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Okay guys I'm making this post for anybody that ever sees a funny post or absolutely absurd comment. My nominee goin to be tough to beat it's by tomciopaluszek

Hello haters and hulk royal costumers. I am making this message to let you all know that Mr.Banner is coming harder than ever before. Yes, I am his fan boy, yes I am his royal costumer. I ordered package last week even though a lot of you were telling me to go for other sources. I did not listen to you and went with my gut. I was right. Hope you will have great evening. Will be waiting patiently and with great smile on my face.

I know this raises the bar but let's post them up so we all can have a laugh

Clemenza's picture

Not sure who Jon Jones is but I'd hate to be him. This seems to be the opposite of fanboy. That shit's funny!

Tron's picture

Dont watch Ufc much, huh?

Clemenza's picture

Been a long time since I've watched or followed any fights. Was into boxing big time in the 80's and 90's. Saw some great fights at the Felt Forum Madison Square Garden and Atlantic City as well. Steveb got me to read to read a LITTLE about this Jon Jones but, that's as much as I'll get into it at this point...there's always tomorrow

Tron's picture

Steveb got me to read to read a LITTLE about this Jon Jones but, that's as much as I'll get into it at this point...there's always tomorrow

No, need for tomorrow. He's pretty much irrelevant at this point..and he would end up just letting you down anyways.

Steveb's picture

He keeps ruining UFC events by testing positive for something or hitting pregnant women with his car. He just now ruined UFC 200.

Pale's picture

And he did...

Steveb's picture

I think at this point he lost more money for the UFC than he made. He probably is the best light heavyweight ever, what a waste.

vhman's picture

flacidego 3 minutes ago @AlphaBDOG973 NEW
Ashop is legit af homie. All the Balkan and SP products do the damn thing. Word is bond.

A new user asked if the sources products were legit and the fan boys really took offense that anyone could ever ask that in a SI.

flacidego's picture

Me saying that the products are legit is fanboying? I took offense? You reading minds, jumping to conclusions, speculating? Because your accusation is unfounded. Do tell. Maybe my urban English has you confused.

vhman's picture

That's how I read your response: pledging your word and bond. That's fan boy to me. If that wasn't your intent, then I rescind. Regardless, "urban" language did not do you any favors here.

Note: this thread is just for fun and laughs. Not going after you here.

flacidego's picture

Not my intention at all and you won't find me using such verbage on that SI or any others. I believe the urban dialect colored my comment as fanboyish to you and I can see why when I remember all the douches on the green guy's SI kind of speaking in the same way. I'm a 40 year old man and I just have to remember that I used to be cool!

vhman's picture

I used to be cool.

Ain't that the truth!
Thanks for clarifying. It really wasn't your comment specifically. I had read a litany of fan boyish comments to the new user and I you're just was the last one I read. Nothing personal.

Peace!

CBBurrr's picture

Great comeback from a source on a shitty review

I decided I REALLY needed the extra 59 bucks for the 4th of July so I picked 40 caps out of the 22,345 and made them fake " just for you " , it was ALL planned out ......... again I apologize but I needed two cases of Miller light and a carrot cake for the party I was having.

flacidego's picture

Laughed my ass off when I read that!

zeb0312's picture

lmfao.

rolltide3's picture

A classic lol

Tron's picture

Now, see...that's how a source should handle something like that...that shits perfect...almost as funny as the guy who said he's an alcoholic with itchy tits.

Ace Ventura's picture

That's funny

Steveb's picture

It's like watching a ghost here now that you can comment on BB's page. You used to be cool.

Tron's picture

You should just relay messages FOR him.

Ace Ventura's picture

That would be dope

Tron's picture

I asked BB the other day on his SI if he could get a pack to a fictional country in which he did not recognize it as a fictional country..he sent me a pm asking if I was being serious..and then he asked me "or did Ace put you up to this?" ....true story...I told him of course you did.

Ace Ventura's picture

Lmao that's fuckin hilarious. I saw the stuff on the thread, but the pm is even better.

Tron's picture

Yeah, I think he misses having you on the SI..just have a feeling he thinks pretty highly of you.

zeb0312's picture

And highly of you to.

Tron's picture

Not as much as Ace, though..because when I say things on the SI..he asks me if Ace put me up to it lol

zeb0312's picture

Well you do live in bum fucked Egypt some where

lmfao

Tron's picture

Also, kyrgyzstan, Zamunda, Iceland..and a couple other places I forgot lol.

zeb0312's picture

Keep em guessing.

Steveb's picture

Na he's dead already

Ace Ventura's picture

Following rules IS cool. Why don't you grow up.

rolltide3's picture

^^^^ lol. Always and I say always color inside the lines

Pale's picture

LMAO!

Tron's picture

Original Steroid I paid for the Astra Zeneca 75 bucks... itchy tits after 5 6 hrs I think is fake..

Geo Peptides 1/2 gram every 2-3 days , LEGIT but suspended in grain alcohol and I am Alcoholic.... WTF

Ace Ventura's picture

Lol what a dork

Ace Ventura's picture

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flag Humatrope Dude 3 hours ago @Breaking-bad NEW
Damn BB killing it! Im still awaiting my t-400 pack so it looks like it will be christmas for me next week with that and my order from this opening! Good shit bro killing it with the new TA. Looking forward to seeing the new labels as well!

...I was waiting for him to follow up with "Dude! How many times do you want me to suck your dick?"

Steveb's picture

You should go there and post something

Ace Ventura's picture

You're a bad influence

vhman's picture

NedStark 11 minutes ago NEW
T400's landed today, he also threw in a little something extra. As always good looking out bb. This is why you don't get on here freaking out and talking shit like a whiney bitch. That accomplishes nothing except pissing the guy off who is obviously pretty busy. I've been ordering exclusively from here almost a year now and will continue to do so.

I love fan-boy mentality.

Tron's picture

I'm tired of people acting like sources are fucking doing them such a huge favor by sending freebies..replacing product and or giving refunds..you're suppose to do that because it's the right damn thing to do! Maybe not sending freebies but replacing bad or "lost" product that they didn't recieve..or refunding money..it's a PRIVILEGE for a source to be on eroids..and there's about a thousand other sources to compete with...I don't think some members understand how much damn money these sources are making..especially the top sources..

Ace Ventura's picture

Dammit! I had it ready to go. That page is a haven for these things.
I actually like to reply to the person with a link to this group when I post them in here, but I'm not allowed to comment on that page right now for one reason or another.

Ace Ventura's picture

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flag WaresMyBalls 15 minutes ago
Gear University...Mr. Breaking Bad, Great Customer Service My Friend...You Are A Man Of Your Word I Respect It 100%...Said You'd Send Funds Back To Me For Out Of Stock Items I Purchased. I Recieved It Today In Full I Thank You Sir You Have My Business For Eternity

Tron's picture

Eternity huh? LOL

Ace Ventura's picture

That's a long time.

Tron's picture

For some reason I just don't think BB is going to be in busines for...."eternity".

rolltide3's picture

How dare you say that dear sir.... haters goin to hate

Tron's picture

How dare me indeed.

Steveb's picture

x2

vhman's picture

LOL! I just came here to post that.
I think there is some sort of ring ceremony with this type of commitment.

zeb0312's picture

Shit seems dangerous to me as well. Double the trouble.