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Okay guys I'm making this post for anybody that ever sees a funny post or absolutely absurd comment. My nominee goin to be tough to beat it's by tomciopaluszek
Hello haters and hulk royal costumers. I am making this message to let you all know that Mr.Banner is coming harder than ever before. Yes, I am his fan boy, yes I am his royal costumer. I ordered package last week even though a lot of you were telling me to go for other sources. I did not listen to you and went with my gut. I was right. Hope you will have great evening. Will be waiting patiently and with great smile on my face.
I know this raises the bar but let's post them up so we all can have a laugh
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I just love this. Who's fault is it then? Just fantastic.
It's clearly not there fault they called him bro in the email
No doubt! It's all the haters fault. They messed things all up!
TronThis one made me chuckle a bit lol
.. when you tell people you love them on a steroid forum it's just a little much .. Love, such a strong word lol
I don't understand why everyone is still wanting to place orders man.. so many guys not getting packs and the site as well as the account getting hacked over and over.. it's just not safe and there's only 1000 or so other places to choose from.
And even questioning after I changed the website name, lol
TronThat shits got me dying laughing on the S.I.! "The site says hulkbody.don'torder.. so is this the new site?" I my mouth dropped when I saw that one lol.. I wanted to just tell him.. Yeah, go ahead and order.. send that money to the Russians bro.
Lol this is one of the better ones that's been posted lately
TronI couldn't hold a straight face reading it lol .. I posted this as a reply
From Banner
As long as the gear is "FIRE", the rest of the stuff doesn't matter!
If you only new the whole story.
TronYou had to have know this quote was going to show up here lol.
If it's entertaining, I'd love to hear it.
Maybe 1 day soon.
TronAwesome advice....
It's the secret to success.
TronBeen kind of quiet around here for the past few days .. hmmm I'm thinking it's the quiet before the storm fellas
The quotes are coming.. I feel it in the air lol
TronNot really a fan boy "quote" ... but hypocritical none the less and fan boyish lol
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NOW JUST LESS THAN 24 HOURS LATER
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The source finally responded to him so now he's an expert on how the source works and for everyone to stop complaining ...c'mon now stfu lol
Another winner.
TronApparently all sources have to do is respond (after he apparently sent 10 emails lol) .. and the tables have now turned.. pack hasn't shipped yet but hey, they responded to him so their g2g and they are "decent honest guys on the communication side"
Another fanboy earning his card. We love you (insert source)!
TronI don't know what's going on with Banner man.. I can say there's a lot of fan boy crap going on on that page and a lot of guys are not getting packs and some guys are.. I ordered from him a few weeks back and got my pack in 4 days.. No communication since then.. no complaints on my part.. no pm's .. no nothing and I find this in the mail today! It's an exact replica of the order I placed.. either it was a mistake on his part and is just unorganized .. maybe he did it just so other guys would see it as advertisement or something. That S.I. is a fan boy haven I'll admit but it the dude wants to send me a free pack I'll take it.. About to start my blast on it probably next week but I'll keep everyone posted and free gear or not he's not getting all 10's if it's not up to par. I'll review honestly once I finish cycle and try to get some bloods done.
https://www.eroids.com/pics/what-a-surprise-to-find-in-the-mail
Glad you got a free pack. It happens here and there.
The whole fan-boy stuff is a mystery to me. Do you see folks on an internet site kissing Wal Mart's ass because they were open and sold them crap? I know we're dealing with illegal substances, but there are hundreds of sources that deliver within a week or so. They're making big bucks, which is the American way. Why people nut-hug for that is beyond me. It's entertaining none the less!
A fanboy is just someone excited about their source. They think that they did all the research in the world and wants everyone to know how skilled they are at finding the perfect source. They are funny and say some crazy shit but I really think it is out of excitement. The fuckers you have to watch for is the paid reps.
Well said brother. I agree that this is the case a lot of times.
Paid reps are a big problem and should be called out and properly dealt with.
