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Okay guys I'm making this post for anybody that ever sees a funny post or absolutely absurd comment. My nominee goin to be tough to beat it's by tomciopaluszek

Hello haters and hulk royal costumers. I am making this message to let you all know that Mr.Banner is coming harder than ever before. Yes, I am his fan boy, yes I am his royal costumer. I ordered package last week even though a lot of you were telling me to go for other sources. I did not listen to you and went with my gut. I was right. Hope you will have great evening. Will be waiting patiently and with great smile on my face.

I know this raises the bar but let's post them up so we all can have a laugh

Rustyhooker's picture

At least you got help on your car problem

Tron's picture

Elaborate on the relevancy between my car problem and belt loop, Rusty.

Tron 1 day ago @ace Ventura
But, the moral of the story is belt loop.

Did that offend you?

BELT LOOP

Steveb's picture

I heard Rusty gots a 42" belt loop

vhman's picture

Belt loops run vertically. Rusty isn't quite 42" tall, so your comment doesn't make sense. It's just silly to think of such a thing.

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Steveb's picture

Ok lil boy. Grab daddy's belt loop again as I teach you the yard rules.

I thought the point was he fantasizes about a young kid following him around prison and blowing him all day long while calling him daddy?

Rustyhooker's picture

The tears are strong with this one

Steveb's picture

Ace Ventura 22 minutes ago @T-3000 NEW
You're stupid

vhman's picture

Wdisla 16 hours ago NEW
Man to be honest my boy put me on to this source and hes freaking huge and knows his stuff and just won his last 2 shows overall so he loves this stuff. His bloods show that these products are legit.. With that being said who cares if he had fake follwing just to raise his ranking he's probably just trying to put his business out there more.. Any business man would do the same. I still will get my stuff through him since i know its not bunk gear and the prices are not ass rapes like other sources on here

This source just got reset to zero by BFG for making fake accounts to boost his reviews and ratings.
Now all the pole riders are out in force defending him. Fan boy behavior at its best.

zeb0312's picture

ass rapes

I liked that statement lol

Tron's picture

I cant even read all that without cringing...the way he types makes me envision a 17 year old high school drop out with minimal social skills, a speech impediment, and mild retardation.

vhman's picture

LOL!!!

Rustyhooker's picture

Lmao!!

IrishMack's picture

I HAD to post this, Bigmurph, I bow my head in shame. Same source that had a shit ton of problems getting people their gear and put on a hiatus.

bigmurph 56 minutes ago

Its time to get some more THORIN the npp and prop I can vouch for so far they are great. I want in on some of the 45$ish primo i think my next cycle is going to be my 20 wk test and primo.
Im in gbi get my vials ready.

With the book i just read up top seems like someone is gunning for top 10. I just realized I also get 2 free jollies pacs I already have a couple guess you can never have to many right?:)
I also get the test and eq also once it adds up damn going to be a nice pac.

Pale's picture

Hmm, I hope you are reading this Murph. Make it in here with horseshit like this again and I am coming for you again..

guitarplayer1's picture

He's one of many who likes to be on his knees with these sources. The gear works better if you suck off the Src through your cycle.

And then we got this lovely advice. Never ran the drug but can't help chiming in.

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flag davieboy1986 3 days ago
Any one ever use oxy/ dball inject 100mg. Experience and dosing. Pip etc... Thanks

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flag bigmurph 1 day ago @davieboy1986
I would start with 1/2 a ml ed hours before workout.
I've never used but thats what I would do and work up if it felt right watch out for a rise in estro running that.
I have been curious about products like that for awhile let us know if you like it.

IrishMack's picture

"Let us know if you like it.". Who the fuck is us? OH I get it. When Pale gave him a temp ban and he came back with a new account begging him to not ban him, his exact words were "I need eroids." No free gear if you can't gargle. Going to try and dig up that post on that SI for another WTF moment.

Rustyhooker's picture

Its entertainment. Lol

Gymjunkie01's picture

Oh it's very entertaining

IrishMack's picture

What an understatement. Then again he was an honest parrot. So in his eyes it makes it better. Notice how he only gives advice like that in the si's? Because at minimum he knows we would destroy him. I have to come back again, I'm missing out.

Rustyhooker's picture

Definitely come back more often. Its been dull lately

IrishMack's picture

I'm trying, been real busy with work and the wife started her own business so my time is caught between. I do lurk and still log in. I have some pretty good info I have been researching for some of the trt forum guys and also regular Joe's. I dare not say when because someone called me out when I said I would and never did, inside joke lol.

Muffins's picture

It is wildly entertaining to watch.

Rustyhooker's picture

Several times a scammer. Bunk gear with no hormones yet fools will buy.

Londonshaw1985 6 hours ago

Right, now I know it shows I've recently joined but, I had previously been using eroids as a source guide for a couple of years.

I only signed up to review another source as they were so reliable.

