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Okay guys I'm making this post for anybody that ever sees a funny post or absolutely absurd comment. My nominee goin to be tough to beat it's by tomciopaluszek

Hello haters and hulk royal costumers. I am making this message to let you all know that Mr.Banner is coming harder than ever before. Yes, I am his fan boy, yes I am his royal costumer. I ordered package last week even though a lot of you were telling me to go for other sources. I did not listen to you and went with my gut. I was right. Hope you will have great evening. Will be waiting patiently and with great smile on my face.

I know this raises the bar but let's post them up so we all can have a laugh

Rustyhooker's picture

Twice...just to be samaritan. Lol

Steveb's picture

just to be samaritan

You're from Samaria? I didn't think you were thousands of years old. They call it Israel nowadays.

Rustyhooker's picture

Samara voted twice to be a good samaritan.

Hustle28's picture

Lol fuck bro ur a true smart ass

madman's picture

tallandswole 30 minutes ago NEW
GUYS AND GALS REMEMBER TO -VOTE- THE "STAR" RATING AT THE TOP OF THE REVIEW PAGE, IF NOT IT LOWERS ASHOPS OVERALL SCORE. GOTTA STAY #1!!!

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tallandswole 33 minutes ago @tallandswole
before anyone says im fan boy wanna be rep etc... no i am just looking out for my first and favorite source who has been a catalyst in my gaining 30lb lean mass in the last year. love, lift, live life

Tron's picture

One excited dude lol

Mega Roids Has some Mega Roids To make you Mega Strong like Mega Man.Oiiiiiiiiiiiiiii Chapsticks! Time to get ya Swole on Yea!..... Sorry TNE kicking it....have a gooday mates

Steveb's picture

Life is a constant struggle of pain and discomfort. Run and hide from it and it will defeat you. Embrace it and you will conquer it. Once you conquer it, live it to the fullest.. Embrace the thought that death is the final pain.. After that you will have no fear.

Tron's picture

Thats inspirational. I like that one.

Steveb's picture

I thought it was really gay

Tron's picture

That would be expected from you though.

Rustyhooker's picture

Nothing like a source pounding chest til results pop out. Then fans crosstalk because a third party is flawed?

Every single ugl has had goofed results. If source doesnt know they can fix it. But its funny to see a fan tell ya piss off. Folks are lining up and declaring this testing facility as honest.

http://anaboliclab.com/lab-results/brand-name/pharmacom-labs/

. tallandswole 3 hours ago@Rustyhooker

cool bro, then piss off from this si

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Hustle28 3 hours ago @tallandswole

So fanboys only in here??? Ask&discuss right??

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Rustyhooker 3 hours ago@tallandswole

Why would I do that? Im a customer

CBBurrr's picture

,

Steveb's picture

How does that mean tallandswole is a fanboy?

GATORNATION's picture

I learned a while back that things always sort out the way they should and defending a source isn't necessary. Their product should speak for them. If all that's allowed is "fanboying" on a SI, then it's not good for the community or the source.

iFit's picture

From the Wholesale SI:

SDABPT 5 hours ago NEW

Damn.... What the hell is going on in here? Ordered my fifth Order a week ago an I'm not tripping. It has always taken 11 to 14 days to get here. So now I order and two weeks later go check and low and behold there it is. With the prices and quality of this gear it is worth it. This source reminds me of me so I don't mind how he does business.... He's always been straight forward to me and he comes on here and updates us on his status. He's made changes to improve everything people are having issues with so why not give him a chance to fix them before you jump ship. From my standpoint I could care less if you all go elsewhere... That just will unclog the system so I'll get mine faster. But if you try his supps then you'll come back for more. WD is the best source I've ever used. Patience people.....

Tron's picture

This source reminds me of me so I don't mind how he does business.

That has to be one of the dumbest things I have ever heard anyone say.

vhman's picture

That brought a small tear to my eye.

iFit's picture

So much love going around these days.

iFit's picture

Help me out before I blow this guy up. Copy/paste from Levrams SI.

