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Okay guys I'm making this post for anybody that ever sees a funny post or absolutely absurd comment. My nominee goin to be tough to beat it's by tomciopaluszek

Hello haters and hulk royal costumers. I am making this message to let you all know that Mr.Banner is coming harder than ever before. Yes, I am his fan boy, yes I am his royal costumer. I ordered package last week even though a lot of you were telling me to go for other sources. I did not listen to you and went with my gut. I was right. Hope you will have great evening. Will be waiting patiently and with great smile on my face.

I know this raises the bar but let's post them up so we all can have a laugh

Tron's picture

Isn't BB like 21 or 22 himself?

madman's picture

He's 22 an a half, and still growing.

Tron's picture

HAHA! made my morning man..holy shit lmao

madman's picture

Lmao, I remember these.
One vitamin a day keeps the doctor away.

GATORNATION's picture

I think 23 by now

Tron's picture

That's what I was wondering...explains the younger crowd on the SI.

zeb0312's picture

Idk but heard rumors. Are they true Idk. It's untelling who is who bro really but I understand.

Tron's picture

True.

Rustyhooker's picture

Just wait til next fiasco. Last time source posted the full shipping link. Smh....

Rustyhooker's picture

New owner yet fanboys come strong. Funny thing is old owner sent mass email to customers. If old soyrce has your info....wheres your safety? oh...fanboys. They'll know best. Lol!

mujeriego 9 hours ago

Gotta say GC is a top man and source, helped me out big time. If you haven't ordered before than make sure you do you won't be disappointed he'll go above and beyond to make sure you're sorted

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Rustyhooker 9 hours ago@mujeriego

Few shillings for your thoughts?

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Not necessarily a fanboy quote. I just didn't know what the hell he was saying...

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TARANIS 5 hours ago NEW
Thanks ASHOP,
YOU ARE THE GREAT GLADIATOR, ID HAVE YOU AS MY PICTISH FIGHTING BROTHER ANY DAY,
THAT Means the bigger of the brother fightes ,naked at the back close into the smaller brother and painted blue with an AXE in both hands , and the small brother finnishes them off with a Celtic long sword.
PAck2 arrived expecting them day by day,
KINMANSHIP MY FRIEND, SLANGE NA VAR

Tron's picture

Lmfao that is one of the strangest quotes I've read.

Rustyhooker's picture

Its the old scottish warriors from highlands. Scot talk very different. I was over there driving tour bus and could not understand a thing. But the bier was great and folks were friendly

Tron's picture

The randomly capped words must be parts he's yelling?

Rustyhooker's picture

You remember the old cartoon with professor Willoughby? Its thick like that. And caps yes.

Tron's picture

This just popped into my head...

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Can't believe you guys missed this one.

Engineereddisaster 2 months ago @KTJ89

You should go somewhere else.
Here is something to think about...
If a guy has good enough gear and service to be successful with a 500.00 minimum that might just tell you something about this source doesn't it?
I'm sure there are plenty of shit sources that can accommodate your high school budget.
You should go there.
Here's a challenge for you. Search this site high and low and find me someone who can honestly say 56 scammed them out of their 500.00 minimum. Betcha can't.
All my love, no homo
Ed

Steveb's picture

Once I found out he was a Juggalo I never thought of him the same. Ed died for me that day.

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ED has his own fanboys around here

Rustyhooker's picture

At least his page after page fanboying knows its real deal.

Big_Bossman 15 hours ago@johnsbike

Yep bc im fanboying all over this page

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Hey Rusty you dumbass that was a sarcastic reply to Johns bike basically telling him to show me where I have fanboyed, also you copy and paste any comment from any SI where I have fanboyed. Thanks I'll be waiting.

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That entire si page you sound like lil ralphie working for treats. Anytime customer has question on order you're there jamming them up. Thats a fanboy asskisser.

Very top of page. Customer had problems with pisspoor gear. Question was to the SOURCE, not the resident FANBOY.

johnsbike 4 days ago

now that your back,can you take care of the two bottles of doom you sent me that both crashed extremly bad!! there was no fixin them!! I will send you a pm too!!thanks....

Big_Bossman 4 days ago@johnsbike

And u had to post that on his SI why?

I failed to see you as the source. Need I cite the term Fanboy for you?

Or this... Rustyhooker 2 days ago@Big_Bossman

si page is where members ask sources. It also keeps up others on speed and quality of said source. Dont fanboy here

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Big_Bossman 2 days ago@Rustyhooker

Why don't you mind your business, show me where I have fanboyed? He came at the source pretty much telling him he is gonna replace those.vials for him and then said he would pm him as well, why not just pm and handle instead of coming at him like a dick. Now run along I'm sure there are plenty other Si's and forums for you to go start shit on. Have a good day buttercup ;

Again, are you the source? A rep? A shill? Nope just a fanboy with nose up some ass. Dude asked the source. You're none of the above.