I just wanted to note that I thought this was long dead and id lost money but, I've received a tracking number today for my order (placed March 10th).

The tracker is coming from a post office in a Central European country. I won't give more details but I'll post again (with pics) if my order arrives. A slim amount of my hope has been rekindled ...

I hope this resolves and others do too. Totally bizarre experience from start to finish and regardless of whether I get my order I will be left scratching my head

peace

Steveb's picture

https://www.eroids.com/pics/breast-aug-part-2

Rustyhooker 3 days ago
Does this look like playboy magazine? You're karma whoring. Probably male with fake account.
-2

You should not call someone with 21 karma a karma whore when you have almost 1400 karma and have been banned for starting a private group in order to karma whore.

Rustyhooker's picture

Theres no truth whatsoever to that. Do your research.

Steveb's picture

It's all true goober

Rustyhooker's picture

As if you have a clue.

Steveb's picture

Which part wasn't true goober

Rustyhooker's picture

None of it bonebreath. There's an entire section of groups. This page is in a group. Private groups like advanced cycles are invite only.

Steveb's picture

Damn you're retarded. What part of this is not true?

You should not call someone with 21 karma a karma whore when you have almost 1400 karma and have been banned for starting a private group in order to karma whore.

Rustyhooker's picture

The fact that none of it is true. Its bs garble created in your private girls group. Who said what, when, where??

Steveb's picture

No retard you did get banned for karma whoring.

https://www.eroids.com/forum/general/off-topic/karma-whores-banned-perma...

And how do you not see the irony in calling someone with 21 karma a karma whore. Next you'll be calling people short.

Rustyhooker's picture

Funny story. But you dont know the truth and never will. Lol! None of it concerned nor involved me.

Tron's picture

You should not call someone with 21 karma a karma whore when you have almost 1400 karma and have been banned for starting a private group in order to karma whore.

Goooooooooddddd ..... DAYUM!!!

Rustyhooker's picture

In forums.

BASIC-2BIO - VIPGetBig33   •   Wed, May 4th, '16 06:41   •   6 replies, 29 views

I am in no way linked to VIP brand. But I don't understand why that they have a bad rep on here. I have ordered countless times with communication from them with every step and fast receiving. I started going through them after my main site (ashop) didn't return any emails after I ordered. They did ship the order but sent out the wrong brand of injectables and also the wrong Orals. I've tried contacting them many of times and nothing. VIP is great quality and all of their gear tests out to what it should be. With a big enough order they even hook you up with some free bottles.

Rustyhooker's picture

https://www.eroids.com/users/mooj

Check this dudes forums. 14+ of nonsence trolling for answers. Question him and you better watch your ass.

mooj 3 hours ago @Rustyhooker

Seriously - You need to Grow up, stop Trolling new member's & stop Arse licking the vets with more karma than you.

Remember what happened last time you took me on - You lost and will again.....

Richard.Simmons's picture

I seen this guy a few days ago. I was waiting for someone to say something. Goodone Rusty

Rustyhooker's picture

His cheese is old and moldy. Lol

vhman's picture

Lesgododis 47 minutes ago NEW
Being a newbie to these boards take it from me! BB is a stand up dude who does business the right way.
I know a lot of other new guys get anxious trying a new source and want to flood him with questions that will only piss him off more! Don't! (trust me)
He is good on his word and you CANT beat his TA. If he says he is going to do it he WILL! sit back and relax and wait you are in good hands.
(planning on writing a review after this current cycle)

I know this is a shocker coming from this particular SI.

Ace Ventura's picture

Had to post this, cause fuckin-A:

pc 9 hours ago
Anybody perusing here for references take note that BB is a straight up good guy ... I made an airhead mistake with my tracking info and he took the time to check it out and get it straight before I contacted him. He hit me back with the reassurance in less than an hour. I've seen the exceptional service with a great attitude, I recognize people in his thread as longtime eroid members that know what good gear is all about, he's got the coolest handle, and now Im about to get some of this fire product I've been reading about, THANKS B!!!

rolltide3's picture

I call bullshit. Ace you have the coolest handle lol

vhman's picture

Wow! Fire, coolest handle, stand up guy... He's incorporated most of the fan boy lingo in one post. Impressive!

Steveb's picture

LOVE WINS FAG
-Whole Foods?

Richard.Simmons's picture

Zeb is this you ???

I finger tasted the powder and found the flavor to be gently bitter alongside the very familiar flavor of household flour. This was my first negative question mark. I wanted this product to work so I double checked by finger tasting some household flour I had lying around. Sure enough a match!

zeb0312's picture

ha ha nope but I probably would do it. That's funny

rolltide3's picture

That's prolly me I finger taste everything

Richard.Simmons's picture

Lmao !

rolltide3's picture

It could be ace also what I won't put in my mouth I send it to ace. That dude will put anything in his mouth