Jesus

zeusmarada's picture

Hockey humor. Sorry brother. Some habits die hard, regardless of how many decades pass since our locker room days, eh?

Pale's picture

You forgot to end that with an (All Homo) lol

zeusmarada's picture

Dropped me! I've joked with friends, "I'd be gay in heart beat to avoid drama with my woman, but I just can't get into the idea of taking pipe for the rest of time." (My apologies to anyone with a sensitive stomach, regarding their sexuality. I just simply am ok being straight and not giving a damn if anyone is gay or not.)

- K A P S I Z E -'s picture

yes.. the edginess of tren combined with the anxiety from high EQ doses has made me have emotional episodes from time to time. nothing major, mostly brought on by relationship problems that otherwise i most likely wouldnt have flipped out so hard over. but nothing as far as breaking down and crying when those pet adoption commercials come on lol

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Bulkdaddy's picture

I cry when I can't get it up!

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zeb0312's picture

OMG here we go again.....wtf....... What is happening and what you talking about........

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zeb0312's picture

lol...got it thanks Greg..

You know Tron is waaaaaay out there somewhere bro.......

zeb0312's picture

Nowhere is still concerned somewhere bro......

zeb0312's picture

If you looked everywhere for me why didn't you look where I was and you wouldn't wasted all that time.

Oh shit here we go again.....

zeb0312's picture

I'm all confused, it doesn't take much.... I'm not on the same level as some of you guy's, I'm a ole fart.....

zeb0312's picture

Lmao....Na bro.

Greg's picture

...And here's Tom with the weather.

bhpokernola's picture

I started to wimper on my second cycle when i rewatched the Band of Brothers series from HBO. I knew my estro was getting too high at that point.

GrowMore's picture

That's an emotional series even with oestrogen I perfect range mate.. Need to get my box set out.

My ex gave me a kindle for my birthday, I was overwhelmed this one time..

zeb0312's picture

I have had tears in my eyes several times listen to Adele sing and my stress level high and I just let it out.....

I was by myself to so I would deny it.....lol.....

On cycle or no if I ever meet Adele I would pass the fuck out........

7gothic's picture

"When We Were Young" is just a great .....
Excuse me, I have something in my eye.....

zeb0312's picture

lol... I have cried like a baby several times in my life and I wish it was under different circumstances that they where.....

I hate getting older bro and seeing things that no other person should ever see or go through....

I look back now and know how much I had it made when I was real young and didn't have a worry in the world, but then you know we all want to be grown up when where young.

7gothic's picture

I decided to stop watching the news... 80% of my stress disappeared. LOL

zeb0312's picture

Shit I know that's the truth. I'm same way I use to watch just for weather but now I just pull it up on my phone.

shawn0712's picture

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=GmG4X9PGOXs

Reminded me of this one...

" my favorite song mutha fucka. I don't like to admit it, is that Celine Dione song from the movie titanic.
Every time I hear that shit a fucking tear comes to my eye. Why the fuck did Leonardo Dicaprio have to die?"

7gothic's picture

They should ban you for that. Fuck this site. I'm going to bar !

Good luck finding Celine on the juke box.

zeb0312's picture

WTF just happen......

7gothic's picture

A few shots of Jack and he'll be fine.