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Okay guys I'm making this post for anybody that ever sees a funny post or absolutely absurd comment. My nominee goin to be tough to beat it's by tomciopaluszek

Hello haters and hulk royal costumers. I am making this message to let you all know that Mr.Banner is coming harder than ever before. Yes, I am his fan boy, yes I am his royal costumer. I ordered package last week even though a lot of you were telling me to go for other sources. I did not listen to you and went with my gut. I was right. Hope you will have great evening. Will be waiting patiently and with great smile on my face.

I know this raises the bar but let's post them up so we all can have a laugh

P2i2t's picture

LMFAO!! now these gray here are the ones we need to touch and be looking into for this page! This is a classic example of somebody posting fake ass fanboy stuff just to praise a source.great catch roll!this right here is a classic lmao wish I could give you Karma for this catch

rolltide3's picture

Yea this about absurd as it gets. This dude is completely fanboying the source and might be connected to the source. Unfortunately stuff like this brings down the site and ropes guys into buying when other wise they may not

Tron's picture

Hey Darth, can we get a fanboy label for this guy?? seriously, he's out of control.

Pale's picture

Yea, that dude has initiated my full attention now. Before I really start digging I want him to post a pic up so we can see what the fuck we are dealing with.

rolltide3's picture

This is a sleeper account bro. The guys been here since May 2013 and made only 47 comments and I bet the majority of them have been for this si.all his friends are sources besides someone from soma page.

Tron's picture

I honestly feel like copying and posting all his damn posts and posting it on that S.I. and asking him to explain his "gains" and "losses" and why it's so damn inconsistent.

P2i2t's picture

I was thinking about going to do that right now lol want to come with me for some backup? Haha in all seriousness though this completely misleads people and cannot be tolerated. This is the stuff that we need to weed out from the site

Tron's picture

oh I got your back dude.. seriously, I'm so fucking sick of this shit on here

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P2i2t 3 seconds ago @Hulkman1 NEW
bro just 3 days ago you wrote this

Soma, your guys Test E is fire! Switched over from a different sources Test E a couple weeks ago and I'm up about 7 pounds and down a few body fat %. Just want to say thank you and since I split my doses up there's no fever or pip!
so three days ago you are up 7 pounds and all of a sudden now you are down 12 pounds?which one is it man? You should try to keep all of your facts straight if you are going to write misleading posts just to praise a source.this is the type of stuff we do not need in this community.I'm not trying to come down here and start a shit storm but we cannot have members misleading others just because they like a source. I mean unless you have some miracle diet that can fluctuate a 19 pound difference in 3 days from + 7 to down 12 lbs.

Tron's picture

Jesus Christ this dude is just all over the place lol!

rolltide3's picture

Lmao this dude is pushing the limits brah. Running fyah gear u can do anything. Shit I bet next week he's 250 with a six pack

Tron's picture

look he already posted before and after pics.. that gear is FYYYYYYYYAHHHHH!!!

NoWeakAces's picture

My favorite si is now covered up with fan boys. I can barely stand to read that shit with all the tren heads and nut fiddlers in there. It's been well known Swole overfills his vials and over stocks his orals but these guys are acting like he's turning water in to wine.

Tron's picture

You must me something like this lol

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jackedup666 54 minutes ago NEW
Guys, I'm a infrequent poster, and a newbie around here but I just gotta say....swoleoil is fuckin AWESOME. After my tough winter cycle from 2 other sources filled with brutal pip and inconsistent results....followed by a shitty pct from a liquid research company...I was lookin like a puny little pussy...2 weeks in on swole sustanon..my Lou Ferrigno gorilla pecs are bulging and my strength is up! 5 pounds up in 2 weeks and once this eq kicks in...oh fuck baby! and gunna make an order for some orals and mast oh man it's gunna be a good summer!!

rolltide3's picture

I can't even post in there anymore bc it's gotten so bad. Iv had to jump in recently bc someone had an issue and those guys started to attack like piranhas. Told them to back off let swole handle it

Tron's picture

I wonder what these guys expect??.... looking for free gear?? just being a fan boy to be a fan boy?? idk man.. I just don't get it.

P2i2t's picture

well I'll tell you that is my main si and I will be the first to praise him for what he does.but when I get blood work back getting over 10000 test levels on his gear I have nothing but good to say about him.I'm not going to say I sit in there all day and praise the dude lol definitely not how it works.but usually somebody will compliment him and I will agree with them. I am usually in there trying to answer people's little questions and stuff.but I have seen some over the edge Posts like the one above lol so yes it does get to be a little much I'll definitely admit that.but as I said, when my source gives me test levels like I have I will never have anything bad to say.

NoWeakAces's picture

Swole, IMO, is the best. Quality, customer service, T/A are all beyond reproach. But, there are ways to say these things without swallowing the whole load. It's not a dig at Swole that his si is now infested with goo gobblers. He has earned a pat on the back from me, not a rim job with a handy.

selfster19's picture

"Goo gobblers"........sounds straight outta wonkas chocolate factory lol

GATORNATION's picture

You very seldom, if ever, hear bad things about OG's gear, but you do see some crazy posts on the SI that on any other SI would be considered nut hugging. With that said, if his gear is as good as it is advertised then hug away...lol I got approved so I may have to test the water.

