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ITS BEEN 4 DAYS....WHERE THE FUCK IS MY PACK????

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Hey Bros... ( love that name..."Bro"...it's like we're all tight with each other and shit), this is Kevin CENSORED from CENSORED Indiana, and I am soooo mad right now. Four days ago I placed an order with Superbolicmutantgear.com and paid almost $100 for my bottle of Tren so I can start my first cycle, and it's been 4 days now since I sent my hard-earned allowance to CENSORED.....and NOTHING. No pack, no email, no apology.....nothing.
I dont appreciate getting fucked! I work hard delivering newspapers once a week and taking out the trash when my mom threatens me, so that money is important to me. NOW I finally understand why there are some of you who get mad when your shit doesnt arrive within 3-4 days. These fucking sources are thugs and should be made to deliver it themselves instead of relying on union postal workers to actually work.
If Dominos can do it, so can they.
Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go write a review that should put these pricks out of business.

BeastMoDe33's picture

Hahaha reading this never gets old. Shit happens daily

EBSNW1's picture

Hahaha gothic I always used to love these kind of posts coming from you...Can't imagine the stress you have now that you're a source too as opposed to a mod.

Some people are just unbelievable. But yeah, getting my gear delivered like domino's does sound dope.

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rolltide3's picture

That's why I use my source. I always get the shipping that delivers it the day before I order. Well worth an extra ten bucks lol

vhman's picture

My source employs "pre-cogs", so they send me my order, even before I know that I want to order anything.

rolltide3's picture

Dang that's customer service there

The Impastable's picture

Interesting, I think you have the one up on me. I use my trusty time-turner from Dumbledore and twist it several times when I recieve my order. I just hoard the stuff at that point...

On that note... One would think these wizards would've created a massivus brolicus spell to become jacked wizard beasts instead of their puny wand waving selves....

TrenjaminFranklin's picture

Solid Minority Report reference.

vhman's picture

I have found that alternating PM's and emails every 15 minutes, from time of your order, for several days really gets their attention.

iFit's picture

About a year ago a guy complained because "Amazon" ships from the same area as his source so if Amazon can get it to him in 2 days so should his source. True story!

7gothic's picture

I searched all over Amazon and couldnt find that Tren.....:)
lol....Nothing surprises me anymore.

The Impastable's picture

I hope he has his front and back LED blinkers and super reflective helmet on!

PIN_CUSHION's picture

He usually just pulls ED behind him and makes him throw the packs. He yells "NO HOMO" everytime.

The Impastable's picture

why the no homo? Blum 3 seems like he's trying to reassure himself...

PIN_CUSHION's picture

Well when you wear acid washed jeans and purple roller blades people begin to wonder.

cry_havoc's picture

Superbolicmutantgear.com!! That's a great idea! I love that name! Think I will go into business myself and start my own website with a domain and IP registered in my name, Joe Bob, to my home address, 1060 West Addison Street, Chicago, IL 60613! Money is gonna flow up in this bitch! I'll cook in my backyard on my grill and package in my kitchen! I'll do that till I make my first $1500 or so when I can move into a storage facility and really start cranking out the gear! Supply and demand will be my bitch and everybody will get all their gear from my catalog of 50 different types of Tren in TWO days guaranteed!

bigJOHNstud's picture

So your going to sel the juice out of wrigley field? You know Sammy Sosa doesn't play anymore?

cry_havoc's picture

Yeah it was the first address that popped into my head!

gqelite's picture

You mean you didn't overnight it with the outrageous ten dollar shipping fee?

shawn0712's picture

I've had longer T/A from the gym dealer. Hell, my last one is going on 3 years

Steveking1980's picture

Why does it take that long? Hell I can order a sub from jimmy johns and they get here befor the fire squad-wtf?!
That's freeky fas

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The Impastable's picture

Yo man, fuck these sources! I expect my shit delivered faster than my Chinese food!

treadinontren's picture

Hopefully whoever's cooking your gear is doing it in a more STERILE area then your Chinese food...

I always say you'll eventually get a cockroach in your food from every Chinese restaurant, how long it takes before you get one determines how good it is..

treadinontren's picture

Reminds me of a story, back in the day when I was a youngen in 4th grade my teacher brought in chocolate covered ants to try...you could see all the disgusted and cringing faces as the few of us daredevils gave them a try...then I went up to the teachers desk to grab another and low and behold in the trash can is an empty bag from chocolate covered raisins...he got us good...

The Impastable's picture

I feel you on that. The condition of some of these places makes me wonder how they're still in business...

And what do you mean eventually? I request them with every meal, they are considered delicacies in certain areas of the world you know...