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Okay guys I'm making this post for anybody that ever sees a funny post or absolutely absurd comment. My nominee goin to be tough to beat it's by tomciopaluszek

Hello haters and hulk royal costumers. I am making this message to let you all know that Mr.Banner is coming harder than ever before. Yes, I am his fan boy, yes I am his royal costumer. I ordered package last week even though a lot of you were telling me to go for other sources. I did not listen to you and went with my gut. I was right. Hope you will have great evening. Will be waiting patiently and with great smile on my face.

I know this raises the bar but let's post them up so we all can have a laugh

Tron's picture

Now that's more like it!

Anonymous's picture

Right? I love sprinkles!

Tron's picture

I love titties.. alot.

Pale's picture

Okay, here is the deal. This thread is usually just funny quotes. A couple of you are taking it way too seriously. Flash, you were wrong bringing SimonAngus into this, there is a big difference between guys goofing off (tranny comments) versus a true fanboy comment.

Irish: Man, you are taking this thread way too seriously. It is going to get you in trouble. Just stay out of here and avoid it,okay.

Tron's picture

Goddamn shit storm went on in here since I logged in last night! lol.. damn fellas not even going to ask what started all this... oh wait never mind .. I see it lol

MONK's picture

PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT.

No pumpkins or cupcakes were harmed in the making of this!!

....although some anal passages MAY have been effected by attempting a sideways flashy poo!!

Tron's picture

where in the hell did you come up with that?? I just spit out my coffee! That is some funny creative shit right there "a sideways flashy poo" huh?? LMAO. .. call me immature but that shit is FUNNY... Made my morning man lol

vhman's picture

This thread was created for laughs and to call out ass-hat behavior. While you folks below (you know who you are) are living up to some of this, the rest of it doesn't belong here. Contribute to the forum or take it to PM. No one wants to read your pissing contest.
Also, when you say "bye (add and insult)", that should be it. Come on!!! :-)

TheFlash85's picture

Dude Google hot tranny, pretty nice selection. I'd bang them over some chicks. I'm not one for being stripped of power and being submissive but on black label prop, I'd hit anything

biggest fanboy on this site, been seeing this guy post fanboy shit everyday.

Tron's picture

I just couldn't help but to post this from Dr. Banner himself lol .

Love you guys and I appreciate you all!!

Not only does he care about us.. he LOVES us

Anonymous's picture

Lmfao!!! Never thought about pimpin out my sister for some gear.

If I had a sister I might would let banner take her out, thank god I don't have one!

rolltide3's picture

I don't know why u guys are fussing so bad? It's not even his real sister it's his step sister

Anonymous's picture

Oh, well shit! Nevermind then lol

Tron's picture

omg!!.. that guy was responding to me on a comment and I didn't even read the whole thing!! I'm laughing so hard dude! I just went back and responded to him telling him thanks for the laughs!! LMAO! THAT.. is officially one of best fanboy quotes I've seen.. Pimping his sister out to Banner... Jesus, and before that he was talking about how he got a bad batch from him with horrible pip.. yet, because he's getting another batch he is now going to give his sister to Banner.. I can't believe I didn't catch that man lol

Anonymous's picture

Yeah thats definitely one of the top quotes lol. I just kinda stared and then laughed hysterically.

vhman's picture

I shot swoles tren E at 1.5 cc on monday
And had terrible night sweats tuesday night and lastnight. We are talking sleeping on a towel sweats

This was from a guy named Wanted. I guess he got that super, fast acting tren-E. You know it's real when the long esters kick in less than a day. It's magic!!

Steveb's picture

He says he shot it, he doesn't say if it was his first shot. He could just be bad at explaining things.

vhman's picture

I hope that's the case, because that statement, as written, is idiotic.

Bulkdaddy's picture

Or it could just be hot where he lives at! Ha

NoWeakAces's picture

This is after reading this source would be answering pm's.

That counts!! I'm one of the them! ;-) your one of a kind Banner! you are one stand up guy . You never go back on your word . Ever! I stick here cuz that's very rare in this place! An not to mention. You gear got some KICK!!! Thanks brotha!

Tron's picture

Ahh.. I know who's comment that is lol.. and he's all over that page everyday with overly enthusiastic comments. My thing is all the guys calling him "doc" and "doctor".. "the good doc is in!" "thanks doc!" "you the man doc!" ... he's not a doctor guys.. he's just not...

MONK's picture

Uh. Bows head...

P2i2t's picture

Wow, is he really that absolutely ecstatic that his PM is going to be read? Now imagine when he gets an actual reply to his PM! that is going to make it so he is AT LEAST 151% sure about everything!!

Tron's picture

He's overly enthusiastic about everything he posts man.. just go look at some of his other posts lol

Anonymous's picture

Its hilarious to see these ppl think any of these sources actually give a fuck about them.