P2i2t's picture

I literally just got my bloodwork results yesterday and posted them running his gear and I came in over 10,000. yes I would say his gear is definitely as good as advertised...and this is speaking from actual numbers and proof. not just a fanboy statement

GATORNATION's picture

That's awesome. No I trust from the people I've talked to that OG's gear is good. I know some of the posts are just pure excitement like a kid with a new toy, so I don't think much about them as being fanboy posts.

It's the posts like you exposed on the other SI that drive me crazy. Stuff like: Gained 5 and lost 20. Went from 20% BF to 12%...I mean really? Zero consistency or believability.

P2i2t's picture

Yes, those are definitely the ones we should be worried about here. the misleading comments and stats

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P2i2t's picture

sadly I recently seen somebody running 700 of a source and levels were like 2300. but the thing is people were praising it. I didn't understand it lol

Anonymous's picture

Welcome to your stay at a 5 star resort. Awesome you came from the most ghetto trashy shit gear place green man. Watch how real gear will transform your body and you will never look back at your ghetto bunk underdosed of a joke greenman hotel again

Tron's picture

never went with swole but heard all good things.. it's a damn shame these guys are turning his S.I. into a freaking circus man..

Pale's picture

We are not allowed to review anymore but I have definitely ran his gear and I believe a lot of the praise he gets is well earned.

Tron's picture

Me and P2i2t just called him out. sorry if this crossed the line but dude seriously his claims are fucking ridiculous and there are people on the S.I. sending him FR's and Pm's and I'm sure he's filling them full of B.S. as well.

P2i2t's picture

that's exactly how it works! Somebody makes a comment like this and all of a sudden everybody is asking their opinion and their word is all of a sudden god lol and to think of how many members are being misled from inaccurate and untruthful statements through PM's and behind closed doors if he is willing to make such statements out in the open. we did not cross the line bro. As long as we keep it respectful and make sure it is understood we are not there to start a shit show.

rolltide3's picture

He's definitely got his ship sailing right but the si is becoming a clown show. If something happens with that source omg it will be a shitstorm

Tron's picture

idk why mod's can't review anymore.. if anything members know you are looking out for their best interest. However, I do see the point of having the rule.. sources would be offering all kinds of free gear to mods for a review if that were the case.. I know the praise he get's is well earned but some of the stuff on that page is way overboard man.

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zigzag90 5 hours ago
Am I right in thinking it is supposed to take 3-6 days uk domestic normal stuff!?

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Trenaceguy 4 hours ago @zigzag90

chill the fuck out
read the message on the homepage, hes had some delays.

maybe not a fan boy quote .. well, or maybe it is but damn do you really have to talk to another member like that for asking a simple question??? Can we not all respect each other on here?

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A Ellis 1 month ago

My friends girlfriend cheated on him. He rented a house right by the guy she cheated with. He set out live traps and caught 3 of the guys cats and let them go while going over 90 on the hwy. I think he had his mother in the basement too.

GATORNATION's picture

That's creepy...

Pale's picture

That was Fina...WTF? I am pretty sure he was kidding.

Steveb's picture

Of course he was joking. It is funny though.

Tron's picture

Fuck I hope he was kidding lol

CBBurrr's picture

Sounds like Fina has some twisted friends, or at least one.

Tron's picture

wtf dude???.....seriously

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Hulkman1 48 minutes ago
Soma, your guys Test E is fire! Switched over from a different sources Test E a couple weeks ago and I'm up about 7 pounds and down a few body fat %. Just want to say thank you and since I split my doses up there's no fever or pip!

SomaPharma 36 minutes ago @Hulkman1
Yessir! Awesome to hear bro. Told u was that good

Hulkman1 16 minutes ago @SomaPharma
Yea, it's already some of the best I have done and I'm only a few doses in.

Palm to face ugh lol. A few doses in and it's the best ever and he up in weight hmm couldn't be the other source gear kicking in could it lol

Tron's picture

what the hell lol?? it's the same guy from this post from last week

Hulkman1 8 hours ago NEW

Ok guys, I've been posting more recently and been posting pics but my Karma hasn't gone up. Lol. That's aside the point I'm about to make.... I was running another sources Test E at about 550 per week and my body weight stayed at a consistent level. I just pinned 750 mg. or 2.5 mls. of some Test E a couple days ago and I'm already up 4 plus pounds. This stuff seems to be fire and overdosed as I have ran a lot of Test. I don't run anything else so there are no other contributing factors. Soma has been very responsive to my conserns and hasn't judged whatsoever. I just want to give my hats off as he seems to care about his gear and us. I will continue to order and if a problem were to occur I feel the utmost confidence that he will do right.

I think this may have actually earned fanboy status..

rolltide3's picture

Lmao awe I see well four pounds in couple days impressive

Tron's picture

you know what rolltide? (I'm from Tuscaloosa myself so fuck yeah rolltide lol!)

Tron's picture

The info wasn't as personal as it may have appeared ;)

Tron's picture

Yep 4 pounds in a couple days from injecting test E.. that's that FIRE!

Pale's picture

LOL.. I predict a flagged review...

KAM1314's picture

Just be safe and watch your back brother. That guy is gaining 7lbs of muscle every 3 days...are you MODS trying to get your ass kicked lol

Pale's picture

Good point, I still have Mike1982 out there searching for me to be his final masterpiece. I don't need anymore pissed off juiceheads hunting me.

rolltide3's picture

Lmfao that's funny ^^^^