The rest of this is mostly for fun, but I think it's a good reminder for habitual nut huggers as well. Excited is one thing, but consistent nut hugging that attack valid customers is another. They should always be called out. The rest is purely for entertainment purposes.
StevebThey live in Moldova
Tronindeed.. keeps us laughing.. kind of like a double edge sword.. you want the fan boying to stop for the sake of keeping eroids a good reliable review site.. however, you kind of don't because some of the things these guys say are just so damn funny lol!
Dude, an extra pack?!?! Give me a HELL YEAH DOCTOR B! I WANNA SUCK YOUR GRACIOUS PECKER YOU BENEVOLENT SON OF A BITCH! Lol
TronI should totally pm him that exact message to see his response lmao!
One of the biggest fanboys on here is back after been banned. U all know him as pmob aka green points crew. He's already causing trouble for new members on hulk page. A guy has been trying to get an answer from banner for three days and was never disrespectful to anyone been very patient. Let's look at there convo.
Bobbybuilder4714 1 day ago
Hey Banner did you get my PM i sent about my info you requested?
GreenPointCrew. 21 hours ago @Bobbybuilder4714
Hes off on the weekends. Look at the top of the page. Don't look like any PM's have been answered. Hold on I'll call him and tell him just to check yours.
Bobbybuilder4714 19 hours ago @GreenPointCrew.
Ok thanks smart ass!! You don't know what's going on with my situation so mind your OWN business bud
This guy has so much to offer but never does. He keeps saying he's supposed to be good but he's already back to making fun of guys for no reason. What's a fanboy someone that protects a source a guy has a legitimate question trying to get it answered for three days only to have a so called vet make fun of him and belittle him. I'm sorry vet or newbie everyone voice is the same here
StevebThat's not even worth mentioning. If he was constantly answering for a source you'd have a point. I don't care if he's here or not but that's really stretching calling someone a fan boy.
No it's not making fun of someone bc they have a question. It would piss me off having someone belittle me for no reason wanting a answer. Maybe it's not worth mentioning except the checkered past. So a guy has two strikes against him gets a bigger sentence than a guy 's first offense? Eriods don't need guys making fun or belittling someone. Love how he's here to help..... what belittle newbies
StevebMost people need thicker skin.
I'll go with the thicker skin but acting like that will become a problem so i flagged myself
RustyhookerI know it's real because it made me cough!!!
Best quote by a source, replying on their dirty tren... "that's impossible! We filtered it twice thru double coffee filters!" Should a saw the pix.....
I remember that whole thing Rusty. The source, the gear, and the fanboys saying it's no big deal. Can we pull up an old picture of what the inside of the vials looked like? Remember the residue that was caked on the bottom and the sides....holy shit that was terrible!!! The only thing worse then the pictures was the members saying they were gonna pin it anyway. It's totally the sources fault for using those cheap coffee filters. I cant believe he didn't spend a little more for his clients and get the Folger's brand filters...you know their shit is fiya and gtg!
RustyhookerHaha!!! Some folks are so effed in the head to possibly catch a free bottle. C oust damn $3 per bottle and it's worth losing your limbs. Smh. Was a holy shit epic moment
Tronor...just maybe..just maybe he happened to randomly cough at that moment mistaking it for the Tren..but no..no it was for sure the Tren..FO SHO! Its the coffee filters baby! Errbody know dat! ERRBODY!!
RustyhookerCoffee and tren....pwo power!!!
Coffee filters! That means the gear is G2G! It should filter out most of the pubes as well.
TronJust use an old gym sock to filter it... i mean a filters a filter ya know.
I gargle, and spit back into a new vial...... I'll mix it with a little listerine if I'm feeling in the mood to double filter.
AnonB.O.G.O.F!
AnonJust trying to lighten the mood and make everyones morning lol
Wait... I think I'm doing it wrong...
Damn brah your giving away Irish secret ingredient lol
AnonLol, would be a neat party trick.
Buy.One.Get.One.Free. Wanna go halfs?
AnonSounds like a hell of a deal!