Anonymous's picture

Now Im just digging for stuff lol

stealthnatty 2 months ago @BeezKneez
Made an order Monday and just received it about an hour ago. Have left a review. I recommend everybody get behind these guys. Very proffesional and great to deal with. We need to support them so they can keep supporing us - Jump on guys!!!!

rolltide3's picture

I don't understand why it would take an hour to leave a review. I mean come on it takes like what five minutes to open pack he easily should of had it wrote by the 30 min mark

Tron's picture

I write a review as soon as the source notifies me they sent the pack.. that means they're good to go.. errrrbody know that!

rolltide3's picture

Iv got an advanced tag and I'm seasoned enough to know as soon as they pick up my money there g2g. Errrbody know dthat

Tron's picture

For crying out loud man... I've got so much to learn.. once I waited until not only did i receive the package.. well, I'm going to go ahead and admit this and I'm expecting to get banned .. but I have to let everyone know... I waited until I finished the entire cycle... there I said it.. goodbye forever guys. Here comes the ban hammer.

vhman's picture

GET OUT NOW!

Tron's picture

one more thing to get off my chest... It was a complete and thorough review.. I'm gone.

vhman's picture

It's written "ERRBDY-NO-DAT". Get with the program sir!

Tron's picture

Pshh ... I don't need no skoolin on my grammafication mayne!

vhman's picture

This one seems fishy. I usually review just moments after I've ordered. I know the source is G2G and his gear is FYAR and he's a "stand-up guy". Don't even need to use the gear to know that others need to stand up and get on board!

rolltide3's picture

See response to tron. Imo the mods should take down his review seeing how he wanted so long. Seems fishy to wait an whole hour

P2i2t's picture

yeah but he needed to open the pack and then prepare a pin to pin himself, otherwise he could not officially say he "used" the products.

P2i2t's picture

WTF!!! received them a freaking hour ago and already wrote a review!you've gotta be shitting me!!!granted it was a couple of months ago, I wonder if some mods ever caught on to this fake review

GATORNATION's picture

I missed a lot today...lol

Tron's picture

I believe today is setting a record for these quotes lol

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obwanjovi1 5 hours ago
I'm just wondering if Banner is gonna be giving priority to emails regarding messed up orders during the time his site was hacked....I wanna place a real order but I don't wanna do it until I find out what happened with my other one.

He wants to place another order.. "A real order" .. even though he never received his last one... I'm speechless.

NoWeakAces's picture

Banner's clientele all have Stockholm syndrome. The ship is sinking and they're drinking with the captain.

IrishMack's picture

Fuck you man, he said he was gonna take care of me after waiting 65 days domestic after I only received a half opened bottle of EQ. Hate all you want but He is coming HARD and I have a slin pin in my hand in my tent tight next to my mailbox. I took the next 2 weeks off of work to make sure I don't miss that tasty green juice. I pinned 3 cc's of the opened bottle and within an hour I was so hungry I destroyed a large pizza and 2 Big Macs and then went and fucked a 2 dollar hooker.

NoWeakAces's picture

Well why didn't you just say so in the first place?! Sheesh, I'm sorry already.

IrishMack's picture

Apology accepted lmao

P2i2t's picture

Ha!! and the source is going to say don't worry, of course we'll fix your other order. just place another order right now and you will definitely get both of them.even though you haven't even gotten one yet lol

Anonymous's picture

The hits don't stop lol. Haven't got my gear yet guys but I'm sure everything is legit, in case you were wondering...

perfectionnotpr... 4 minutes ago NEW
Donation was picked up and got tracking confirmation today. 100% certain everything is legit guys, Ill update after I receive my pack scheduled for Saturday delivery.

P2i2t's picture

I just came from this si lol I had a comment written up on their asking if it was a misprint that they are selling test prop for $95!! but I decided against it.but yeah I literally just saw that as well and laughed to myself

Tron's picture

damn! i was just about to post another one and I see this!!! I'm telling you today is setting a record for these quotes.. at least this guy is only 100 percent certain as opposed to the 150 percent by the post below lol!

Anonymous's picture

Well if its not at LEAST 125% then I'm not convinced.

P2i2t's picture

people tend to suck up on promo pages in hopes of being chosen. But this one is a little above and beyond I thought

THESE GUYS ARE AWESOME!!!
IVE BEEN MEANING TO LEAVE AN OFFICIAL REVIEW BUT I WANTED EVERYONE TO KNOW THESE ARE THE GO TO GUYS!!!
NOT ONLY WAS DELIVERY AS FAST AS TWO TO THREE BUSINESS DAYS, BUT I WAS ALSO A WINNER OF THE 10000xxxx. THERE WAS MISCOMMUNICATION AT FIRST WITH NOBODY RESPONDING TO MY WINNING INQUIRY. I FINALLY GOT THEIR ATTENTION BY SAYING SOMETHING ON HERE AND THEY LOOKED INTO IT AND CAME THROUGH. NT ONLY THAT BUT I WAS OVER THE $50 SPENDING SPREE BY AT LEAST $20 WHICH I WAS LOOKING TO PAY BUT NOPE, THEY SENT ME ALL THE STUFF ANYWAY. I GOT 3 BOTTLES OF T3 AND 3 OF CLEN FOR FREEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!! I DIDNT EVEN PAY A SHIPPING FEE!!!!