Also wondering who's ass you kissed somewhere to get that much karma in no time at all. You're not helping in forums. You have no forums. You have no posted pix. Basically im calling you a cheat. Someone filled your basket junior.

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fusebox 16 minutes ago @zeb0312

I wish they made semen flavored protein powder.

Bulkdaddy's picture

I haven't stopped in a in a while but things haven't changed!!! That's some funny shit!!

fusebox's picture

Nice. Lmao.

Tron's picture

You gotta admit, that's funny as shit bro lmao

fusebox's picture

Yeah I got a good laugh from it. At first I saw my name and was like wtf did I say that would get posted here.

Steveb's picture

Were you drinking when you wrote that? I don't think there would be a big market for protein powder with that flavor.

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Funny guy

Tron's picture

HOLY SHIT

Damn you Steve, I can't stop laughing.

zeb0312's picture

Wtf was that about. I never seen it.

Rustyhooker's picture

Fully busted as a scammer source. And fanboys still boosting for a return. Shill?

Bangarang 3 hours ago@BeezKneez

See bro, much better.
Glad you took the advice. Looking forward to the verification and seeing what you guys have got.

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tonytulo 2 days ago @BeezKneez NEW

Both of you cut it with the fucking shit.

Tony told both of you to cut it out. I don't think he meant it was okay for you to continue it here. If that source is a bad he won't get verified. If a source is not verified we are not supposed to buy from them. End of story.

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Bangarang is beezkneez? Nice lecture!

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Ricky Barnett 3 hours ago NEW

Another perfectly good review deleted by these up their own arse Mods!
I give up with you wankers you ain't worth my time!

Right on si page. Smh

zeb0312's picture

Arse and wankers. Sounds like a porno....lmao

madman's picture

Man that was quick. That wanker's been banned already.

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This happened yesterday, but I thought it deserved to be in here! I have seen this same person do this exact thing to other people. And I have been nominated a few times in here so I know how it is...ZEB was claiming how he knows all the great side effects of tren hex. But he clearly said recently in another SI that he never tried it before...so someone called him out and said "I thought u never tan tren hex, how do u know all the sides so well?" And ZEB replied " I've been on it now for 2 weeks bro I know real tren hex!" Hahaha hopefully I won't get in trouble cause this is an EXP tag member...but they are fair game too right? I didn't know people could get the whole tren hex experience from running it for two weeks! Thanks ZEB!!

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zeb0312 2 days ago @enhancedlife
Well all I can say is I will try them like I would any other source gear and see the results or no results.

I have tried real hex before so I know what to exspect bro. Thanks

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enhancedlife 2 days ago @zeb0312
Oh which lab ? Cuz you were just saying you hadn't in another sources SI a few weeks back.

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zeb0312 2 days ago @enhancedlife
i'm using it now for about 2 weeks and it's balkin pharma

IrishMack's picture

To be fair, everyone is fair game.

jimmycrackcorn's picture

Good man, I agree

zeb0312's picture

I agree to everyone is game. But I'm not going there.

Have a good day Jimmy.

Rustyhooker's picture

Members domestic pack shoulda landed in under a week. Its been 4 weeks lost with excuses. But fan boy's will fly.

ronnie12 2 hours ago@gymchemist

guys calm down... GC doing good. us guys in aus sometimes receive packs 3 to 4 months later or like me in 3 to 4 days lol thats like your domestic shit. its not his fault. its the stupid postal service. there careless fucken cunts. i once received my 100 tabs of nolvadex all crushed up into powder like wtf.

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And I gained another homo....awww! Hope your pack isnt 4 weeks late. Lol.

mujeriego 18 seconds ago@Rustyhooker NEW

Naww isn't this cute how you're standing up for your boyfriend because he can't handle his things himself. You guys make a cute couple congrats !! Blessed Christmas for you guys

madman's picture

Lol you crack me up Rusty.
Rusty the fanboy hunter..;)

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When rusty finds one

Rustyhooker's picture

It sucks really. When I got to eroids, waldo was a big bait and switcher. I asked where my domestic 6 weeks missing pack was and fanboys ripped me full 2 pages. Then later on he became full scammer and folks lost thousands. Fanboys add buffer protection for sources. Then scams hit....boom. lol
Smile

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Same here when I first joined I had a pack 30 days late (domestic). So I took my frustration out in his is SI page and was attacked by fanboys along with the source telling me " so what your pack is fucking late "
the guy was a straight dick.

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Rustyhooker 48 minutes ago @madman

Twice...just to be samaritan. Lol

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Total fanboy shill. tallandswole 12 hours ago NEW

GUYS AND GALS REMEMBER TO -VOTE- THE "STAR" RATING AT THE TOP OF THE REVIEW PAGE, IF NOT IT LOWERS ASHOPS OVERALL SCORE. GOTTA STAY #1!!!

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Seen this post last night, make sure to vote Rusty. Lol