IS THIS GUY SERIOUS OR IS THIS SARCASTIC? I can't tell:

midnitsun

TopRamen.Here Here smartist thing I heard around here in a minute....Give abaxen a break,the man and his team give the best medical grade,high proformance chemical engineered hybred product due to degreed Md.and lisecened chemical engineers........quality raws,oils and Collegic knowledge,plus the Filtering process makes their product better then bayer or watson ect...
I said on my last order way back,when I stocked up and glad I did...I wont tell no one about you cause you will blow up like the 4th of july....
Both my order's had alot of prop deca is great,fasttest, and enth all perfect glad I got plenty no pip.(8-days to Land)...GOT TONS OF VIALS STILL...
If your the nervous type,wit no vials stashed then do this.Next time spread your money between 3 ,that's what I do and if you got a promo. boo-yah! you save...take your thousand cut it 3 ways, then you not focused on one SI pak.....HIT 2 DOMESTIC AND ONE INTERNATIONAL....then you wont have no reason to worry...Dude believe me it works!!!

Tron's picture

Yep, saw this Friday..wasn't able to log in till today...KNEW I would see this here ..

270strength's picture

Frickin retard!!
The shit these guys come up wit AMAZINg

GATORNATION's picture

That's a serious staff for an UGL. They're producing products better than pharma grade

Sad thing is, I think he was being serious.

jimmycrackcorn's picture

lol we should all probly listen and do what this guy says...he has it all figured out! and nothing better then buying from a UGL that has MDs and chemical engineers on staff! haha what a goober

Anonymous's picture

What a dumbass

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Mattyg986 10 hours ago NEW
To all you assholes blowing up blls inbox cause your pack wasnt recieved 30 seconds after ordering, check this shit out bitches!! Irish you are a man of your word. Honestly you didnt even have to do that brother. No one else will get my money!!
Oh yeah thanks for the candy too!! Lol, i think last time I got a Granola bar..
https://www.eroids.com/pics/black-label-stash

The OP's pack was several weeks late, but now everyone is an asshole if they inquire about their pack being late. Classic fanboy.

Rustyhooker's picture

Balls deep. Lol

madman's picture

I read this post yesterday and I knew it would make it into the fanboy group. Those sweeties are irresistible I definitely have to place an order soon.

Daddy's got a sweet tooth tonight!!;)

vhman's picture

He's all good now that he got some Halloween candy... Just shows that the OP is most definitely a teenager.

Tron's picture

This was posted with the pic

Fuck all you pussies who are crying about your packs not getting to you

Rustyhooker's picture

Would be funny if everyone waiting commented and negged him.

Tron's picture

It's just a little much when you actually say "fuck you" to someone complaining about a late pack ...JUST because YOU got YOURS. I've chatted with Matty a couple times on different SI's..Hes obviously new to the board but he seems like a decent guy. I'll hit him with a pm and kind of give him the run down on why it's NOT ok to say those things lol.

Rustyhooker's picture

Good thinking! I've seen sources like waldo, where packs missing. Folks posting he'll a crap talk to those waiting. Not cool.

Steveb's picture

Folks posting he'll a crap talk to those waiting.

What the fuck does that even mean?

Rustyhooker's picture

Hella. New phone is pissing me off. Lol

vhman's picture

Just classic. I'm sure this dick was crying that he didn't get his pack for weeks and week, but now it showed (with some candy no less!), everyone else are dicks. He just want's to be first in line to ride the sources pole.

Tron's picture

Before this forum disappears I thought I would save it here so everyone gets a good look ...prepare to lose IQ points and kill brain cells..you have been warned.

