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Okay guys I'm making this post for anybody that ever sees a funny post or absolutely absurd comment. My nominee goin to be tough to beat it's by tomciopaluszek

Hello haters and hulk royal costumers. I am making this message to let you all know that Mr.Banner is coming harder than ever before. Yes, I am his fan boy, yes I am his royal costumer. I ordered package last week even though a lot of you were telling me to go for other sources. I did not listen to you and went with my gut. I was right. Hope you will have great evening. Will be waiting patiently and with great smile on my face.

I know this raises the bar but let's post them up so we all can have a laugh

zeb0312's picture

Right on

1/3 %

Tron's picture

You have to put

Big Zeb
1/3 %

Or it doesn't work.

zeb0312's picture

Got it now.

Big Zeb

1/3%

Tron's picture

There it is!

zeb0312's picture

Oh

Tron's picture

Alright let's laugh at soreasscheeks new retarded comment for a moment... jesus christ this guy is retarded..

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flag soreasscheeks 16 hours ago
Thanx for the fr accept ax...... Shows true, and character.

Big mike.

stupid motherfucker %100

Let it be known that accepting someone's FR show's TRUE and CHARACTER. So accept all FR's so you can show your true and character.

mujeriego's picture

Damn I think I must be doing something wrong. I show the character I think but how do I show the true ?! maybe I just have no true :(

Tron's picture

You just have to accept a FR from anyone that writes "Big" ...then their real first name..and puts a % and a number. I think you can use any number as long as it corresponds to whatever percentage you may be referring to...........I think..

Big Englebert

%2

See in that case I wrote "Big" "Englebert" (My real first name) and then two percent..because that is the type of milk I bought at the grocery store today..%2

Ok YOU try it

vhman's picture

I thought you preferred humper-dink.

Tron's picture

No, Englebert Macadamianuttsackface.

It's just really long to spell out so it's easier to write Englebert when I'm doing the % thing.

Steveb's picture

stupid motherfucker %110

Tron's picture

I actually thought this guy was an old member that was playing dumb for some reason..I even said he asks too dumb of questions that even a newb would know..he even said at one point he was going to figure how to ban people..or he needed to find out how to ban people and deduct karma..he was a member before and was 150 pounds in his stats..now he is a giant that use to be a mod that doesn't know how the karma system or banning a member works..and he use to be Nitti..or friends with Nitti..or related to Nitti..idk..I forgot at this point.

Richard.Simmons's picture

I seen that the other day.... Just shook my head..... Lmao Because he's the only source on this site.....

Tron's picture

I'd go ahead and write a review as soon as a source accepts my FR... just as soon as they accept it.

zeb0312's picture

Yea then I give you +2 also for the review.

Pale's picture

He has been ducking me.

1% lol

bolt781's picture

Gotdamn lol! Tron you're a cool cat brother...handled that well!

Tron's picture

On the outside I laughed bolt...In the inside I died just a little that day and lost a piece of my soul as it left my body through every tear I shed one by one as I read each line of those hateful comments. I knew I was no longer a man because of those haunting words echoing forever in my ears by ram500."How do you have an adv tag...you don't look like you lift"...........jesus....titty.....fucking....Christmas..I lost my manhood that day Bolt. Its drugs, alcohol, fast food, and reading romance novels with the sound of Celine Dions "my heart will go on" playing in the background....WHY?? Because my heart WILL go on Bolt..you wait and see...

bolt781's picture

That...my friend...was an awesome reply lol! Knuckles Tron!

zeb0312's picture

You really do listen to Celine Dion don't you?

Tron's picture

You DON'T???

zeb0312's picture

Hey this isn't about me. lol

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flag soreasscheeks 21 minutes ago @Tron
Post it big dog.... Bro just told you I'm not nitti. Never said I was a mod here.

OK

soreasscheeks 2 days ago @Steveb
Like my man said.... You would have been banned for this...... But I'm not a mod... ANYMORE.

stang77's picture

Well at least he called you big dog. Lol

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tonytulo 4 minutes ago @Tron
From the looks of your before pic you've wounded yourself worse all by your self....

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Richard.Simmons's picture

Oh this never gets old.

Gymjunkie01's picture

Here is mine of the day . So the tren is so powerful you need to ride that thing like a rodeo cowboy

300 Savage 37 minutes ago @Athlete126
I-fits venum tren ace is POWERFUL..Hold on......

Tron's picture

Gymjunkie.. maybe post this tomorrow.. weve kind of got a flow going in here and this may not be the best time for that post.. its a good one.. but... just not right now..

Richard.Simmons's picture

Ha ha ha !!

Tron's picture

HAHA he flagged it... seriously, though we're having "Tron" time in here so no posts until we are done.

Gymjunkie01's picture

Damn lol I flagged it

Tron's picture

No, but post it tomorrow.. just give this one a good 24 hours. It was a good post but it's kind of like my own roast right now so .. just give it a few. Have a poke at my pics if you like. Say a few mean and or funny things.. just post that tomorrow.

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Gymjunkie01's picture

Take down my pic bro wtf

Tron's picture

Dude, you would have to starve yourself for 6 months to get that small..like near death..Hey, what happened to that post? The 24 hour time frame is up on the Tron roast.

Gymjunkie01's picture

Oh hellllllllll nooooo I got my peepee smacked yesterday lol I not posting nothing lmao

zeb0312's picture

Ha ha pee pee smacked. lmao

zeb0312's picture

:-)

zeb0312's picture

Oh shit sorry I will blur your face out tomorrow or so.

Tron's picture

That dude has...
Full blown stage one type one final stage readyman aids.

zeb0312's picture

ha ha Idk what his problem is he has all his supplements there in front if him.

tonytulo's picture

Lmfao

Steveb's picture

ram500 5 minutes ago @Tron NEW
How did you get a adv tag..you look like. You dont even lift in your pics

Tron's picture

No, I appreciate the nomination. I was coming here to post it myself actually. I like that guy and it would of been even more funny if I DID lift.. And the answer once again is No, I do not lift. I am naturally 212.. 12% BF. And happy where I'm at. Why lift? That shit is hard work.

Steveb's picture

You do not look 12%

haapinessgains's picture

...

Tron's picture

Goddamn, I haven't looked at that in years! Dude, That shits crazy.. flabby belly.. arms look small..wrist look fragile.. I can barely even see my traps there.. wtf was I doing back then? It was a before pic so I must have either not been lifting.. not eating right.. I don't know.. WOW. I agree I do not look like I lift in that picture.

Now a flip side to my friend Steveb here..

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flag Tron 2 days ago @Steveb
You need to update your AVI pic.

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flag Steveb 2 days ago @Tron
I don't have to do shit.....Tron

Has AVI pic today.. that's right... fuck you pussy do what I tell you.

Steveb's picture

I just thought you had AIDS since you were good friends with Readyman. I was not aware you were not lifting back then sorry bro.

Tron's picture

thought you had AIDS since you were good friends with Readyman.

HA!

I do look better.. My God I still need a lot of improvement though.. Not happy by a damn bit. I wish all these people that try and talk shit about peoples pic would post some of their own, however so it's at least a FUN argument and we can make of each other..