Keep it legit
Sigmanu571 • Sat, Oct 17th, '15 02:16 • 24 replies
I have been a member of this family for quite sometime now. When I joined eroids in November 2013 I was embraced and taken in with a warm welcome by everyone. I must admit I was very impressed with the reception. What was even more comforting was the fact that the whole site was dedicated to educating all members, new and old, about the pro and cons of the products that the site was built around. Safety was a topic that was stressed to complete strangers. MODs were helpers were volunteers who dedicated countless unpaid hours to educating the members who looked to them for guidance. There was a huge care and concern for the safety of each and every person in the eroids family. It was a fraternity comprised of mature veterans dedicated to teaching the importance of proper researching, pcts, bloods, etc. On the other end of the spectrum the sources wait patiently to offer their contributions to the newly educated newbs or loyal veterans. The competition was always there but the idea was the same. Safety. Even suppliers where willing to drop a sale if they felt it unsafe for anyone who seemed not fit. This was because they worked well together with the MODS Because they knew that ultimately this was a business that could only be ran by professionals who had the customers Safety as the main concern. This goes with out saying if they expected any return business. The MODS and Suppliers Had the right idea. for the business they were conducting. Reliable and Low key, professional advice given to a eager target market and the supply to meet their demand. Perfect right? Yeah until they made the same mistake that most successful business make before loosing everything. Eroids has lost touch with its roots and allowed success and notoriety to hinder their better judgement. The MODS and Suppliers no longer get along because suppliers have become more concerned with being the best and the MODS would rather worry about if you write a proper review than if you used the product properly. Safety is no longer priority and the genuine concern for a stranger or new members well being has been replaced with a measure of integrity based on karma points that are awarded only if you say and do what is expected of you. The saddest part of it is now We as vets are at a stand still not knowing who is right or wrong in this pissing contest between MODS and suppliers. The Idea is to promote success in your supply chain. Accusing those who do become successful of cheating is just bad business and frankly it just makes the accuser look like a cry baby. After all competition is the main component in business and companies do what ever it takes to get ahead of their competition everyday. So if somebody wants to buy a review then so fucking what. Chances are if a supplier bribes a customer for a review and their product sucks then the product will eventually speak for itself and the supplier will have spent more promoting a shity product than improving it. That supplier wont last long at all. I have used my supplier for years and I don't appreciate anyone accusing them(Their name is in the title) of anything. Their product speaks for it self and they will be successful regardless of where they choose to be. What angers me is that credit is not given where it is due because of collusion within this family. Now that is actually Illegal and something to bitch about. Not the structure of a customers review. I understand the importance of designated areas for topics of conversation but if you want to grade papers go become a English teacher. I already speak English and didn't join this family for your opinion.

In summation I am sure I will probably get reprimanded for all this which will only prove my point. But honestly if I get in trouble for pointing out the obvious then clearly Eroids is focusing on the wrong thing. I love this family and I want to see its success. But too much success leads to exposure. Look at John Gotti. His ego and desire for the lime light eventually led to the exposure and demise of the most complex underground empire known to man. MODS and Suppliers Do business the right way and remember what this site was founded on. Time to get your priorities in order before you sink us all

Sigmanu571 ..My nominee for biggest douchebag on the site and perhaps dumbest member ever.

CBBurrr's picture

there was a few good points made, but he lost me with the part about buying reviews.

Tron's picture

This is heartwarming..

I gotta say, abaxen handles his business. Look how much shit people have been throwing him and he is constantly communicating with everybody and fixing their problems. Even has to deal with a couple of scumbags trying to lie in order to get free gear. Those guys deserved to get banned asap btw. But once again thanks for constantly communicating with your people, I know you've been stressed but I just want you to kno your doing a hell of a job

Even has to deal with a couple of scumbags trying to lie in order to get free gear

The source admitted in at least one case a mistake was made and an order was overlooked as well as a problem with a couple of his shippers..

Rustyhooker's picture

This reply gets 2 thumbs up.

"Actually no you fucking asshole. Just blessing me and a lot of other people with great gear and service while dealing with reverse scammers and assholes. You should try to do a better job of not speaking."

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Steveb 36 minutes ago @rileyMadison2345
Is this source banging you?

vhman's picture

Tender.

madman's picture

Heartwarming indeed, reading this damn near brought tear's to my eyes.

Tron's picture

Lol

I really Appreciate Abaxen getting back too me and being straight with me on why the ship is taking a little longer then normal too hit land. I know it's hard out there for a pimp right now I see whats been going on in the news the last few months. People stay patient all is well in the land of OZ sources just have too be more cautious these days when traveling the yellow brick road a heartless tin man is the least of there worries if you follow the news. Great Source Stay safe Everyone.I really Appreciate Abaxen getting back too me and being straight with me on why the ship is taking a little longer then normal too hit land. I know it's hard out there for a pimp right now I see whats been going on in the news the last few months. People stay patient all is well in the land of OZ sources just have too be more cautious these days when traveling the yellow brick road a heartless tin man is the least of there worries if you follow the news. Great Source Stay safe Everyone.

zeb0312's picture

He must be or have been snorting the dam vials or something.

rolltide3's picture

Fucking dragons always ruining the day Lmao

zeb0312's picture

Yea dam flying bastards. lol

Rustyhooker's picture

Hahaha!

zeb0312's picture

That's some shit you would post. lmfao

Rustyhooker's picture

Guilty! Sent it via text few months back laughing my ass off. Hahaha